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You people are so sick! I am 29, successful, and a virgin. It may be stressful, but I know I'll find a woman one day. The truth is, anyone who fornicates without being married, masturbates, or has sex with prostitutes may feel it is fun now, but will burn in hell forever. That's right, read the bible, the book that tells the truth about everything. You sick atheist cowards, disgusting gays, perverted prostitutes and prostitute chasers and slutty sleazy women will burn FOREVER for your sins. You will literally feel the pain of burning alive nonstop FOREVER. In a million years of constant burning with no sleep, you will not have even completed 1% of your punishment for your fornication, masturbation, prostitution, etc. So I hope you feel good now. Enjoy it, it won't last. You are evil and make a mockery of people like me. I've found 3 women who wanted to marry me but when they told me they weren't a virgin I told them to leave and never speak to me again. I save all my money for my future family, but I only like women close to my own age, at least 27, so I will wait for the right one. The only virgins I've met so far that age are obese, which is another sin you will burn in hell for all eternity for, so I said no thanks to that, but I've signed up with a service that promises to find me the right one. Even if I live to 90 with no sex, it's better than being tortured forever. I go to church every Sunday and will never forget the sermons. You people need to repent. It's too late for most of you but most of you don't even teach your children that sex, masturbation, prostitution and homosexuality carry a penalty worse than the death penalty, PERMANENT SUFFERING BY TORTURE! God does not appreciate your thanks and will punish you for what you did! God didn't make a hooker, the devil did. You will get what you deserve you sick fuck! Don't come to Texas or I'll shoot you in the head you disgusting piece of perverted shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random craigslist poster, s f bay area craigslist 118 Comments [12/24/2007 5:29:48 AM]
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JonnyTruant

So unmarried sex is grounds for eternal damnation but murder isn't?

12/24/2007 5:33:39 AM

dpareja

Wow, obesity's a sin? I thought that was something only those left-wing liberal health freaks were concerned with...

12/24/2007 5:34:00 AM

freako104

Why are people who disagree with you "sick?" I would not care if the person I fell for was a virgin or not. You forewent possible happiness 3 times because they were not virgins. Then you get upset because the only virgins your age are obese. Shallow are you? And I believe in Hell, but for me, Hell is only for the truly evil. Heaven/Paradise is for anyone with a good heart. And fuck your Bible, it is based off older myths and legends not to mention it was the justification for hate as well as killing.

12/24/2007 5:38:24 AM

cyborgtroy

Um... I respect wanting a virgin, but... You're stupid.

12/24/2007 5:45:50 AM

Kuzih

Yes, because shooting people in the head is exactly what Jesus would do, right?

12/24/2007 5:49:27 AM

Vampirehummingbird

You sound like you are going to explode any second.

12/24/2007 5:51:53 AM

Demented Yenta

It's too late for most of you but most of you don't even teach your children that sex, masturbation, prostitution and homosexuality carry a penalty worse than the death penalty, PERMANENT SUFFERING BY TORTURE! God does not appreciate your thanks and will punish you for what you did! God didn't make a hooker, the devil did. You will get what you deserve you sick fuck! Don't come to Texas or I'll shoot you in the head you disgusting piece of perverted shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You make the Savior ill, friend.

12/24/2007 5:53:48 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Somebody needs to get laid, bad.

12/24/2007 5:56:19 AM

Michael

Ya! Right. POE POE POE POE POE

12/24/2007 6:05:43 AM

werewolf

Look at this poor fellow. Paranoid, delusional, and angry...very angry.

And he knows what the cause of all this is. He said it himself: "I am 29, successful, and a virgin." He implies he has never masturbated nor used the services of a prostitute to relieve his sexual frustrations.

To relieve his stress, he promises eternal torture to those who lead normal lives.

Pity this man. He illustrates how far a man can go with stupidity and still maintain some semblance of humanity no matter how perverted.

If he were a horse, I'd say put him down and end his suffering.



12/24/2007 6:29:53 AM

Morninglight

I still a virgin, but that's because I'm fussy, not because I'm scared of hell.

12/24/2007 6:45:54 AM

Lewisfisher

"The truth is, anyone who fornicates without being married, masturbates, or has sex with prostitutes may feel it is fun now, but will burn in hell forever."

Considering that over 90% of ever male on earth has masturbated.......

"I've found 3 women who wanted to marry me but when they told me they weren't a virgin I told them to leave and never speak to me again."

Okay, I understand you're a bit picky, but telling them never to speak to you again? No wonder you haven't found a partner yet.

"God does not appreciate your thanks and will punish you for what you did!"

I thought God can forgive all sins? Surely a few sexual offenses are not beyond His scope of mercy.

12/24/2007 7:17:22 AM

Michael


12/24/2007 7:20:36 AM

Osiris

You're going to grow up to be very alone and very dangerous.

12/24/2007 7:27:09 AM



You really should try masturbating, at the very least. It might help rid you of all that nasty tension you seem to have. It is a great stress-reliever, after all.

12/24/2007 7:38:43 AM

C in TX

And he is still single?

12/24/2007 7:41:25 AM



So, according to your logic, why not fornicate and have fun?. After all, if you're going to hell for being obese, 50% of the humankind is going to hell anyway. And man, you're not looking for a woman, you're looking for a novel character. Which makes me wonder if you're a kind of Adonis.

12/24/2007 8:57:55 AM

Florens

Wow. Has to be a joke.

If it isn't, I feel like I should be warning the police or something. Suppressing one's biological urges and building up that much frustration for so long is never healthy, these kind of people end up becoming wierdos like stalkers or child molesters.

12/24/2007 8:58:13 AM



Couldn't it be that you're a little shallow, rather than virgin?

12/24/2007 9:03:32 AM

DeusExMachina

He's looking for a virgin of at least 27 years old? Good luck with that...
That's a pretty slim market right there...

12/24/2007 9:45:03 AM



You people are sick.............you're just following your natural impulses, whereas I, who am shallow and succesful is fed up with other people having fun.

12/24/2007 11:03:53 AM



They read the Bible, and they see that nothing happened to David, Abraham, Judah, or the guys who raped the women in Jericoh. So?

12/24/2007 11:05:49 AM



This guy seems to contradict himself all the time. First he says that he's happy, but a few lines later, he seems very resentful because "all the virgin girls my age are obese" and that "I prefer dying at 90 and pure.........". If you were so truly commited, you'd carry on with your life. Or at least, you'd say it in a more moderate tone.

12/24/2007 11:08:14 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

See this is what happens to your brain when you dont jerk off enough to relieve the pressure...

When he is 49 he wont have to worry about being a virgin. The jail he will be languishing in will have lots of husbands for him.

12/24/2007 11:30:59 AM

Tomby Stone

Blueballs kills.

12/24/2007 11:46:05 AM
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