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Because liberal thinking WORKS.
Who cares if abortion is inherently racist and is destroying the family as we know it? It WORKS!
Who cares if easy-access divorce and gay marriage destroy the sanctity of marriage and the importance of child-rearing? It WORKS!
Who cares if putting kids on "behavior mod" drugs makes them grow up to be destructive and borderline insane? It WORKS!
Who cares if legalizing marijuana would increase the influence of drug cartels in the U.S. and increase the number of car accidents due to DUI? It WORKS!

Of course none of these work. The only reason why liberals constantly push them is to see who they can sucker. Of course, in a world where the liberals govern the media and control our TVs and schools and other media outlets, it's pretty easy to create an idiot.

PilgrimJohn, DeviantArt 36 Comments [12/27/2007 3:05:01 AM]
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The Watcher

Because liberal thinking WORKS.

You're finally starting to get it!

Who cares if abortion is inherently racist and is destroying the family as we know it? It WORKS!

How do you figure it's inherently racist? I want any woman of any color to be allowed to terminate a pregnancy she doesn't want. If more black women than white women have abortions, it simply means there are more black women who aren't in a position to care for a baby.

Who cares if easy-access divorce and gay marriage destroy the sanctity of marriage and the importance of child-rearing? It WORKS!

They do nothing of the sort. The only thing that "destroys families" is forcing people to get in and stay in marriages that are bad for everyone.

Who cares if putting kids on "behavior mod" drugs makes them grow up to be destructive and borderline insane? It WORKS!

Behavior modifying drugs do the opposite of that.

Who cares if legalizing marijuana would increase the influence of drug cartels in the U.S. and increase the number of car accidents due to DUI? It WORKS!

Drug cartels are a function of a drug's being illegal. When was the last time you heard of a candy cartel? (That said, I'm a teetotaler, but let's at least be reasonable about our arguments.)

Of course none of these work. The only reason why liberals constantly push them is to see who they can sucker.

Yeah, that's the entire goal of our politics. We don't actually agree with anything we say, we just want to fuck with you. And we'll go to great lengths to do it.

Dumb fuck.


Of course, in a world where the liberals govern the media and control our TVs and schools and other media outlets, it's pretty easy to create an idiot.

At least you got that right. You're living proof.

12/27/2007 3:15:59 AM

Øyvind

How is this fundie? Aren't there Neo-Cons Say the Darndest Things sites out there?

12/27/2007 3:16:48 AM

Me

" it's pretty easy to create an idiot."

Your right your church has doe a great job!

12/27/2007 3:34:28 AM

Happymealungen

CTSTDT?

12/27/2007 3:36:05 AM

Illuminatalie

"Who cares if abortion is inherently racist"
I didn't stop reading there. But I stopped taking it in-any-way-seriously there. LOL.

"Who cares if legalizing marijuana would increase the influence of drug cartels"
Yeah just like ending prohibition increased the alcohol smugglers' influence.

"in a world where the liberals govern the media and control our TVs and schools and other media outlets"
In a world where media outlets were not consolidated and owned by very right wing organizations, there would be manifestations of demons, and unicorn fossils. But up till now the only people who live in THAT world are people on LSD and of course fundies.

12/27/2007 3:41:23 AM

Øyvind

This guy is nuts. He ought to be digitized and locked up in CTSTDT.

12/27/2007 3:58:42 AM

Detrs

Right, I'm supposed to believe that my marriage to my partner, legal or otherwise, would literally make you leave your wife.

Give me a fucking break.

12/27/2007 4:00:54 AM

484

Actually, legalizing pot would destroy its status as a source of gang income, and as one of the most commonly abused illicit substances rendering it inoperable as a source of income for organized crime groups would be a tactically sound decision in the war on crime, dumbass.

12/27/2007 4:07:00 AM

flipper

The first line actually fooled me into believing he was about to say something intelligent. Then I say the regurgitated GOP-fundie sheep talking points and decided another right-wing dolt, incapable of any real thought not force fed from Rush, WND, or GOPFOXNEWS.

12/27/2007 4:07:09 AM

werewolf

Well, PilgrimJohn, you are proof that "it's pretty easy to create an idiot."

12/27/2007 4:20:09 AM

Chi

<Who cares if abortion is inherently racist >
Maybe it means Black women are smart enough not to bring a child into this world they can't properly care for.

