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I have an Indian-English-German-French background. There are curses on each of these people. Indians worshipped devils. Some English and Europeans were Druids who worshipped Satan.

In innocence my father participated in some occult practices - wart removal and water witching. From my father came curses of Masons and Indians. Physical problems came as a result of curses on Indian worship: Inactive thyroid, female disorders and heart disease.

My mother was a paranoid schizophrenic with an Indian-English background. Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.

Earline Moody, Demonbuster 43 Comments [12/27/2007 7:13:07 PM]
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#370916
szena

Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.

True, but not in the way you think.

12/27/2007 7:15:58 PM

#370924
Dr. Quasius

I understand that schizophrenia is often inherited...

12/27/2007 7:22:54 PM

#370954
Osiris

occult practices - wart removal and water witching
I keep forgetting, which normal everyday activities aren't occult?

12/27/2007 7:47:14 PM

#371002


A kind of paint by numbers xenophobic stupidity. What else can we expect from this bogus web site?

12/27/2007 8:17:15 PM

#371016
Vampirehummingbird

"My mother was a paranoid schizophrenic with an Indian-English background. Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems."

When will you start treatment?

12/27/2007 8:26:14 PM

#371022
Kristy

I am getting such a kick out of these people. Now even Compound W is evil.

12/27/2007 8:28:13 PM

#371029
Whydontyou.org.uk

I have an Indian-English-German-French background. Indians worshipped devils. Some English and Europeans were Druids who worshipped Satan.

Everyone shares a common ancestor. What person exists without a "Background" that points to pagan societies? I mean if you are going back to the fourth century AD for examples....

I'd suggest psychiatric care, but I think he is too far gone for that.

12/27/2007 8:31:59 PM

#371066
anevilmeme

It's a parody site like Landoverbaptist isn't it?

12/27/2007 8:46:51 PM

#371080
Mister Spak

Why can't god fix it? Is he that inept?

12/27/2007 8:53:00 PM

#371118
Miffystopheles

It's a parody site like Landoverbaptist isn't it?

'Fraid not. The Moodies are pretty prolific; do some searches and you'll find quite a few Christian bookstores selling their books.

12/27/2007 9:23:48 PM

#371150
Illuminatalie

- Removing warts is an occult practice. And here I thought it was so innocent.

- "Masons and Indians" WTF? Ka-razy!

- And apparently the number of curses we inherit is equal to the number of races or nationalities in our background? What if I have 3 nationalities in my background but am diagnosed with 4 curses? Does it mean someone's lying about my family tree? Are there any 'uncursed' races? This new learning amazes me.

Sounds like you're your mother's child.

12/27/2007 9:46:05 PM

#371160
tracer

Bah. Shows what YOU know.

The English and Europeans could not possibly have been Druids, because only Night Elves and Taurens can be Druids.

(Though I've gotta admit, Flight Form rawks when Druids get it at level 68.)

12/27/2007 9:57:52 PM

#371183
Old Viking

Wasn't one of your inherited curses brain-related?

12/27/2007 10:16:20 PM

#371263
DCoke

Wart removal is Satanic. Is it because warts are the mark of the beast and when you remove them, then those who done the carnal dance with the devil can better hide it?

It's like a quote from the late 18th century.

12/28/2007 12:00:56 AM

#371277
Bryan65

(singing)

The Moo-dy Bunch!
The Moody Bunch!
We have a hunch this whole damn bunch is out to lunch!

12/28/2007 12:10:44 AM

#371300
HeathenAngel

WOW.. just... WOW.

12/28/2007 12:35:55 AM

#371312
Beccs

Are you related to Mad Eye Moody from the Harry Potter books? There's the same paranoia showing. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

12/28/2007 1:11:40 AM

#371323
Septic Sceptic

More bizarre still, later in this page, God dispenses dietary advice to aid in the fight against that sneaky demon, I Like To Eat.

I'd better clear some space around my computer. One more Demonbuster quote and i'll be set to pop my *headdesk* cherry.

12/28/2007 1:58:55 AM

#371400
RFP15

This Indian says, Go FUCK YOURSELF!!

12/28/2007 4:57:36 AM

#371405
Jack Bauer

Deliverance?

Duellin' Banjos Award (Shitkicking Division), anyone?

12/28/2007 5:01:48 AM

#371472
Brian X

...

...wart removal?

...

12/28/2007 7:28:38 AM

#371508
flipper

If you have an Indian-German-French background, you really need to study your heritage instead of making up shit about them. The Druids worshipped Satan? The Indians worshipped devils? I get the feeling that Earline worships listening to herself talk about herself and doesn't care whether she is making up shit about her ancestors or not!PS Does anyone else think "Squeal like a pig, Earline" when they see DELIVERANCE written like that?

12/28/2007 2:55:07 PM

#371535
Johannes9126

This whole website must be a Poe...

12/28/2007 3:39:18 PM

#371566
Martha Jones

My ancestors (who are from all over the place so I've come to the conclusion it's pointless to say where they are) say, "Fuck you, Earline." Indian? American Indian or Indian Indian? Though you probably mean American Indian, don't you...

12/28/2007 4:55:26 PM

#371747
rudy

wow! earline needs to get back on her meds now

12/29/2007 12:37:48 AM
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