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So, looking at science, and Nasa endeavors, it seems that the moon is quite a spiritual place.

I would suggest that, since we know that the inner earth is a place where spirits live, so also is the inner moon!

Isa 66:1 - Thus saith the LORD, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest?

That almost sounds like He sometimes is so near the earth is like His stool. What heavenly body is nearest to earth?

The interior of the moon, like earth, I would think, by the evidences of science in the form of moon landings, is inhabited by spirits. (i.e. the general strong feeling it was a spiritual place)

In this respect, the package of the moon is like a Christmas present. Lots of neat things inside.
And science doesn't know what is in the center of the moon.

dad, Christian Forums 52 Comments [12/27/2007 8:05:45 PM]
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Whydontyou.org.uk

WTF?

The first sentence was odd but acceptable then came:

I would suggest that, since we know that the inner earth is a place where spirits live, so also is the inner moon!

How the fuck do we "know" that the inner earth is place where spirits live?

I gave up at that point.

12/27/2007 8:07:41 PM

Andrew

"the earth is like His stool"

Ha ha ha seems that way to me too "dad", seems that way to me too.

12/27/2007 8:18:02 PM

DCoke

Pagan!

12/27/2007 8:24:02 PM

Sideshow Bob

This would be an incredible plot for a fantasy novel or anime.

12/27/2007 8:26:53 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Thus explaining the term "LUNATIC."

12/27/2007 8:28:07 PM

anevilmeme

So what kind of mushrooms were on your holiday pizza?

Dude, seriously, WTF?

12/27/2007 8:30:17 PM

solomongrundy

Ah, welcome back 'dad'!
Where have you been? Were the men in white coats friendly?



Actually, I sort of feel I shouldn't joke about this. The poor guy is seriously delusional and may well have been institutionalized.


12/27/2007 8:34:44 PM

Mister Spak

http://www.lpi.usra.edu/lunar/missions/apollo/apollo_15/experiments/ps/

Dumbass.

12/27/2007 8:40:15 PM



The moon has NO INHABITANTS. Spirituality is a human concept. Any logical conclusion?

12/27/2007 9:01:04 PM

Old Viking

It's the best Christmas present ever ... dad's back!

12/27/2007 9:13:28 PM

xander07

Nutty, but harmless, imo.

12/27/2007 9:15:01 PM

Mayhem

Stool as in seat, or stool as in poop?

12/27/2007 9:21:44 PM

Madame Scarlet

Okay, so... you "know" that there are spirits in the moon because of the "general strong feeling it was a spiritual place".

I'm going to venture a guess that people who have been to the moon felt that way because they were ON THE GODDAMN MOON. You know... a place that very few humans have ever been?

12/27/2007 9:21:57 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Dad, still a total asshat, I see. Welcome back, we've missed your absolute dumbfuckery here.

12/27/2007 9:24:01 PM

Tempus

No, it's--

Oh, wait.

It's just "dad."

12/27/2007 9:25:33 PM



The moon is not inhabited by humans, spirituality is a human concept. Draw your own conclusions. As for logic, following yours, Chinese must come from San Francisco or Irish from Peru(regarding how many potatoes they eat)

12/27/2007 9:34:30 PM

Snopester in Exile

Let me see if I understand this right. Are you basically saying that Heaven is inside the moon? That's ummm... a very interesting theory.

12/27/2007 9:39:44 PM

Happymealungen

Stool for jesus!

12/27/2007 9:43:50 PM

Euclid

Is it just me or should "dad" add another "a" to the end of his name?

12/27/2007 10:07:45 PM

Caustic Gnostic

dad's head is like one of those Christmas presents they made in New York that year they had the garbage strike.




12/27/2007 10:11:15 PM

DinDC

"In this respect, the package of the moon is like a Christmas present. Lots of neat things inside. And science doesn't know what is in the center of the moon."

Thanks, "dad!" Glad to hear you know what's inside the moon and that "science" doesn't.

Love to chat further but I hafta run - Gotta go fix my Holiday favourite - Green cheese on Moon Pies served with Tang and moonshine.

12/27/2007 10:32:11 PM

Trovore

Uhhhh, ummm, uhhhh...
I just don't know what to say. I'm amazed!

12/27/2007 10:37:17 PM

Xotan

dad is worshipping the Moon God? In Babylonia the Moon God was Sin! Dad worships Sin! Wow!

12/27/2007 10:40:44 PM


solomongrundy

The moon is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.

12/27/2007 10:55:31 PM
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