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The dinosaur with wings thing they found is actually mentioned in the bible as an unclean animal.

GraftMeIn, Christian Forums 13 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Austin

A four-winged dinosaur was never mentioned in the Bible. The only unclean animal I see is you.

7/15/2006 2:45:52 AM

Julian

Really, which animal are you having trouble with? Ospreys and vultures are birds. Leviticus 11 or Deuteronomy 14. Be specific - chop chop!

7/15/2006 3:53:51 AM

Ian

Yeah, so... umm... it didn't happen.

4/4/2009 7:08:35 PM

a mind far far away

Citation needed.

4/4/2009 10:13:53 PM

Anonymous Tau

Dinosaurs with wings are called birds.

Of course, birds are just a theory.

8/4/2010 11:05:12 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Never read the damn thing, have you?

7/22/2011 11:06:50 AM

Anon

So we won't eat it. After eighty million years or so, it wouldn't taste too good either.

Other than that, how does this figure in the landscape?

7/22/2011 11:59:26 AM

Blarghonius

Pigs are unclean animals, but they still exist. Unless you want to deny that bacon exists, you just stabbed yourself in the foot. Actually, you screwed yourself over either way. Try thinking before posting.

7/23/2011 12:06:34 AM

Justanotheratheist

That's why Kentucky Fried Dinosaur is always cooked before eating.

7/23/2011 12:22:36 AM

Quantum Mechanic

liar

1/4/2014 1:45:56 PM

KZN02

How incredibly <i>vague</i>

3/27/2014 1:49:45 PM

Violet_Beauregarde

O...Kay?

3/27/2014 1:54:41 PM

Canadiest

Apparently them Unicorns smelled real bad too.

3/28/2014 6:19:54 AM
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