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Can i ask a question? Thank you, what is the basic law of matter? Matter cannot be created! So basically for the "big bang" to have happened when one atom collided with another one creating a massive explosion or whatever, WHERE did those atoms come from????? And for evolution, men have wanted to fly for centuries so why don't I see birdmen? Or why don't I see Deer that have an eye in the back of their heads so they can see predators?? Why cant you just think "man I wish i had an extra arm" and your grandchildren progressively grow extra arms???? As far as I know man has looked the same for at least 5 thousand years and more. For anything to have happend their had to be a "beginning" so where did earth come from?? The planets? Why didn't all monkeys become humans? Why are their not 8 eyed Antelopes? And where did those molecules that form the world we see today come from?? To answer all those questions their is only one logical answer!! God!

captianstripes, TaleWorlds 56 Comments [12/27/2007 7:53:30 AM]
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484

There are no birdmen because the smallest wing that can lift a person is more than 20ft long, and the energy demands of flight are outrageous. Any bird that flies for long distances almost always costs off of thermals, but something as large as what would be necessary to lift a person wouldn't be able to ride a thermal (and if it could, the combined wait of the person and the wing would be too heavy for it to really make a difference). These birdmen would starve to death, as there simply wouldn't be enough food to power human flight, what's more, the extra muscle mass to work the wings would also burn more energy (muscle = 50 cal/hour/lbf @ rest).

A deer's vision is almost 2p dipshit, the energy demands of a third eye would be ludicrous, and quite possibly result in a deer unable to function (it would have to eat more).

Have you ever seen a monkey move through a tree? They make the world's most talented gymnasts look like a pile of bricks. To become more human would at the very least be a major disadvantage for a monkey, and at worst would spell death (don't believe me, try your survival skills in the Rmazon Rain Forest, but bring no tools, and spend 80% of your time in the trees)

12/27/2007 8:22:03 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

"And for evolution, men have wanted to fly for centuries so why don't I see birdmen?"
"As far as I know man has looked the same for at least 5 thousand years and more."
MORBO SAYS EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

12/27/2007 8:37:33 AM

werewolf

You do see birdmen, they are called pilots. They usually are found in their natural habitat commonly referred to as airports.


12/27/2007 8:41:02 AM

Tempus

484 wins. FATALITY.

12/27/2007 9:05:29 AM

Patashu

Go to the link to where that was posted. He keeps on going, folks.

12/27/2007 9:10:57 AM

Zarathustra

1."Matter cannot be created"-Good point IF IT WERE TRUE!
2."When one atom collided with another creating a massive explosion"-Not quite how it happened.
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4."To answer all these questions there is only one logical answer!!God!"-That or your a fucking moron!

12/27/2007 9:12:42 AM



It sticks out a mile you never learnt how the theory works. The matter was not created, WAS CONCENTRATED.

12/27/2007 10:31:26 AM



Bird men?, how many science fiction books did you read before posting this stupid thing?

12/27/2007 10:32:05 AM

Frank

The actual yoshi is smarter than you.

12/27/2007 11:43:53 AM

szena

I love this argument. "Matter cannot be created, therefore it is proven that the world was created."

12/27/2007 12:01:26 PM

anevilmeme

1 The big bang doesn't work that way.

2 Evolution doesn't work that way.

12/27/2007 12:05:09 PM

John_in_Oz

The word "Logic" does not mean what you think it does.
Evolution does not work the way you think it does.
Reality does not work the way you think it does.

12/27/2007 12:15:59 PM

Mister Spak

"Can i ask a question? "

Yes but because you don't know what you're talking about your questions are stupid.

"when one atom collided with another one creating a massive explosion or whatever, WHERE did those atoms come from????? "

The big bang was too hot for atoms to exist. You fail.


"why don't I see birdmen?"

Why don't I see a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds? You fail.

"why don't I see Deer that have an eye in the back of their heads so they can see predators??"

Why do you see deer with eyes that point in opposie directions? so they can see predators. You fail.

"Why cant you just think "man I wish i had an extra arm" and your grandchildren progressively grow extra arms???? "

Because Lamarkian evolution is not true. You fail.

"where did earth come from?? "

The cloud that collapsed to form the solar system. You fail basic astrophysics.

"Why didn't all monkeys become humans? "

Why didn't all dirt become humans? You fail.

