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I find it almost comical how unbelievers will blame a God they don't believe in, but they will not let evolution take the blame for amputees not being able to heal.

Defender of Christianity, Why Won't God Heal Amputees? 45 Comments [12/27/2007 7:48:23 AM]
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werewolf

Because evolution is a natural process, you blithering idiot!

It is not an almighty, omniscient, omnipresent, all-powerful individual that you imagine your god to be. And it is you who declare that this individual is aware of and responsible for everything.

I find it comical that you would blame your god and be too afraid to admit it.

12/27/2007 8:12:39 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

I blame evolution for not giving me the ability to heal severed limbs.
I also blame it for not giving me heat-ray vision or the ability to run at 300MPH.

12/27/2007 8:30:13 AM

anti-nonsense

Repeat.

12/27/2007 8:31:05 AM



One, nobody blames God. Rather his fan club for pushing impossible theories. That's different. And well, Evolution is a scientific THEORY. It's like blaming the law of conservation of matter for not making me rich.

12/27/2007 10:24:03 AM

Frank

Yeah, they will. Evolution is to blame.

12/27/2007 11:46:37 AM

John_in_Oz

And why do they let God take the blame for things falling and not gravity?
And why do they let God take the blame for epidemics and not pathogens?
And why do they let God take the blame for lightning deaths and not nature? Why can't Atheists at least consider the possibility that God has nothing to do with any of this?
... oh wait.

12/27/2007 12:00:49 PM

anevilmeme

WTF?

12/27/2007 12:09:27 PM

Nowonmai

How about the reason humans don't regrow limbs is we aren't salamanders, newts or other variety of lizard?

Wow, there I go... clouding the issue with facts again.

12/27/2007 12:42:43 PM

Mister Spak

I find it almost comical that fundies will blame a theory they don't believe in, but they will not let god take the blame for what he created.

Fixed.

12/27/2007 12:58:50 PM

NonProphet

Er, I don't know a single unbeliever that blames God for anything.
And yea, we DO point to evolution as the reason we can't regrow limbs.
You're just making things up again. Or projecting. It's hard to tell which.

12/27/2007 2:47:58 PM

King James

Damn you, evolution!!! Why couldn't we have evolved from starfish!??!?! DAMN YOU!!!!!

12/27/2007 2:58:16 PM

xander07

Because evolution does not purport to heal the sick. Christianity does. And obviously, wrongly so.

12/27/2007 3:51:18 PM

Bryan65

And Christians never blame God for anything.

12/27/2007 3:53:41 PM

Mudflappus

My, I bet this guy feels real smug about that post. It's the crowning jewel of his evening internet activity I'm sure. Like I've said before, the sky sure looks small from the bottom of a well.

12/27/2007 4:13:30 PM

toothache

Wow...that's just incredibly stupid. How do you manage to get through daily life?

12/27/2007 4:36:33 PM

Mike

Because evolution doesn't say it can or will. YOU FAIL.

12/27/2007 4:53:32 PM

cyborgtroy

Well, regrowing limbs takes a lot of foodz and joulez that are highly impractical to obtain, so adapting that ability would be a disadvantage, and a waste of time considering the amount of people to whom it would really apply.

I think fingerprints regrow, though that's really like the way nails and hair grow.

12/27/2007 4:54:07 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Evolution isn't exactly finished yet. We may not be able to regrow limbs, but most complex organisms still possess phenomenal regenerative capacities. The fact that we can self-repair a hell of a lot, but by no means perfectly, is surely rather strong evidence for gradual improvement that is continuing even now, not perfect initial creation. Or is god going to release a patch some time soon?

12/27/2007 5:04:27 PM

Ambrielle

That's just stupid.

12/27/2007 5:51:43 PM

Osiris

Evolution is kind of the reason why amputess can't heal. Also you always go on about the healing power of God, so how come you don't have any evidence?

12/27/2007 5:53:11 PM

David D.G.

In the final days of the final month, we get a late contender for Post of the Year. It's got a pretty good shot at it, too.


~David D.G.

12/27/2007 5:57:40 PM

The Joker

Well, I lol'ed.

12/27/2007 7:18:01 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Defender of stupidity strikes again.

12/27/2007 8:39:38 PM

J-Hay

Why won't god heal the brain cells I just lost by reading this dumb shit?

12/27/2007 8:46:36 PM

tracer

t3h_fuhr3r wrote:

"I blame evolution for not giving me the ability to heal severed limbs.
I also blame it for not giving me heat-ray vision or the ability to run at 300MPH."

Heathen! Have you not read Stan Lee's Book of Evolution's Miracles? The Almighty Hand of Evolution has given us:

* Telepathy
* Telekinesis
* Teleportation
* The ability to create ice from moisture in the air
* Skin that turns into steel on command
* Eyes that continually emit concussive red force beams
* The power to control the weather
* Total control over magnetism
* The ability to walk through walls
And even
* The ability to steal other people's evolutionary powers for a short time

12/27/2007 9:42:13 PM
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