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(not quite sure if this belongs in FSTDT, RSTDT or CTSTDT)

"Daddy, why did the Jews take away the Christmas tree?"

"Well, punkin, it's what Jews always try to do."

"But don't they believe in Christmas?"

"No, honey, and they don't want most of us, Americans, to believe in
it, either."

"You mean like the way they killed Jesus?"

"Yes, punkin, the way they killed Jesus."

"But why do people let them do this?"

"Not everybody does. People in Germany tried to stop them a long time
ago, but America stopped the Germans."

"I think the Jews should be burned."

Tim May, Terra.com 79 Comments [12/25/2007 7:14:06 PM]
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Submitted By: superhippy7890
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dpareja

It's all three!

12/25/2007 7:16:14 PM

davros

just feel the love

12/25/2007 7:22:48 PM

Old Viking

Look, kids, that's called a Nazi apologist.

12/25/2007 7:27:55 PM

TB Tabby

Please, please, PLEASE be a Poe.

12/25/2007 7:28:39 PM

Happymealungen

Yeah, it's been a hard christmas this year, there were jews all over the place trying to stop me from celebrating.

...not

12/25/2007 7:30:33 PM

Sideshow Bob

We got a Triple Crown for Christmas.

12/25/2007 7:34:21 PM

Osiris

DIAF

12/25/2007 7:48:53 PM

protowhalepig

"No, honey, and they don't want most of us, Americans, to believe in
it, either."


It is, in fact, possible to be both Jewish and American. Like it's possible to be a fundie and a cunt. You are an example of the latter.

12/25/2007 8:05:01 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Who ever killed Jesus, the christians should be eternally grateful to that person or people. Their religion would not exist without this execution and all the supernatural mumbo-jumbo that they invented to go with it.

12/25/2007 8:27:21 PM

Florens

I think hatemongers like Tim May should be burned.

12/25/2007 8:28:49 PM

werewolf

I think this is a member of that extinct species called Nazis. It's amazing how it survived almost intact into the 21st century.

12/25/2007 8:32:40 PM

Bryan65

"Daddy, why did the Jews take away the Christmas tree?"

"They didn't. But our pastor wants us to believe they did."

"But why would our pator say that?"

"Because he's a bigot. And we have to believe it to be good Christians."

"Did the Jews kill Christ."

"No, punkin. But we'll believe it anyway."

"Why, Daddy?"

"We're morons, punkin. And darn proud of it."

"Yeah, we're stupid, aren't we?"

"We sure are! And Jesus love it when we stop thnking and conform!"

12/25/2007 8:34:29 PM

Eric

Bryan wins many internets.

12/25/2007 9:12:08 PM

NecroVMX


"Daddy, why did the Jews take away the Christmas tree?"

"Well, punkin, it was only one person that had a problem with it, and it's wrong to attribute one person's flaws to an entire race or religion"

"But don't they believe in Christmas?"

"No, they celebrate other holidays like Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashanah and Passover"

"You mean like the way they killed Jesus?"

"Jesus was killed by a collaboration of a certain group of Jewish priests and Roman officials, none of whom are alive today. But we should thank them because he died for our sins"

"But why do people let them do this?"

"Because our country is founded on freedom of speech and expression"

"I think the Jews should be burned."

"Go to your room."


Fix'd

12/25/2007 9:26:34 PM

Boxtop

When all else fails, blame the Jews.

12/25/2007 9:29:04 PM



The only way they could have killed Jesus is with a TIME MASCHINE. And concerning the Christmas tree.............just hilarious.

12/25/2007 9:29:08 PM

freako104

My best friend is a Jew, he is very respectful of everyone's beliefs. Goddamn nazi lover. Oh and it was the Romans who killed Christ

12/25/2007 9:41:01 PM

anti-nonsense

I think YOU should be burned. DIAF!

12/25/2007 9:42:58 PM

Cabal

I don't know what a punkin is, but my guess is it has something to do with punk. Which is ebil. Go burn now.

12/25/2007 9:51:17 PM

Rubyfruit

I vote D) All of the Above.

...I feel sick now

12/25/2007 9:59:30 PM

anevilmeme

Read your fucking bible assclown, the Romans killed Jeezus.

12/25/2007 10:14:30 PM

Chi

Wow, you got invited to Christmas at Mel Gibson's house?

As a woman of Jewish ancestry (on my father's side), raised in a Nazarene church, and now I practicing deist... I've got to say I love the one you call Christ. He spoke of love, brotherhood, charity. And he was a liberal Jew. I just wish his followers were as wonderful as he.

12/25/2007 10:18:46 PM



I would like to point out that Jesus was a jew.

12/25/2007 10:33:17 PM

Illuminatalie

This is pretty ugly. I suppose there are some people who think like this (?)

12/25/2007 11:07:43 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Season of goodwill indeed.

12/25/2007 11:23:54 PM
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