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The ACLU is the most unGodly Christian and God hating machine that this country has ever seen. The organization is a shadowy figure that assaults God fervently and daily. They are Anti-God fascists. Sin monger zealots. They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity. The verdict? Guilty. The sentence? Eviction. A man hunt.

The ACLU supports homosexual groups, opposes Christian school groups, tries to sue a historic cross off city land, sues prayer out of schools, opposes abstinence teachings for kids, sues Christmas displays out of city hall, defends polygamy, protects evolution teaching to our kids, opposes evolution alternative teachings, opposes the Minuteman group protecting our borders. Those are only a few examples of many. The ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state. The ACLU's dream for themselves? Rich and in power.

The ACLU despises the Christian influence. They and other God hating secularists want to march the Christian influence in this country into the proverbial Nazi ovens. They want to spiritually ghettoize our children, culturally enslave us. Secularists are attempting to capture the Christian culture while replacing it with all forms of idolatry. Ruth Bader-Ginsburg occupies the highest level of our judicial system yet she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts during the Florida election recount in favor of an extremist Left politician.

Paul Culbertson, American Cultural Crisis 35 Comments [12/27/2007 2:14:00 AM]
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Madame Scarlet

Okay, I'm going to ignore everything but this line: "The ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state."

I'm really very confused as to how one can get pregnant through gay sex.

12/27/2007 2:29:17 AM

Happymealungen

@Madame scarlet

Don't forget these people believe a girl you might have heard of got pregnant without having sex at all.

12/27/2007 2:31:22 AM

szena

I'm sure the ACLU wishes it were as powerful and influential as these people believe.

12/27/2007 2:36:01 AM

Osiris

Funny thing is homosexuals don't get pregnant for obvious reasons.

12/27/2007 2:52:08 AM

werewolf

The ACLU supports the Constitution and its attendant Bill of Rights.

What do you support, Mr. Culbertson?

12/27/2007 2:57:15 AM

MK

"They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity."

So if we held elections, they'd be legit?

12/27/2007 3:02:42 AM

The Watcher

The ACLU's dream for themselves? Rich and in power.

Then why don't they accept money for anything or run for any kind of office?

12/27/2007 3:18:25 AM

flipper

Oh no, the ACLU actually supports the Constitution of the United States and an idea that has served this country well for 230 years. How un-Americ..??? What the fuck? What kind of shit is this? Go find another fucking country if you don't like what's worked since our "Founding Father's set it up Mr. Culbertson.

12/27/2007 3:53:57 AM

484

I think it's a poe... it has to be.

12/27/2007 4:14:05 AM

Illuminatalie

"The ACLU supports..."
Use bulleted lists. This is the last time I'm telling you.

"the ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state"
That was 2007. In 2008, it's gonna be nazi liberal satanic popes.

"she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts"
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

12/27/2007 4:28:06 AM

Chi

<Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state. The ACLU's dream for themselves? Rich and in power. >

The redundancy hurts my head. True homosexuals don't have accidental pregnancies unless someone rapes a lesbain.

12/27/2007 4:54:19 AM

Mog

My brain...it hurts...

The ACLU isn't anti-Christian, they're anti-theocracy. And if the two are the same in your mind, than you should go form your own utopian Godland, and stop fucking up my country.

12/27/2007 5:05:27 AM

Old Viking

My old friend, Bill Shakespeare, has this one covered:

I understand a fury in your words, but not the
words.


Othello, Act 4, Scene 2


12/27/2007 5:53:59 AM

cyborgtroy

unGod. Can I trademark that?


The unPhone...

12/27/2007 6:24:49 AM

davros

the ACLU also makes it rain on holidays
the ACLU also is the cause of global warming
the ACLU also eats the last piece of cake
the ACLU also leaves the toilet seat up
the ACLU also puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge
the ACLU also cuts you off in traffic
the ACLU also tailgates
the ACLU also changes lanes without indicating


see i can make crap up too

12/27/2007 7:34:42 AM



Don't blame them. They just defend a constitution that says that "religious freedom", doesn't mean "freedom to IMPOSE my religion". If you don't like it, go to Iran.

12/27/2007 10:14:30 AM



Pregnant homosexual druggadict?. Just a sec, a Lesbian maybe, through IVF, can get pregnant. But a homosexual man?, how?

12/27/2007 10:15:50 AM



If I were allowed to ask, I would ask for a million dollars without taxes. At least it would be more plausible than a pregnant homosexual government druggadict.

12/27/2007 2:14:22 PM

Bryan65

1. As opposed to the Pro-God facists. The ACLU learned those tactics from organized religion.

2. As opposed to the Christians wanting wealth and power.

3. As opposed to Christians wanting complete influence over everything.

Paul has proven that you can talk out your asshole.

12/27/2007 3:51:45 PM

NonProphet

I think I should send Paul a link to the list of cases in which the ACLU defended Christians.

Ten bucks says his head will explode.

12/27/2007 4:08:12 PM

Mudflappus

And see how quickliy you accept their help when you actually face an itty bitty amount of actual persecution.
It's the fucking ignorant assholes like you that make the ACLU's work so difficult.

12/27/2007 4:24:37 PM

John

They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity.

No, they're just lawyers. The decisions are made by judges, not the ACLU.

The ACLU despises the Christian influence.

No, they just think it violates the Constitution, and they complain to the court about it. Unfortunately for bigoted, holier-than-thou fundies, the court usually agrees with the ACLU. Anyone who doesn't like it is welcome to campaign to remove the anti-establishment clause from the First Amendment and convert the US to a theocracy. Then we can have a civil war over whose religion gets to be the theocrat.

12/27/2007 5:15:26 PM

tracer

"Ruth Bader-Ginsburg occupies the highest level of our judicial system yet she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts during the Florida election recount in favor of an extremist Left politician."


Chief Justice Rehnquist, on the other hand, didn't have ANY political agenda AT ALL when he forcibly stopped the 2000 Presidential election recount in Florida, no no no no.

12/27/2007 7:36:46 PM

Heyoka

Not that you're bitter, huh, Paul?

12/28/2007 5:04:34 PM

lonelocust

Uhm... Those Nazi ovens? They weren't "proverbial", you know.

1/10/2008 5:54:34 AM
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