random craigslist poster #fundie sfbay.craigslist.org

You people are so sick! I am 29, successful, and a virgin. It may be stressful, but I know I'll find a woman one day. The truth is, anyone who fornicates without being married, masturbates, or has sex with prostitutes may feel it is fun now, but will burn in hell forever. That's right, read the bible, the book that tells the truth about everything. You sick atheist cowards, disgusting gays, perverted prostitutes and prostitute chasers and slutty sleazy women will burn FOREVER for your sins. You will literally feel the pain of burning alive nonstop FOREVER. In a million years of constant burning with no sleep, you will not have even completed 1% of your punishment for your fornication, masturbation, prostitution, etc. So I hope you feel good now. Enjoy it, it won't last. You are evil and make a mockery of people like me. I've found 3 women who wanted to marry me but when they told me they weren't a virgin I told them to leave and never speak to me again. I save all my money for my future family, but I only like women close to my own age, at least 27, so I will wait for the right one. The only virgins I've met so far that age are obese, which is another sin you will burn in hell for all eternity for, so I said no thanks to that, but I've signed up with a service that promises to find me the right one. Even if I live to 90 with no sex, it's better than being tortured forever. I go to church every Sunday and will never forget the sermons. You people need to repent. It's too late for most of you but most of you don't even teach your children that sex, masturbation, prostitution and homosexuality carry a penalty worse than the death penalty, PERMANENT SUFFERING BY TORTURE! God does not appreciate your thanks and will punish you for what you did! God didn't make a hooker, the devil did. You will get what you deserve you sick fuck! Don't come to Texas or I'll shoot you in the head you disgusting piece of perverted shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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