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Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck? That's getting the larger from the smaller.

When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.
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Evolution is a theory, and an exceptionally wide-eyed foolish one at that. Nevertheless, it is a mere theory as much as tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways is a theory.

Grant Swank, Renew America 54 Comments [12/25/2007 7:38:34 PM]
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SaneChick

Um, what about babies becoming adults?

12/25/2007 7:50:10 PM

Osiris

So technically we should all be born huge and grow small?

12/25/2007 7:51:50 PM

cyborgtroy

That postulate is either totally wrong or you're misapplying it. I'm guessing the latter.

12/25/2007 7:53:42 PM

Old Viking

Grant, you're not paying attention. Dirt. Man was created from dirt.

12/25/2007 8:02:07 PM

protowhalepig

Nevertheless, it is a mere theory as much as tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways is a theory.

But that isn't a theory. Except for complete fundie cunts like you.

12/25/2007 8:02:59 PM

Florens

It's obvious that you are not only a complete idiot in biology, but also an idiot in astronomy since you have no idea what the Milky Way is (hint: there's only one). Did you even attend middle school?

12/25/2007 8:08:00 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Sperms and eggs are pretty small and they - oh, right - you're against sex education. Oh, right, you're against education.

12/25/2007 8:08:11 PM

davros

the fail is great in this one

12/25/2007 8:13:30 PM

werewolf

I gave Grant Swank the benefit of the doubt before and assumed he was a functioning adult. I'm not so sure now.

12/25/2007 8:17:46 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

" Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck? ...

Agreed. I always thought that stuff in Genesis about man being created from specks of dust was BS.

12/25/2007 8:21:22 PM

Snopester in Exile

Doesn't the bible say man was made from specks too?

12/25/2007 8:35:48 PM

NecroVMX

"Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck? "

The same people that believe a complicated homo sapien derived from a single sperm and egg.

12/25/2007 9:32:40 PM



You have no idea of science. Not a single book of science have you touched.

12/25/2007 9:33:24 PM

solomongrundy

Grant Swank, you are an idiot and an exceptionally wide-eyed foolish one at that.

12/25/2007 9:33:33 PM

Hector

The list of this guy's previous articles makes me want to cry at the state of humanity:

# Why can't CBS get Huckabee's 'Christ' at Christmas?

# Jesus is Christmas

# Grinch Ron Paul slams Huckabee's Christ ad

# Chaplains counsel in workplace

# Godless America = Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama

# Barack Obama, the fake maximum

# Romney for human embryo research

12/25/2007 9:46:37 PM

MysticalChicken

When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.


Yes. In math. Which is not biology.

12/25/2007 9:49:08 PM

anevilmeme

Would you fundtards please learn what the word theory means?!?!?!?!?!?

12/25/2007 10:12:04 PM

Chi

Yeah, that whole human beings from dust and the night wind thing is really fucked up, huh?

12/25/2007 10:22:39 PM

LabRat

You were in school?

12/25/2007 10:40:49 PM

Illuminatalie

Please be poe. Is there anyone really this dumb?

AND
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everybody.

12/25/2007 11:05:39 PM

flipper

Sorry, with Alan Keyes, Ann Coulter, and the usual list of right-wing hypocritical word whores on your site, I really don't think you have a good case for questioning someone's right mind! But you are right about one thing, I doubt you will get anything great from those "small minds"(or anything honest).

12/26/2007 12:04:22 AM

cui bono

"When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that ..."
postulates of what?, cake baking, needle work, sex education ?
Fuck what a moron.

12/26/2007 12:40:58 AM

Mike

YOU FAIL AT BIOLOGY!

12/26/2007 1:04:05 AM

Alwimo

Grant, the spermatozoon and ovum involved in your conception must have been pretty damn huge.

Are we taking extra energy going into a system into account?

12/26/2007 1:30:29 AM

LabRat

Johny Appleseed wants a word

12/26/2007 2:10:20 AM
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