Tim May #racist forums.terra.com

(not quite sure if this belongs in FSTDT, RSTDT or CTSTDT)

"Daddy, why did the Jews take away the Christmas tree?"

"Well, punkin, it's what Jews always try to do."

"But don't they believe in Christmas?"

"No, honey, and they don't want most of us, Americans, to believe in
it, either."

"You mean like the way they killed Jesus?"

"Yes, punkin, the way they killed Jesus."

"But why do people let them do this?"

"Not everybody does. People in Germany tried to stop them a long time
ago, but America stopped the Germans."

"I think the Jews should be burned."

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