The ACLU is the most unGodly Christian and God hating machine that this country has ever seen. The organization is a shadowy figure that assaults God fervently and daily. They are Anti-God fascists. Sin monger zealots. They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity. The verdict? Guilty. The sentence? Eviction. A man hunt.
The ACLU supports homosexual groups, opposes Christian school groups, tries to sue a historic cross off city land, sues prayer out of schools, opposes abstinence teachings for kids, sues Christmas displays out of city hall, defends polygamy, protects evolution teaching to our kids, opposes evolution alternative teachings, opposes the Minuteman group protecting our borders. Those are only a few examples of many. The ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state. The ACLU's dream for themselves? Rich and in power.
The ACLU despises the Christian influence. They and other God hating secularists want to march the Christian influence in this country into the proverbial Nazi ovens. They want to spiritually ghettoize our children, culturally enslave us. Secularists are attempting to capture the Christian culture while replacing it with all forms of idolatry. Ruth Bader-Ginsburg occupies the highest level of our judicial system yet she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts during the Florida election recount in favor of an extremist Left politician.
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Okay, I'm going to ignore everything but this line: "The ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state."
I'm really very confused as to how one can get pregnant through gay sex.
The ACLU supports the Constitution and its attendant Bill of Rights.
What do you support, Mr. Culbertson?
"They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity."
So if we held elections, they'd be legit?
Oh no, the ACLU actually supports the Constitution of the United States and an idea that has served this country well for 230 years. How un-Americ..??? What the fuck? What kind of shit is this? Go find another fucking country if you don't like what's worked since our "Founding Father's set it up Mr. Culbertson.
"The ACLU supports..."
Use bulleted lists. This is the last time I'm telling you.
"the ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state"
That was 2007. In 2008, it's gonna be nazi liberal satanic popes.
"she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts"
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
<Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state. The ACLU's dream for themselves? Rich and in power. >
The redundancy hurts my head. True homosexuals don't have accidental pregnancies unless someone rapes a lesbain.
My brain...it hurts...
The ACLU isn't anti-Christian, they're anti-theocracy. And if the two are the same in your mind, than you should go form your own utopian Godland, and stop fucking up my country.
My old friend, Bill Shakespeare, has this one covered:
I understand a fury in your words, but not the
words.
Othello, Act 4, Scene 2
the ACLU also makes it rain on holidays
the ACLU also is the cause of global warming
the ACLU also eats the last piece of cake
the ACLU also leaves the toilet seat up
the ACLU also puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge
the ACLU also cuts you off in traffic
the ACLU also tailgates
the ACLU also changes lanes without indicating
see i can make crap up too
Pregnant homosexual druggadict?. Just a sec, a Lesbian maybe, through IVF, can get pregnant. But a homosexual man?, how?
1. As opposed to the Pro-God facists. The ACLU learned those tactics from organized religion.
2. As opposed to the Christians wanting wealth and power.
3. As opposed to Christians wanting complete influence over everything.
Paul has proven that you can talk out your asshole.
They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity.
No, they're just lawyers. The decisions are made by judges, not the ACLU.
The ACLU despises the Christian influence.
No, they just think it violates the Constitution, and they complain to the court about it. Unfortunately for bigoted, holier-than-thou fundies, the court usually agrees with the ACLU. Anyone who doesn't like it is welcome to campaign to remove the anti-establishment clause from the First Amendment and convert the US to a theocracy. Then we can have a civil war over whose religion gets to be the theocrat.
"Ruth Bader-Ginsburg occupies the highest level of our judicial system yet she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts during the Florida election recount in favor of an extremist Left politician."
Chief Justice Rehnquist, on the other hand, didn't have ANY political agenda AT ALL when he forcibly stopped the 2000 Presidential election recount in Florida, no no no no.
supports homosexual groups
Yes, gays have human rights too.
Christian school groups
tries to sue a historic cross off city land,
What?
sues prayer out of schools
Someone had a problem with their kids praying to a god they do not believe in. If the schools prayed to Allah, you would pettion the same thing.
opposes abstinence teachings for kids
Teen's don't "have" to remain abstinence.
defends polygamy
So does the bible. I suggest you read it sometime.
protects evolution teaching to our kids, opposes evolution alternative
Not everyone believes that "goddidit"
And lastly, your a fucking moron.
You don't talk about goddamn "proverbial" Nazi ovens. If you're going to compare anything to people being burned alive for their ethnic background, you better fucking have something more than "proverbial", asshole.
Tolerance is just so non Christian.
Did Jesus tell you to go fuck thy neighbour?
Keep your bible out of my life and we'll get along fine.
Paul Culbertson's rant reads like irrational ACLU hater Bill O'Reilly after one too many venti lattes. Hey, maybe this IS the real-life Ted Baxter posting under this nom de débile. Going from TV tough-guy to Internet tough-guy would be a small step for Bill "If I argue louder than you I'm right" O'Reilly.
They only oppose the christian groups when they try to get Christian values in our government where it doesn't belong.
Other than that, they fight for you Christians too.
Perhaps you'd care to refuse their representation the next time that a church and its first amendment rights are threatened. They've even represented Westboro. It just so happens that you Christians most frequently are the ones attempting to trample the first amendment, so predictably, they're often having to fight YOU.
They are not the Atheist Civil Liberties Union, they are the American Civil Liberties Union, and they happen to defend you, when your civil liberties, are impinged upon. They also defend people from you. This does not make them evil, it makes them objective, something you, Paul, desperately need to adopt. A little objectivity goes a very long ways.
The ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state.
But...but you guys are the ones who insist that homosexuals shouldn't marry because they can't procreate. And now, all of a sudden they can? Please, make up your mind, good sir.
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