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The Bible is very clear about homosexuality. It is an abomination and those who are homosexuals will surely die (not achieve immortality). If you TRULY believe in God and that the Bible is God's word, then you have no option but to heed it. You can't be a cafeteria Christian, consuming what you like and rejecting what you don't. To use a phrase liberals use when they are doing something offensive, "Get over to it." The next time you want to talk about intolerance, let's talk about liberals' intolerance of conservatives.

LoneRanger85, Digg 44 Comments [12/28/2007 1:50:11 AM]
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Jacob

There's so many things wrong about this quote that I'm not sure I can do it justice.

Okay, let me first say that, yeah, the Bible IS very clear about a lot of things, homosexuality being one of them. It says that it's a sin, and that anyone who lies with a man like one would a woman should be put to death. I'm very clear on that. And, somewhat ironically, I don't believe in cafeteria Christianity either. I think people need to make a choice. Is the Bible God's law, or is it just some silly screeds written by people who didn't know a whole lot about anything? If it's the former, then you have to believe in butchering gays because that's God's law. It's wrong and immoral, but according to the Bible it's not. So. Make a choice.

12/28/2007 1:58:34 AM

Old Viking

"Get over to it"?

12/28/2007 2:05:16 AM

Bryan65

Since morons like follow Leviticus fanatically, are your kids packing so they can be sold into slavery to pay off your debts?

Probably, slavery is still better than living with you!

I can be a 'cafeteria' Christian, because MY God isn't the tyrant yours is!

P.S. Liberals and Conservative cannot tolerate each other! That's why we don't need EITHER.

12/28/2007 2:10:27 AM

Osiris

So I'm assuming you don't mix fabrics and think that the concept of Red Lobster is equally abominable.

12/28/2007 2:11:09 AM

GigaGuess

Whew. Good thing I think the Bible, no matter how divinely inspired it may be, has been corrupted beyond recognition.

12/28/2007 2:32:15 AM

Doctor Whom

How many rape victims have you stoned to death? After all, you can't be a cafeteria Christian.

12/28/2007 2:40:33 AM

Jason

You can't pick and choose? Insects have how many legs?

12/28/2007 2:42:28 AM

Berny

It's a good thing I don't think the Bible is anything but the delusional rantings of Bronze-Age nomads then.

12/28/2007 2:56:16 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Feel the Christian lurve pour out here.

12/28/2007 3:05:11 AM

Anonymous

pot, kettle, black, etc. award.

12/28/2007 3:25:12 AM

Illuminatalie

The bible is very clear about eating shellfish, and... ahh, whatever.

"You can't be a cafeteria Christian, consuming what you like and rejecting what you don't."
How can someone POSSIBLY do everything the bible says? It contradicts itself!! It would be unnatural to do everything in the bible.

"Get over to it."
When was the last time you changed the oil in your deep fryer?

12/28/2007 4:14:04 AM

484

Fail Cat says you fail.

12/28/2007 5:10:45 AM

Euclid

Actually, if you could read contextually (at all, let alone in Greek and Hebrew), you'd find that it's not really that clear about homosexuality. Most of the prohibitions regard all sorts of weird, specific things, like temple prostitution (f'rinstance). Now, the eating of shellfish and the wearing of polyester-cotton shirts... *that's* very clearly an abomination.

"Get over to it."
Que? I guess I'm not up on my Hip Liberal Speak.

12/28/2007 5:25:26 AM



And those who aren't homosexuals WILL achieve immortality?

12/28/2007 7:10:06 AM

The Watcher

"You can't be a cafeteria Christian, consuming what you like and rejecting what you don't."

Please. Show me these people who are not "cafeteria Christians." I haven't yet met a single person who follows every tenet of the Bible to the letter. Not one. Not a single soul.

But you, LoneRanger85, maybe you can help me. Show me someone who fits this perfect mold of Christianity.

12/28/2007 7:18:20 AM

stogoe

"Get over to it."

WHUT.

This is probably the most comprehensible thing that LoneRanger said, and I still have no fucking clue what it means.

12/28/2007 2:48:26 PM

Mister Spak

"The next time you want to talk about intolerance, let's talk about liberals' intolerance of conservatives. "

Lets talk about conservatives intolerance of everything and anything, including other types of conservatives. It has the advantage of being a real phenomenon.

12/28/2007 2:59:38 PM

willyho

pot, kettle, black, etc. award seconded

if the liberals weren't tolerant of conservatives, they would already try kicking you out.

12/28/2007 3:10:14 PM

John

Cafeteria Christian? The Bible says the same thing about adultery and making fun of a bald person. Fundies pick what they don't like first, then look to the Bible to agree with them. They don't follow the Bible - they lead it by the ear to where they decided to go in the first place.

12/28/2007 3:45:38 PM



Following your stupid logic, why aren't you doing the same with those who eat shrimp and so on?, the cafeteria should be applied to EVERY ASPECT, unless you sin of slippery slope. And concerning inmortality, if they're not inmortal, how are they going to Hell?. Another contradiction of fundies who never bother to use logic.

12/28/2007 5:13:50 PM

John Marley

"It is an abomination and those who are homosexuals will surely die"

as will:
modern farmers
people who eat shrimp
people who eat pork
people who wear cotton-poly blend fabric

damn, beaten to it. Twice.

12/28/2007 5:38:21 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Agreed. "Those who are homosexuals WILL surely die (not achieve immortality)."

So will those who are heterosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, LoneRanger85, and every other thing that ever lived. Get over it, get on with your own life, and live and let live.

12/28/2007 7:11:46 PM

RI

Ten bucks says this is DaveLoneRanger from FreeRepublic. Sounds just like him.

12/28/2007 10:27:27 PM

Heyoka

Yeah, that's what I say when I offend people: "Get over to it." Then I pull their hair, give them a dime, and dance away singing Abba's "Dancing Queen." If I wasn't a tolerant liberal, I might do something crazy.

12/28/2007 11:56:07 PM

agentCDE

"The next time you want to talk about intolerance, let's talk about liberals' intolerance of conservatives."

Haha, oh wow.

12/29/2007 12:03:33 AM
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