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I don't read books with graphic violence, rape or murder. I mean, other than the Bible! But that's Gods Holy Word, so who can argue with that? But aside from the Bible, I only read light-hearted Christian fiction and inspirational stories.

SweetAngeline2, Christian Forums 37 Comments [12/27/2007 7:26:51 PM]
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Moordryd

Poe?

Please?

12/27/2007 7:33:18 PM

Dakota Bob

Wait, wha....oh shi-

Please be a poe

12/27/2007 7:34:13 PM

484

Poe, definately

12/27/2007 7:35:09 PM

Andrew

I think it's a poe but it still made me giggle.

12/27/2007 7:51:40 PM

The Watcher

Yeah, we're definitely in Poe territory.

12/27/2007 7:52:22 PM

Osiris

Poe. No fundie would admit this.

12/27/2007 7:53:32 PM

Sideshow Bob

Who greenlighted this?

12/27/2007 8:35:39 PM

anevilmeme

Poe

12/27/2007 8:38:47 PM



At least she admits that she uses double standards!!!!

12/27/2007 8:50:00 PM

Wurdulac

Obvious Poe is obvious.

12/27/2007 9:14:15 PM

Illuminatalie

Doesn't have to be a poe. I've talked to people as dumb as this. It's frightening.

12/27/2007 9:33:38 PM

King Duncan

cute.

12/27/2007 9:38:54 PM

Old Viking

SweetAngeline2 has neen unceremoniously kicked off the Fundy Debating Team.

12/27/2007 9:39:50 PM

Euclid

ROFLed. OK, so Poe, but I'm glad it was submitted, because I needed the laugh.

12/27/2007 9:42:51 PM

MiykaelPoly

Just to be clear, as a newbie to this site, what does Poe mean? Referring to Edgar Allan Poe? or is it a short for something?

12/27/2007 10:01:44 PM

James

Poe's Law:

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

In other words, saying "Poe" means you think the submitter of the quote has mistaken a parody for the real thing.

12/27/2007 10:07:37 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Light-hearted Christian fiction?


12/27/2007 10:08:09 PM

szena

@ MiykaelPoly- "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

That's Poe's Law.

12/27/2007 10:09:03 PM

t3h_fuhr3r

There's a burning inside of me that can only be quenched by the uttering of the phrase "Please, please be a poe"

12/27/2007 10:15:59 PM

Nowonmai

So you get your fill of rape, murder, incest and graphic violence from the bible?

I will make sure to keep that dirty book away from children!

12/27/2007 10:36:31 PM

Tdevil

When someone replied with a "Poe" comment, she said this:

"No, it's just that when I tell people I don't read or watch anything too violent, they always shoot back with "well you read the bible, don't you?" thinking they;re so clever. That was just sort of a pre-response to someone who might make such a comment."

Poe? Maybe, but sometimes hard to tell.

12/27/2007 10:59:20 PM

approximate

Poe...but humourous.

12/28/2007 12:14:42 AM

HeathenAngel

If it isn't POE, can we nominate it for "Well at least she's honest" award?

12/28/2007 12:30:15 AM

Bryan65

@ Illuminatalie

I've also talked to people like that as well. They firmly believe that.

12/28/2007 12:39:53 AM

Jacob

This is a surprisingly honest approach to Christian logic.

12/28/2007 2:02:37 AM
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