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I have an Indian-English-German-French background. There are curses on each of these people. Indians worshipped devils. Some English and Europeans were Druids who worshipped Satan.

In innocence my father participated in some occult practices - wart removal and water witching. From my father came curses of Masons and Indians. Physical problems came as a result of curses on Indian worship: Inactive thyroid, female disorders and heart disease.

My mother was a paranoid schizophrenic with an Indian-English background. Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.

Earline Moody, Demonbuster 43 Comments [12/27/2007 7:13:07 PM]
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szena

Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.

True, but not in the way you think.

12/27/2007 7:15:58 PM

Dr. Quasius

I understand that schizophrenia is often inherited...

12/27/2007 7:22:54 PM

Osiris

occult practices - wart removal and water witching
I keep forgetting, which normal everyday activities aren't occult?

12/27/2007 7:47:14 PM



A kind of paint by numbers xenophobic stupidity. What else can we expect from this bogus web site?

12/27/2007 8:17:15 PM

Vampirehummingbird

"My mother was a paranoid schizophrenic with an Indian-English background. Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems."

When will you start treatment?

12/27/2007 8:26:14 PM

Kristy

I am getting such a kick out of these people. Now even Compound W is evil.

12/27/2007 8:28:13 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

I have an Indian-English-German-French background. Indians worshipped devils. Some English and Europeans were Druids who worshipped Satan.

Everyone shares a common ancestor. What person exists without a "Background" that points to pagan societies? I mean if you are going back to the fourth century AD for examples....

I'd suggest psychiatric care, but I think he is too far gone for that.

12/27/2007 8:31:59 PM

anevilmeme

It's a parody site like Landoverbaptist isn't it?

12/27/2007 8:46:51 PM

Mister Spak

Why can't god fix it? Is he that inept?

12/27/2007 8:53:00 PM

Miffystopheles

It's a parody site like Landoverbaptist isn't it?

'Fraid not. The Moodies are pretty prolific; do some searches and you'll find quite a few Christian bookstores selling their books.

12/27/2007 9:23:48 PM

Illuminatalie

- Removing warts is an occult practice. And here I thought it was so innocent.

- "Masons and Indians" WTF? Ka-razy!

- And apparently the number of curses we inherit is equal to the number of races or nationalities in our background? What if I have 3 nationalities in my background but am diagnosed with 4 curses? Does it mean someone's lying about my family tree? Are there any 'uncursed' races? This new learning amazes me.

Sounds like you're your mother's child.

12/27/2007 9:46:05 PM

tracer

Bah. Shows what YOU know.

The English and Europeans could not possibly have been Druids, because only Night Elves and Taurens can be Druids.

(Though I've gotta admit, Flight Form rawks when Druids get it at level 68.)

12/27/2007 9:57:52 PM

Old Viking

Wasn't one of your inherited curses brain-related?

12/27/2007 10:16:20 PM

DCoke

Wart removal is Satanic. Is it because warts are the mark of the beast and when you remove them, then those who done the carnal dance with the devil can better hide it?

It's like a quote from the late 18th century.

12/28/2007 12:00:56 AM

Bryan65

(singing)

The Moo-dy Bunch!
The Moody Bunch!
We have a hunch this whole damn bunch is out to lunch!

12/28/2007 12:10:44 AM

HeathenAngel

WOW.. just... WOW.

12/28/2007 12:35:55 AM

Beccs

Are you related to Mad Eye Moody from the Harry Potter books? There's the same paranoia showing. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

12/28/2007 1:11:40 AM

Septic Sceptic

More bizarre still, later in this page, God dispenses dietary advice to aid in the fight against that sneaky demon, I Like To Eat.

I'd better clear some space around my computer. One more Demonbuster quote and i'll be set to pop my *headdesk* cherry.

12/28/2007 1:58:55 AM

RFP15

This Indian says, Go FUCK YOURSELF!!

12/28/2007 4:57:36 AM

Jack Bauer

Deliverance?

Duellin' Banjos Award (Shitkicking Division), anyone?

12/28/2007 5:01:48 AM

Brian X

...

...wart removal?

...

12/28/2007 7:28:38 AM

flipper

If you have an Indian-German-French background, you really need to study your heritage instead of making up shit about them. The Druids worshipped Satan? The Indians worshipped devils? I get the feeling that Earline worships listening to herself talk about herself and doesn't care whether she is making up shit about her ancestors or not!PS Does anyone else think "Squeal like a pig, Earline" when they see DELIVERANCE written like that?

12/28/2007 2:55:07 PM

Johannes9126

This whole website must be a Poe...

12/28/2007 3:39:18 PM

Martha Jones

My ancestors (who are from all over the place so I've come to the conclusion it's pointless to say where they are) say, "Fuck you, Earline." Indian? American Indian or Indian Indian? Though you probably mean American Indian, don't you...

12/28/2007 4:55:26 PM

rudy

wow! earline needs to get back on her meds now

12/29/2007 12:37:48 AM
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