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I don't get too much into 'conspiracy theories', other than the one about the Government being extremely guilty in the Waco tragedy, and the one which says that there is a worldwide conspiracy to establish a global government under the control of a European leader who will be the Antichrist. Other than that, I'm as non-flaky as can be (in regard to conspiracy theories).

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 11 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

This sounds too much like satire to be true...I hope.

11/25/2005 2:25:03 AM

Darth Wang

Yeah, I'm the same way, except for the one about how Bigfoot conspired with the Loch Ness Monster to assasinate president Kennedy with a death ray from a UFO built in Atlantis.

11/25/2005 3:31:07 AM

That_Guy

I don't get too much into 'conspiracy theories', other than the one about all of the leaders of every country being baby eating multi-dimensional reptiles from venus. Other than that, I'm as non-flaky as can be (in regard to conspiracy theories).

1/13/2009 4:54:44 PM

GigaGuess

Uh....huh....

*Backs away slowly...*

1/13/2009 5:52:39 PM

Frelus

“I am only going around shooting black people, but I am not racist beyond that“

4/15/2012 1:00:32 PM

Blue the Thief

We have a twofer!

Also: Lolwut?

4/15/2012 1:45:33 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Theories have evidence.

3/15/2013 1:06:25 PM

Canadiest

except if you believe the AntiChrist nonsense you'll believe pretty much anything the fundie church system fed you. So there's a shitload your not owning up to here.

3/16/2013 7:02:39 AM

Avi

I'm not bothering to WTF this one because it sounds too much like a Poe.

10/19/2013 5:13:42 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Poe, moving on

10/19/2013 6:00:35 AM

Went

I'm not too much into drinking, but I'll have that eight pint if you insist.

1/11/2014 6:32:33 PM
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