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"First off, your claim that the purpose of the Bible is fiction- is a blind statement of faith- one which I reject outright, as I have experience that shows otherwise."

gusoceros, ProtestWarrior.com 21 Comments [12/27/2007 7:15:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Diego Armando
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And the experience is...

12/27/2007 7:40:36 PM

Osiris

Go on....

12/27/2007 7:47:34 PM



By what?, by faith alone?(sarcasm)

12/27/2007 8:18:15 PM



My personal experience has a bigger dick than yours................whatever.

12/27/2007 8:20:25 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Yeah, yeah... I have experience which shows the bible is fiction so I win.

12/27/2007 8:29:52 PM

anevilmeme

A blind statement of faith?

I swear fundtards own stock in irony meter companies.

12/27/2007 8:45:29 PM

Mister Spak

"First off, your claim that the purpose of the Bible is fact- is a blind statement of faith- one which I reject outright, as I have experience that shows otherwise."

Fixed.

12/27/2007 8:49:19 PM

Euclid

that the purpose of the Bible ... I have experience that shows otherwise

So you have experience of what the purpose of the Bible is? Please explain how you managed that (without doing extremely naughty things like contacting a medium).

12/27/2007 9:13:48 PM

Illuminatalie

Your experience is based on not eating for 40 days and telling demons to stop snowing on your just-plowed driveway, right?

12/27/2007 9:39:58 PM

Old Viking

The explication of gusoceros's experience is stored in a mountain cave, together with the proofs of creationism.

12/27/2007 10:11:09 PM

Caustic Gnostic

The bible is the result of the purposes of some very fucked-up people.

12/27/2007 10:13:20 PM

Jacob

I love the solicitous attitude that this moron is taking.

12/28/2007 2:18:30 AM

Bryan65

I thought Christians mastered blind faith.

12/28/2007 2:20:34 AM

flipper

"as I have experience that shows otherwise"... So you have lived for 2000 years? That would the only way that you could have experience to prove the Bible! (What an ultra-maroon!)

12/28/2007 3:07:17 PM

FSMismyhero

Well I have experience that shows you're a dumbass!!!

12/29/2007 12:09:39 AM

Lithp

You now have an experience of me saying that I'm God.

Guess I'm God.

WOO!

12/29/2007 3:44:02 AM

Chi

God, the irony meter just keeps going on

12/30/2007 5:26:00 AM

Nirjuana


1/27/2008 6:33:45 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Not only is it fiction, it's forged fiction.

"I have experience"

Schizophrenic hallucinations don't count.

10/27/2011 7:12:32 AM



Well, Shit. My irony meter is now a glowing green puddle. It wasn't even a working one, it was a paperweight made of painted glass. How the hell did that happen?

10/23/2012 8:38:37 PM



The purpose of the Bible is to keep the masses in control, fighting amongst themselves instead of worrying about what the people in Power are doing.

10/23/2012 10:11:07 PM
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