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This is to praise God because He will lead me even if I'm resisting!! I'v felt the Lord leading me to spend less time on this board this last week.I cut back some, but I love being on here and could always seem to justify it (I'm praying for people etc ) Well two nights ago a thunderstorm fried my computer!! I still have my daughters computer to check the news and look for new prayer requests on here, but thats about it! I think thats awesome!! Hallelujah!! Even when I'm struggling to be obedient, He's there helping me!! He took the temptation out of my hands!! What an awesome God we serve!! He knows our hearts and will help us if we're struggling!! Thankyou my precious Lord!! You can do whatever you want to keep me on the path you have for me!!! I should have been upset about it, but God filled me with so much peace and joy, I was actually dancing!! I just knew it was a move of God!!! My husband thought I was nuts!! Guess he's getting used to that! Right thats my time quota up for now will catch up with you all soon!! To God be the glory forever!!

AllforHim, RaptureReady 48 Comments [12/27/2007 2:52:47 AM]
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MK

How on earth do otherwise sane people stand to be married to fruitcakes like this? This one has enough fruit and nut content to supply the world with fruitcakes for a year.

12/27/2007 2:56:28 AM



Wrong. For a century.

12/27/2007 2:59:49 AM

Jacob

Your enthusiasm and liberal use of the !! button makes me want to reach in the computer and murder you!!

12/27/2007 3:03:04 AM

Happymealungen

seek help you should.

12/27/2007 3:03:33 AM

Madame Scarlet

That's odd... God never took the temptation of boys out of my hands. I guess he wanted me to be led astray by those evil non-Christian boys I was always attracted to.

12/27/2007 3:13:45 AM

Mike

Poe?

12/27/2007 3:20:07 AM

Me

Nah not Poe. Just really uneducated and gullible.

12/27/2007 3:23:38 AM

Brainy

So God fried you're computer so that you would stay off the RR boards, and it was so amazing to you that you had to find another computer and get on the RR boards to tell everyone?

I'm amazed you can use a computer at all.

12/27/2007 3:26:36 AM



Hallelujah! God fucked my computer!

12/27/2007 3:37:05 AM

flipper

Gee if you're this happy for a fried computer, I guess if lightning burned your house down you would be positively orgasmic.

12/27/2007 3:58:49 AM

484

I love God so much that when he tells me not to be here, I do it anyway.

12/27/2007 4:08:45 AM

Illuminatalie

This isn't a poe. This is how they think. Everything that happens in their life is directly attributable to God's intervention, a God who has an identical set of priorities. He didn't think that new set of curtains would go with the furniture, that's why He didn't answer her prayer for them.

12/27/2007 4:23:39 AM

werewolf

Your husband is right. You are.

12/27/2007 4:32:41 AM

Chi

I know it's been said, but this fundie dislikes her own God. I mean, she wouldn't even take the hint.

12/27/2007 4:55:54 AM

Mog

So...surge protectors are of the devil?

12/27/2007 5:02:46 AM

Osiris

So your computer fries so you get another computer to tell all your fundie friends how God doesn't want you on a computer? The fuck?

12/27/2007 5:13:01 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

Yet another post where I knew within the first sentence that it was from Rapture Ready....not a good thing.

12/27/2007 5:18:23 AM

Old Viking

I am a Rapture Ready junkie. I find it hard to be antagonistic toward a person who considers God awesome because lightning fried her computer. (Maybe it's just me, but I'd say the incident makes him a Grade A Dipshit who's hard up for ways to amuse himself.)

12/27/2007 5:48:43 AM

Euclid

!! !! Praise !! Jesus !! and !! pass !!!!! the !! Prozac !!11!!one!!!11!!42!!

12/27/2007 5:50:20 AM

approximate

I guess this is what happens when you're so neurotic, that you can't get mad when your computer gets fried.

12/27/2007 5:54:04 AM

cyborgtroy

Yes, thank God one of you takes care of their computer systems with proper surge protection. Hmm, wait... Are you in the market for a new computer?

12/27/2007 6:23:26 AM

crazyroper

This has to be a Poe.

12/27/2007 6:45:14 AM



Your husband was probably right regarding the fact that YOU'RE ALWAYS NUTS.

12/27/2007 10:17:00 AM

Clare

Now you are going to hell for not obeying god.

12/27/2007 11:19:42 AM

anevilmeme

"My husband thought I was nuts!!"

So what's your point?

12/27/2007 12:14:26 PM
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