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[A woman fleed Utah to escape a court order to place her children in public school instead of homeschooling.]

Think of it like this, Satan wants to use his allies in the liberal establishment to draw our children away from Godly morals and Biblical teachings. How is the best way to do this?

Public education, of course.

First, they remove any mention of the LORD from schools. The made it illegal to even have a bible or mention Jesus in school in the 1960s when that Texas lady took God out of the classroom.

Second, they preach tolerance for all sorts of perversions. They tell our children that extreme gay sex, like "fisting," is natural and normal. They say that we have to give our money to socialist nations. They tell our children that we have to save the planet with "carbon tax." They suspend the children that don't pray at the altar of Darwin. They have immoral afterschool events where children drink alcohol and dance. They allow drug pushers into every classroom and do little to protect our children. They have lunatics runnding around and shooting people because they refuse to teach any morals.

How can we fight these threats to our American and Christian way of life?

Homeschool - and it scares the pants out of these people! No wonder they want to arrest people and put them in jail for teaching the Bible to our children - Jesus is ruining all their plans. Their wickness is obvious to everyone.

Freed_From_Sin, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [12/26/2007 3:38:22 AM]
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MK

Massive overload of bullshit. Janitorial staff is being put on red alert to clean this one up.

12/26/2007 3:59:43 AM

Sideshow Bob

...freed from sense?

12/26/2007 4:00:59 AM

RI

Man, some schools have an altar to Darwin? Mine must have been underfunded. They didn't even serve alcohol at school events, the cheap bastards.

12/26/2007 4:06:36 AM

Mike

Think of it like this, Satan wants to use his allies in the liberal establishment to draw our children away from Godly morals and Biblical teachings. How is the best way to do this?

Public education, of course.
O NOES!

First, they remove any mention of the LORD from schools.

That was the USSC. If you have a problem with that, pick a one with them, not the schools. Secondly it has to deal with the establishment clause in the first amendment.

The made it illegal to even have a bible or mention Jesus in school in the 1960s when that Texas lady took God out of the classroom.

A lie. YOU FAIL.

Second, they preach tolerance for all sorts of perversions. They tell our children that extreme gay sex, like "fisting," is natural and normal.

Your source is what, exactly?

They say that we have to give our money to socialist nations.

The government, esp. the state department, allocates funds. If the government doesn't want to give, then it doesn't. If YOU don't want to give, all you have to do is go to jail.

They tell our children that we have to save the planet with "carbon tax."

That's only ONE way of doing it. There are many, MANY ways to save the world.

They suspend the children that don't pray at the altar of Darwin.

Blatant lie, unless they're misbehaving or acting against school conduct.

They have immoral afterschool events where children drink alcohol and dance.

O NOES! Pff, that's normal high school stuff usually (esp drinking). But dancing? C'mon!

They allow drug pushers into every classroom and do little to protect our children.

Evidence? Example? I thought not.

They have lunatics runnding around and shooting people because they refuse to teach any morals.

Like morals will really help protecting people from these other people that need help.

How can we fight these threats to our American and Christian way of life?

By you dying in a fire?[/sarcasm]

Homeschool - and it scares the pants out of these people!

Not really. We're conserned if the kid is learning REAL WORLD stuff, not the fundamentalist wold-view.

No wonder they want to arrest people and put them in jail for teaching the Bible to our children



- Jesus is ruining all their plans. Their wickness is obvious to everyone.


12/26/2007 4:07:57 AM

approximate

Lying for Jesus on Christmas.

Oh, you're gonna burn for that one.

hehehe

12/26/2007 4:12:41 AM

Chi

Hmm, my high school had an after school bible study and area youth ministers were welcome to visit when they pleased. Laurie ate lunch with us every Tuesday. Back when I was still a fundie I brought a Bible every day and read it in class....when my work was done. Yeah, you really can't be a Christian in public schools. *rolls her eyes*

12/26/2007 4:13:01 AM

flipper

Gee these fundies always seem to find the coolest schools to go to. Where in the hell do you find a neat school like this in Utah of all places? Oh wait a minute it's rapture ready, it's all made up.

12/26/2007 4:18:45 AM

werewolf

Actually, the fundamentalist Christian way of life is a grave threat to our American way of life.

12/26/2007 4:32:01 AM

Lewisfisher

Obvious? I don't see any "wickness" here, except maybe in your refusing to let children have a proper education.

12/26/2007 5:02:01 AM

JustinGG

Freed_From_Sin is leading a strawman army.

12/26/2007 5:09:41 AM



None of that shit is even happening...

12/26/2007 5:22:23 AM

Sir Michael L. Foley

Wouldn't she hate to know that some of us pagan socialist types also approve of home-schooling, albeit for totally different reasons.

12/26/2007 5:26:36 AM

Jeremy PC

I don't understand why any parent would want to do homeschooling anyway. Lots of effort that ends up giving your kid a poor education.

12/26/2007 5:52:26 AM

SSJPunk

God must be pretty weak for one texas woman to throw out of a classroom.

I have never seen or heard of a Darwin altar. Is that like one of those Darwin fish, supersized? That would be kinda cool. But what would you pray? That people based their reality on actual observations and not some story in a book?

Homeschool: Shield your children from reality.

12/26/2007 5:57:52 AM

The Joker

*Bibles are allowed at our local schools. As long as your reading it and not thumping people in the head with it it's okay.
*Nobody in any of my Public schools made me pay money for anything (well, besides choir trips and stuff).
*There is no "alter of Darwin" your just fucking stupid.
*Children need to interact with other children. Homeschooling is not the best for most children.

12/26/2007 5:59:05 AM

Osiris

The American education system is bad enough without you morons spreading these lies about it.

12/26/2007 6:04:06 AM

a

What is crazy about believing that a parent should have the ultimate decision about how to educate their own children rather than a government bureaucrat?

Even if you are sure that the majority view of education is correct, if the government is allowed such authority, what happens if at some point in the future people with a pro-science view of education are not the majority?

You can't go around taking away peoples' rights just because you think they're using them wrong, because the power might be in others' hands later.

12/26/2007 6:07:45 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Hang me, dang me, I failed my fisting class and had to do detention at the Darwin Altar, runnding around klike a wick lunatic with that damned Jesus ruining all my plans - FFS has hit it on the head this time. They must have let the pushers in whilst I was at the Altar Of Chuck. Phooey, I missed all the good shit. Like dancing; that was the result of fundies fucking standing up - see what it leads to?

12/26/2007 6:12:53 AM

buddt

If the dam fundie had their way the USA would be laughing stock of the scientific community and the whole free world
.If we left our children's education up to them they would have ,our nation in a second dark age by the next decade and our technology and military and civilian and medical would become obsolete with a few years .

12/26/2007 6:20:30 AM

Detrs

What school did FFS go to?

12/26/2007 6:20:40 AM

Michael

May I correct you on something? Religion should be taught at home or at church.

I have never heard of fisting being taught or mentioned in any classroom.

Praying at the altar of Darwin would be silly.

12/26/2007 6:43:33 AM

cyborgtroy

Fisting is not inherently gay, stupid.

12/26/2007 6:55:06 AM

Jacob

Dude. That is not only not how the real world works, that isn't even how fake worlds like Middle Earth works. You're way off.

12/26/2007 8:19:21 AM



Oh yes, Heaven forbids that those kids can live in diversity and learn, instead of in their house, with no supervision at all and learning no matter what.

12/26/2007 10:02:07 AM

Mister Spak

Education and knowledge is of the debbil.

12/26/2007 12:45:15 PM
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