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Believe it or not, but foul weather is caused by demons, which means we have authority over them in that area too. Time and time again, we have prayed against the weather, and it either stops in its tracks or heads the other way. It must be noted, however, that if God wants to allow your neighbors property to be damaged, the storm will come through, but your property will be safeguarded, IF you are right with the Lord.

Gene & Earline Moody, Demonbusters 64 Comments [12/26/2007 7:50:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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Vampirehummingbird

So a tornado, tsunami, hurricane, earthquake or bolt of lightning selects for the homes of nonbelievers? Undoubtedly, you will blame Christian victims for not being real Christians.

Do you carry insurance?

12/26/2007 7:54:15 AM

Michael

Shit! This guy must be the new weather man on TBN! These people are insane! Demonbusters is full of jewels like this!

12/26/2007 8:10:51 AM

Jacob

Someone's asking to be swept away in a flood.

12/26/2007 8:17:51 AM

Bert

That mild unexpected rain shower the other day that made your washing damp again? When all you did was put it out to dry while you went to work?

Yeah, well, that was Demons.

They want your underwear soggy in more ways than one.

12/26/2007 8:20:08 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

Great, as if avoiding James Bond wasn't bad enough, now I have to catch demons for my weather-changing doomsday machine.

12/26/2007 8:23:10 AM

Detrs

Explain all the churches struck by lightning.

12/26/2007 8:27:42 AM

Alina

Please, please tell me that this people are not for real. They are thousands of years behind, I never thought that it is possible.

12/26/2007 9:01:33 AM

MysticalChicken

...

Wow.

12/26/2007 9:10:56 AM

apYrs

these two go beyond fundie into totally insane

12/26/2007 9:51:22 AM



And if it's so easy, why did people in the Middle Ages were unable to prevent droughts and storms?. Oh yes, because they thought that it was the act of GOD, not of DEMONS.

12/26/2007 10:05:09 AM

Freboy

Great. You can live at our countryhouse. The last couple of summers have been dreadful.

12/26/2007 10:13:50 AM

anevilmeme

These two must be a blast to party with.

12/26/2007 10:58:20 AM

Raven Blackhawk

*headdesk*

Bloody morons....

12/26/2007 11:03:28 AM

Clare

repeat

12/26/2007 11:33:04 AM

Nowonmai

Do you think we could get the MYTHBUSTERS to test this out?

12/26/2007 11:51:14 AM

Mister Spak

Except for fundies in trailer parks.

12/26/2007 12:43:38 PM

Hector

This makes me think about that Hurricane episode in The Simpsons.

12/26/2007 1:11:45 PM

NonProphet

So, that would explain why Katrina destroyed Church Row and spared the French Quarter, eh?
Obviously, God prefers hookers and pubs over Baptists and Catholics.

12/26/2007 1:42:34 PM

Caustic Gnostic

"Believe it or not"

Not.

12/26/2007 1:43:01 PM

Philbert McAdamia

These "two" are so batshit crazy I wonder if it's really one REALLY crazy mofo with a split personality, like some of these nuts with 13 people living inside of them. Ya know - too much crazy for one body.

Phil McA, Napoleon & Sal Dali
(Me, Myself & I)
Our demons don't do shit about the weather, lazy bastards - all they do is tattle on the fundies to us through our "watchers".
Heh heh heh

12/26/2007 1:43:37 PM

King James

I'm King James
The Real King James
What mah name?
Mah name be King James
The demons is comin'
so ya better be runnin'
not a lot o funin'
dey be real cunnin'
they influence the weather
light as a feather
I say so cuz I'm KING JAMES
Writer o the bible
no dis ain't libel
cuz I say so BITCH
You bein a witch
burn you at the stake
go off witout a hitch
now turn off da switch
o da computer screan
power down...

12/26/2007 2:35:57 PM

LabRat

Ok. Will all you Demonbusters living in the southeast US just please CUT IT OUT! There's a damn drought on.

12/26/2007 2:39:11 PM

approximate

You can't be serious?

You're serious?

Well, then...you've gone stark-raving batshit.

12/26/2007 3:13:39 PM

Lewisfisher

Kinda reminds me of this news story a month or two back when a storm was heading for our country. The people living in the province that was going to get hit hardest prayed not to be struck by the storm. Sure enough, the storm swerved northward and struck the towns and villages in another province to the north. The people in the province that was saved praised God for the wonderful miracle. Wonder what the people in the other province were thinking though... =\

(Btw, if anybody asks, I'm from the Philippines, and 4 out of 5 people here are Roman Catholic.)

And King James, nice rhymes. =P

12/26/2007 3:16:28 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Failed meteorology?

12/26/2007 3:23:27 PM
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