"Why are their not 8 eyed Antelopes? "

Why are there not fundies who know what they're talking about? You fail.

"And where did those molecules that form the world we see today come from?? "

From the big bang. You fail.

"To answer all those questions their is only one logical answer!! God! "

The next logical question is, who made god?!?!?!?. You fail.

12/27/2007 12:43:13 PM

Illuminatalie

I don't even want to read this crap. It's just a bunch of phrases delimited by ???

"As far as I know"
Ummm...

12/27/2007 1:06:06 PM

Uncle Albert

Didn't do well on the SAT?

12/27/2007 1:08:32 PM

Caustic Gnostic

You were permitted one question, not eleven.

And the answer you supplied is as stupid as the last ten.

12/27/2007 1:51:06 PM

NonProphet

It was nice to see captianstripes (can't even spell "captain, ffs) getting an education on that thread. Even if they DO have to force the information into his skull with a crowbar.

Of course, he said he's 13. That does explain a bit... maybe there's some hope for him, if he continues asking questions.

12/27/2007 2:25:38 PM

James

1. Matter can be created. What do you get when you smash two protons together at high velocities in a particle accelerator? Shit loads of matter that wasn't there before. Mesons mostly.

2. I suggest you do some reading on big bang theory, since you obviously haven't until now.

3. Evolution does not work that way.

12/27/2007 2:34:05 PM

Andreus

So fundie it actually hurts the brain - take in mind that the brain does not actually have any pain receptors, so that's quite a feat.

12/27/2007 3:09:40 PM

John

Why cant you just think "man I wish i had an extra arm" and your grandchildren progressively grow extra arms????

How would "thinking" someone wants an extra arm change the DNA in their eggs or sperm? Besides, if wings or extra arms or eyes were better, then one can use the same argument against creationism: if it's such an improvement, why didn't God think of it? Even Kent Hovind knows better than to use such a dumb argument.

12/27/2007 3:12:48 PM

JustinGG

"Why cant you just think "man I wish i had an extra arm" and your grandchildren progressively grow extra arms????"

Holy crap! Evolution so does not work that way!

12/27/2007 3:43:34 PM

Mudflappus

To a being from another part of the universe I'm sure we'd be quite strange with our two little eyes and bipedal nature. As usual, another idiot human being that thinks that they are the absolute standard for all sentient living things in existance. Sheesh.

12/27/2007 4:11:04 PM

Mr Smith

Matter cannot be created!

And from here on in the post snowballs into an entire avalanche of pure fail. Ending in goddidit.

12/27/2007 4:11:59 PM

√ėyvind

Can i ask a question? Thank you, what is the basic law of matter? Matter cannot be created!

You just disproved Genesis. Good show.

12/27/2007 4:12:46 PM

cyborgtroy

Well, that's A basic law of energy, of which matter is thought to be a subset.

I have no idea, but I don't need to believe that an imaginary father figure didit.

Wanting to fly is not enough to overcome the fact that humans could not physically transmit the energy needed to flap themselves into the air with organic flight methods.

Because binocular vision and extraordinary senses are better than trying to evolve something that would only confuse the deer's tiny brain and the rest of its species?

Because evolution does not listen to what you think, it listens to who in your species is living and reproducing and says, "That was a good choice!" and then does nothing since it's automatic.

5000 years? Well, we've gotten a bit taller and weaker and I think puberty shifted back a couple years, but yes, since humanity conquered the earth, we've really not had to change much. Not to mention that birdmen, extra arms, etc. would be considered "mutants" and killed off, making them unfavorable adaptations.

Who said there had to be a beginning? I mean, who are you, Stephen Hawking??

Because some monkeys did fine on four legs and in the jungle, whereas our evolutionary niche kinda moved around.

8-eyed antelopes? Because it's highly impractical! Imagine having a 360 degree field of vision! You'd spend all your brain power just figuring out what was going on.

I don't know where the molecules came from, but your explanation is not any better.

And to answer all YOUR questions, none of those things exist, but animals with no limbs that don't chew their food DO exist, animals that can run across water, dive at 200 miles per hour, run at 70 mph, etc. DO exist even though you're too stupid to see these are all real-world adaptions, and not your extra arms bs.

12/27/2007 4:44:07 PM
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