<Who cares if easy-access divorce and gay marriage destroy the sanctity of marriage and the importance of child-rearing?>
Homosexuals raise perfectly normal children. And the only way gay marriage would have ruined the sanctity of my marriage (ooh, bad divorced girl) was if one of us had left the other for a gay marriage.

<Who cares if putting kids on "behavior mod" drugs makes them grow up to be destructive and borderline insane?>
Someone please slip this person Prozac or Zoloft

12/27/2007 4:59:50 AM

Mog

So...legalizing marijuana would INCREASE the influence of illegal marijuana dealers?

*head explodes*

12/27/2007 5:01:04 AM

Osiris

Take a hint from prohibition: illegalizing something only creates cartel's and gives more headaches for the police. If we legalize marijuana then the cartel's are now companies, and we all know conservatives love companies, and free market capitalism.

12/27/2007 5:15:34 AM

Old Viking

PilgrimJohn and his ilk profess to take great interest in these matters. It's strange, then, that the interest is insufficient to encourage any sort of critical thinking. This is the sort of B. S. that you could teach a parrot. And the bird's knowledge of social issues would then be equal to PilgrimJohn's. Probably superior.

12/27/2007 5:40:51 AM

Euclid

Who cares if I make specious arguments and attack strawmen? It WORKS!

12/27/2007 5:48:46 AM

approximate

"it's pretty easy to create an idiot."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yes, we can see that.

12/27/2007 5:50:00 AM

cyborgtroy

The last two I don't quite support.

12/27/2007 6:21:18 AM

Boxtop

Hey, John, we liberals don't go around pointing out how fucked up you conservatives are.

You guys practically do that for us.

12/27/2007 8:17:18 AM



Since 50% or more of the abortions happen when the woman is not married, in which sense are they destroying "family" as we know it?, or are you seeing a lot of 14 years old mothers lately?. And concerning racism.................almost ALL races abort and there are no major differences, WTF?.
For homosexual marriage is even better. They can't have children through sex, they don't force anybody to marry homosexual but for some reason I ignore, they destroy the sanctity of marriage. Again, what's marriage and family for you?

12/27/2007 10:19:49 AM



Inherently racist?. Did you look up the word INHERENTLY?, because since women of all races abort.................

12/27/2007 2:12:12 PM

Mudflappus

So each of these things are attacking you personally? Or are you just making bullshit generalizations towards the nature of the effects of libgeralism? I take later.

12/27/2007 4:15:12 PM

Lt. Fred

Because liberal thinking WORKS.

Correct. Something should not be continued simply because it has always been. Change is often good.

Who cares if abortion is inherently racist and is destroying the family as we know it? It WORKS!
It is only slightly rascist, in that the poorest people in the US are black, and therefore the majority of aborted feti would also be black. Other than this minor fact, better fixed by refranchisement and gfood government- not to mention education, abortion is not rascist.

Who cares if easy-access divorce and gay marriage destroy the sanctity of marriage and the importance of child-rearing? It WORKS!

It doesn't. If a marriage goes to the point of one or both sides of the agreement asking for a divorce, there is obviously some problem. Divource actually increases the overall quality of marriages (by preventing couples enduring bad marriages). Think of it like a contract cancelled because of frustration. Anyone elses marriage, gay or otherwise, is none of your buisness.

Who cares if putting kids on "behavior mod" drugs makes them grow up to be destructive and borderline insane? It WORKS!

Doctors that put children on vikaden who don't need it should be shot. That is the liberal way of thinking.

Who cares if legalizing marijuana would increase the influence of drug cartels in the U.S. and increase the number of car accidents due to DUI? It WORKS!

Leaglising marujuana would increase the power of cartels like prohabition decreased the power of the mafia. Obviously driving high would remain illegal, just as driving drunk is.

Of course none of these work. The only reason why conservatives constantly oppose them is to see who they can sucker and whoose stuff they can loot after their lives collapse. Of course, in a world where the conservatives govern the media and control our TVs and schools and other media outlets, it's pretty easy to create an idiot. Like the president.

12/28/2007 12:00:34 AM



Yes, because the drug cartels totally existed before the War on Some Drugs. Not to mention, legalizing it obviously wouldn't create a patent rush amongst the players in Big Pharma, totally undercutting the drug cartels. Never, ever, ever. Nope.

1/1/2008 3:01:17 AM

For Whom The Bell Tolls

"...it's pretty easy to create an idiot. "

Like yourself?

Oh yeah, I agree!

1/3/2008 10:11:19 PM



Yes liberal thinking does work, unlike your belief system, please shut the fuck up and never spew your bullshit ever again.

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