This is to praise God because He will lead me even if I'm resisting!! I'v felt the Lord leading me to spend less time on this board this last week.I cut back some, but I love being on here and could always seem to justify it (I'm praying for people etc ) Well two nights ago a thunderstorm fried my computer!! I still have my daughters computer to check the news and look for new prayer requests on here, but thats about it! I think thats awesome!! Hallelujah!! Even when I'm struggling to be obedient, He's there helping me!! He took the temptation out of my hands!! What an awesome God we serve!! He knows our hearts and will help us if we're struggling!! Thankyou my precious Lord!! You can do whatever you want to keep me on the path you have for me!!! I should have been upset about it, but God filled me with so much peace and joy, I was actually dancing!! I just knew it was a move of God!!! My husband thought I was nuts!! Guess he's getting used to that! Right thats my time quota up for now will catch up with you all soon!! To God be the glory forever!!
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So God fried you're computer so that you would stay off the RR boards, and it was so amazing to you that you had to find another computer and get on the RR boards to tell everyone?
I'm amazed you can use a computer at all.
This isn't a poe. This is how they think. Everything that happens in their life is directly attributable to God's intervention, a God who has an identical set of priorities. He didn't think that new set of curtains would go with the furniture, that's why He didn't answer her prayer for them.
If you really, really believe that God is telling you to get off the website, to the point where you think He fried your computer then GET OFF THE FREAKIN' SITE! You're being a very bad, disobedient little fundie every second that you're still looking at Rapture Ready.
Another fundie lie
.You and I both know that a thunder storm didn't fry your computer .,That such a line of fundie bull shit ,Frist off most home all have a surge protection to stop that shit. And before your lightening bolt ever got into your power line in your house it would blown your breaker box to bits and melted t onto the wall And if lightening struck your power line it would have done a lot more damage than just cooking your computer dumb ass .Here what I think really happened , .You went to your favorite file sharing site and down loaded some gay or illegal porn and your computer and it started to act real funny and do strange shit . It doesn't take a Einstein to figure out what happened . Instead of some real hot pics or video you end up down loaded a nasty computer virus , And you knew you you be fucked if this s got to the computer repair shop and they saw all those pictures and videos on your hard drive So rather then letting your wife take to the computer repair shop ,Where they more than likely find out why you dona load a virus and have your dirty little secret out of the bag.You came up with plan..All you had to do was just ,waited for the right moment when no was around and the house was empty and you filled up the tub and stuck the computer in he water under water cooking every circuit in it and then dried it all off or you opened it up and took a bic lighter to inside of it then you closed it up all nice nice plug it all back in and then blamed it on the thunder storm .but that wasn't good enough cause you did want her to ever even think about getting it fix ever. So you went one better you blame it all on Jesus and told your family Jesus wanted you off the Internet and the computer so Jesus performed a wondrous miracle and zap the next thing you knew it was struck by lighten ,All the other electronic devices in the house are all fine and dandy the only one damaged by the Jesus lightning bolt was just that one thing your computer ,WOW that is amazing,to think lightin11g traveled down the electric line and then into you r breaker box and mysteriously or magically found the line that your computer was and on hit and didn't hit anything else on that line and went directly to just to your computer and sure is wondrous why it dint zap out the breaker box or why anything else on that power line didn't get fried to a crisp o your sure lucky man .
And because it was Jesus and he wanted to destroy your PC YOU told your family your not going to bother with having it even looked at I'm just toss it i the trash just like Jesus wanted me to .May his will be done ,
YOU lied and you know it ,That computer probably had 1000s of 1000s of nasty illegals porno picture's or videos of something so sick and gross on it you did want any to see them ever,,.
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I've heard of "looking at the bright side"...
Evidently her brain damage, which has given her much joy, has not progressed to the point where she just STFU.
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Gee if you're this happy for a fried computer, I guess if lightning burned your house down you would be positively orgasmic. }
Think of all the churches rendered asunder by lightning...
I do. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. I need a cigarette now.
So, she thinks God is telling her to get away from RR, so she does the exact opposite and thinks she's being obedient?
Cognitive dissonance ftl.
This is hands down the craziest person on Rapture Ready, and that's saying something. One day she is whining about her bad health and how miserable she is, then the next day she's going on and on ecstatically about how much she loves Jesus and is so grateful for everything he's done for her, which doesn't seem to be much, really. I think she's definitely bipolar. I feel sorry for her family having to deal with this insanity day after day. Her husband needs to get her some help but he probably just tries to avoid her. I can't imagine staying married to someone that nutty.
Oh yeah though, I forgot, she started a thread complaining about her bad teeth and how she couldn't afford a dentist, and all the other fundies got a collection together for her and sent her a check. That's a really good idea. Maybe I should try that.
This woman isn't just a poster on Rapture Ready, she's a "Super Moderator."
A rank available only to those board members who have shown the deepest devotion to their own delusions.
God doesn't really care that much if you're on Rapture Ready--he just wants you to stop overusing the exclamation mark key. It's pissing him off.
(He tried frying your brain first, but nothing happened.)
So are you defying God, or is He just ineffectual? Or is it that He threw up his hands and quit on you after you moved to your daughter's computer?
Snark aside, I feel kind of sad about this one. This lady is borderline hysterical.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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