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Look at the composition difference between me and a pile of mud. We're probably about 99% similar. Did I 'evolve' from mud? Does that mean a few million years ago, mud started mutating and it formed organs and limbs and walked upright? Do you know how ludicrous you "evolutionists" sound?

Raptor, BlizzForums 29 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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well mud is wet dirt, so in essence that is what creationists are saying

12/13/2006 12:06:45 PM


Too bad he didn't post a picture.

12/13/2006 5:22:19 PM


A being that I cannot see, hear, touch fell or smell created the universe and all life within it!

Do you know hou luicrous you sound?

Before you start trying to pick holes in a theory I would suggest you try and understand it (i.e. do some research) because you clearly don't understand it at the moment.

12/13/2006 5:32:06 PM


Listen, moron, it's creationists who claim that humans came from a pile of dirt.

12/13/2006 6:04:22 PM


well, since a pile of mud and a steaming pile of crap are both brown and moist, I WOULD say you're about 99% similar. Now go away.

12/13/2006 6:31:23 PM


Wow, that pile of mud evolved into a straw man,
then walked away in disgust

5/15/2007 6:46:22 PM

Sideshow Bob


I wish people would stop adding quotes to things -solely- as a jab against them.

5/15/2007 6:51:31 PM


This from somebody who believes God made man from dirt..

Oh the irony.

5/15/2007 9:17:35 PM


Wow, I wish he had taken the time to read what he wrote.

5/15/2007 9:27:18 PM


Do you know how ludicrous you \"creationists\" sound when you clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

5/15/2007 10:35:17 PM


I bet he does have some intriguing similarities with mud...

5/15/2007 10:47:58 PM


Ah, isn't that what christians believe?

5/15/2007 11:18:40 PM


Wait, isn't that just what you guys claim god did?

5/15/2007 11:32:50 PM


...According to your fantasies, women came from your rib cage.

Do you realize how ridiculous you sound?

However, I do have to point out that recently, I have found less and less quotations that led to an existing webpage. Most of the time, there's a note up saying, \"We cannot find thread specified. Please contact your administrator.\"

Please don't make this stuff up. There's enough psychotic people in the world without others committing slander/libel.

5/16/2007 1:12:30 AM

Raptor Jesus

No, but I know how educated you are about evolution.

5/16/2007 1:21:48 AM


\"Do you know how ludicrous you \"evolutionists\" sound?\"

Mirror mirror
On the wall,
Who's the most brainless
Dork of them all?

5/16/2007 3:31:27 AM

Tiny Jeebus

God made man
But He used a monkey to do it
Ape's in the plan
And we're here to prove it
You can walk like an ape, talk like an ape,
Do what the monkeys do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue.

5/22/2009 12:34:49 PM


We sound sane.

5/22/2009 12:42:53 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Did I 'evolve' from mud?"

Jeebus says you did. However, your composition to mud is not similar at all. Unless you are talking about elements only rather than molecules, which would be profoundly idiotic. So, par for the course from creationist rabble.

3/4/2011 6:53:10 PM


The sheer irony is that Raptor hasn't read their silly Bible well enough to know that in the creation myth, man actually was sculpted from earth (or clay, depending on the particular version. It isn't even internally consistent). Irony fail. Or win.

You're awfully similar in chemistry to a ham sandwich, Raptor; This does not however automatically dictate you were spawned from pork (Though actually, I've seen what usually trundles out of the more extreme sect's doors, and it's awfully pork shaped, despite being human), nor does your terribly erected straw man actually make you anything more than a fool grasping at straws. It is amusing, though. Keep trying.

3/4/2011 6:57:23 PM


"Do you know how ludicrous you "evolutionists" sound?"
Watch out Raptor, mirrors that shiny will cause permanant damage to your sight.

3/4/2011 7:16:23 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Reminds me of two things; 1) "Heap" from MAD Magazine around 1957, a being who materialized from the garbage at a dump and became ambulatory, and 2) "Slithis", a low budget movie monster in a rubber Godzilla suit spawned of the fetid water in the canals at Venice Beach, around 1979.
But who could ever believe this shit is somehow real?

Oh, yeah, fundies. Silly me.

3/4/2011 9:27:28 PM


So Raptor's really Clayface, then?

3/4/2011 10:45:27 PM


Guess you haven't read Genesis 2:7; was that too far into the Bible for your taste, dearie?
Wanna join the ludicrous gang?

3/5/2011 1:34:34 AM

J. James

Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha!

99% similar to mud? Speak for thyself!

Also... Something niggling at the back of my head...

"the LORD God formed the man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being."


12/16/2011 9:46:55 PM

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