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God flooded the earth, get over it. The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old. Were you there millions of years ago? Nope, didn't think so. We have an accurate History book, the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened.

Anonymous, Answers in Genesis BUSTED! 42 Comments [12/27/2007 8:00:46 PM]
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Whydontyou.org.uk

More inane crap from someone who is apparently too stupid to own a computer. He must have got someone else to type this for him.

12/27/2007 8:09:05 PM

John

We have an accurate History book, the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened.

Was he there four thousand years ago when it was written? I didn't think so.

12/27/2007 8:14:14 PM

Andrew

"A Lot" is two words. I really wish the bible had spelling lessons in it. Considering the amount of fundies who read the bible though, I doubt it would even make a dent.

12/27/2007 8:15:06 PM

J-Hay

Were you there when god flooded the earth? Nope, didn't think so. Try again, jerk-off.

12/27/2007 8:15:18 PM

Mudflappus

It's amazing how something that is supposed to inspire quiet, reverant faith inspires absolute asshattery like this.

12/27/2007 8:31:21 PM

anevilmeme

AIG, the gift that keeps on giving.

"The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened..."

Really? Care to share some? By the way "evidence" doesn't mean what you think it does.

".....than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old."

Really? Our evidence is overwhelming, and it all agrees with itself, unlike that contradictory collection of myths fundtards worship.

"Were you there millions of years ago?"

No but we have evidence.

"We have an accurate History book...."

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

"...the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened."

Were the authors there? Nope? Do they have real evidence? Nope.

12/27/2007 8:35:46 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

A billion is a real number; there's no need to put it in quotes like a made-up word.

12/27/2007 8:41:19 PM

Mister Spak

Only if by ALOT you mean none.

12/27/2007 8:41:51 PM

Doctor Whom

From here:

"Allege that “a growing body of evidence” or “scientific studies” prove your point. Hope that no one calls you on that. If anyone does, simply say, “Do your own research.” "

12/27/2007 8:42:27 PM



You have a book?, I have "war and peace" by Lev Tolstoi, the Quixote and many others, can I use it as evidence?. And by the way, have you lived 5000 years?. To play at the same level.

12/27/2007 9:00:08 PM

Old Viking

The first word in the post postulates an unproven entity. From there the statement jumps off a steep cliff.

12/27/2007 9:17:25 PM



I have many books, you know, Plato's Republic, Don Quixote, War and Peace by Lev Tolstoi....................does it mean anything?. I mean, there are even older history books, and written by guys who, unlike you, were there 5000 years ago. If you wanna play, FAIR PLAY.

12/27/2007 9:30:36 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Words in a book are simply evidence that somebody wrote a book.

12/27/2007 9:37:25 PM

Osiris

Claiming to have evidence =/= evidence.

12/27/2007 10:53:29 PM

Bryan65

Let's see the proof. As opposed to the bullshit 'proof' on a bullshit website.

"Were you there millions of years ago?"

No. And neither were you.

And your history book was wasn't accurately transcribed from the original Hebrew text.

I guess you had to use the pseudonym 'Anonymous' because you're too embarrassed that you actually believe the shit you're writing.

12/28/2007 12:00:17 AM

approximate

Your foolish book would then suggest that every creature on this planet is inbred.

I would offer that inbreeding only applies to you and your own family.


12/28/2007 12:02:29 AM

RI

I'm willing to bet that the Torah is not the oldest "history book".

12/28/2007 12:09:17 AM

John

The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old.

The Bible has no evidence of a flood. All it has is a modern copy of a copy of a copy etc. the Jews claim to be an accurate record of something that an anonymous bronze-age Arab goat herder claimed God said to him 3,500 years earlier, along with thousands of other bullshitters claiming God told them stuff.

12/28/2007 12:33:15 AM

Mike

And your evidence is...? Didn't think so.

12/28/2007 2:36:55 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"Anonymous" must not only have been there, but had to have ridden on The Ark. Is he mentioned as one of the passengers? Will he finally disclose where Noah parked the damn thing?

12/28/2007 2:57:43 AM

Berny

There is little to no evidence for anything the Bible says.
That is the sad fact of your faith.

12/28/2007 3:24:42 AM

freako104

The Bible is based off myths and legends, Also fossils woul say otherwise that the earth is not millions of years old. Many fossils are carbon dated to be MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD!

12/28/2007 5:13:15 AM

484

Anonymous posting, classy. YOU ARE NOT ON /B/ FUCKTARD!

12/28/2007 5:22:21 AM

Anon

WTF is /B/ ?
it's /b/ newfag

sorry couldnt resist

12/28/2007 6:52:40 AM

King Duncan

I wrote a more accurate history book in crayon when I was five.

12/28/2007 7:37:05 AM
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