God flooded the earth, get over it. The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old. Were you there millions of years ago? Nope, didn't think so. We have an accurate History book, the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened.
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We have an accurate History book, the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened.
Was he there four thousand years ago when it was written? I didn't think so.
AIG, the gift that keeps on giving.
"The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened..."
Really? Care to share some? By the way "evidence" doesn't mean what you think it does.
".....than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old."
Really? Our evidence is overwhelming, and it all agrees with itself, unlike that contradictory collection of myths fundtards worship.
"Were you there millions of years ago?"
No but we have evidence.
"We have an accurate History book...."
BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
"...the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened."
Were the authors there? Nope? Do they have real evidence? Nope.
You have a book?, I have "war and peace" by Lev Tolstoi, the Quixote and many others, can I use it as evidence?. And by the way, have you lived 5000 years?. To play at the same level.
I have many books, you know, Plato's Republic, Don Quixote, War and Peace by Lev Tolstoi....................does it mean anything?. I mean, there are even older history books, and written by guys who, unlike you, were there 5000 years ago. If you wanna play, FAIR PLAY.
Let's see the proof. As opposed to the bullshit 'proof' on a bullshit website.
"Were you there millions of years ago?"
No. And neither were you.
And your history book was wasn't accurately transcribed from the original Hebrew text.
I guess you had to use the pseudonym 'Anonymous' because you're too embarrassed that you actually believe the shit you're writing.
The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old.
The Bible has no evidence of a flood. All it has is a modern copy of a copy of a copy etc. the Jews claim to be an accurate record of something that an anonymous bronze-age Arab goat herder claimed God said to him 3,500 years earlier, along with thousands of other bullshitters claiming God told them stuff.
"Were you there millions of years ago? Nope, didn't think so."
I wasn't there when this guy was born either. Does this mean that he wasn't born?
You got a book..............of course, for you people who don't read anything, not even the church newsletter, is logical.
A bunch of scrolls you borrowed from ancient Isreal: Mistranslated (twice over) rewrote, edited out and mixed with other cultures myths.
A collection of fables thats recognized by Hebrew Scholars as such
"Were YOU there millions of years ago? Nope, didn't think so. "
Just because YOU CLAIM your ancient text "tells us the truth" doesn't actually mean it does.
Isn't the Epic of Gilgamesh older than the Bible? Besides, a book is only evidence of its own existence; you can pretty much print anything you want in a book. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has evidence of the existence of Thestrals.
The Bible is not an accurate history book; it hints at Jesus being born either 7 BC or 4 AD. Herrod died BC but the concensus that Mary and Joseph went to was AD. Also, Genesis chapters 1 and 2 contradict each other as to the order in which God created stuff. Tyre exists, as well.
You weren't there 6000 and 4000 years ago, either, silly.
We have accurate fossil records, we win!
AIG has assertions, no evidences, no the Bible is NOT evidence.
There are Biblical and Torah Scholars who agree the book is parable, written by men after the events which probably didn't occur. They massively agree it's not to be taken literally, having contradictions it can't be. But so much for scholars who know the books better than any.
Then we have Fundamentalist who claim the Bible is literal, every word is true and the books are written under divine influence. They're proven to know less of what's in the Bible than moderate Christians or unbelievers. They are Biblically illiterate, seem to actually refuse to read it but stand that every word is true.
I don't know if it's the fundamentalist way of teaching scripture or if it's the American Exceptalism mindset that says they're American, so they're always right and if something shows they're wrong it's to be suppressed and denied and replaced with their rewrite, or: It's not what you do it's what you say you do, it's not what occured it's what you want people to think occured, it's not the facts that count it's THEIR opinion that rules.
This is why Fundamentalists are always repeating arguments that were debunked years ago (Ushers chronological population count, it doesn't work against known populations) and believing completely false historical accounts (America founded as a Christian country)
The bible is not evidence for events in the bible, that is circular logic. There is absolutely no evidence for a worldwide flood while there is a great amount of evidence the world is billions of years old. You're wrong, now deal with it.
:God flooded the earth, get over it.”
There’s really no reason to think so.
“The Bible and Aig has ALOT more evidence to prove that a flood happened than you do to prove that the earth is "billions" of years old.”
Thing is, we don’t know who wrote Genesis or when. Kinda prevents it from being useful for the purpose of ‘historical’ efforts.
And AIG only allows evidence that fits their desired conclusion, it’s in the statement of faith they all sign. They CAN’T show you evidence for a 7000 year old Earth, much less a 4 byo Earth.
"Were you there millions of years ago?”
Yes.
Of course, you won’t take MY word for it, as:
1) it’s just a statement, with no corroboration
2) ALL of your knowledge of humans shows that it’s not possible
3) Same reasons we can’t take a tall tale ‘attributed’ to a character in the book who apparently describes his own funeral….
" We have an accurate History book, the oldest history book that tells us the truth about what happened.”
The book that says the sky is solid?
Women have more ribs than men?
The sun is INSIDE the sky above us?
Ha.
And again, Ha.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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