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Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of witches cursing drug shipments destined for the noses of stars in Hollywood.

Autumleaf, Christianforums 51 Comments [12/30/2007 3:18:47 AM]
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#372350
Osiris

What a strange fucked up world you live in.

12/30/2007 3:25:27 AM
#372351
cool cats

Like I said on another post...

"Yeah, schizophrenia is like that."

12/30/2007 3:27:19 AM
#372353
Rambler

If it could possibly be true... Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

12/30/2007 3:31:21 AM
#372358
Bryan65

The whispers are from inside your own head, putz.

12/30/2007 3:44:37 AM
#372362
Venis


12/30/2007 3:47:16 AM
#372400
Illuminatalie

That's nice. What kind of world would we live in, if we didn't hear whispers from demons?

12/30/2007 4:17:50 AM
#372403
approximate

Well, it's about time!

12/30/2007 4:19:38 AM
#372440
Jacob

Whispers of witches? Bzzzzt. No.

12/30/2007 5:14:27 AM
#372480
Caustic Gnostic

There is a disturbance in the Stupid. As if millions of...awfuck, whatever.

12/30/2007 6:23:44 AM
#372498
Mike

The white coats have been looking for you, Autumn.

12/30/2007 6:51:13 AM
#372540
WMDKitty

I'm a Wiccan, and I'm getting a kick out of this. ^_^

Seriously, though, would casting a curse like that really be worth the karmic backlash?

12/30/2007 9:14:48 AM
#372547
werewolf

What about the shipments intended for other body parts? Hear any whispers about them?

12/30/2007 9:29:50 AM
#372561


That's because you took those drugs first.

12/30/2007 9:42:43 AM
#372603
BlackMageJ

Seriously, though, would casting a curse like that really be worth the karmic backlash?

How big a backlash are we talking about? Because I've been wanting to see something utterly humiliating happen to Tom Cruise for years now, and a noseful of cursed drugs sounds like it should have some hilarious results.

12/30/2007 11:48:21 AM
#372617
anevilmeme

This is laugh out loud funny.

12/30/2007 12:08:00 PM
#372625
Xotan

Witches? Curses?

What part of the Dark Ages are you living in, Autumnleaf?

12/30/2007 12:23:16 PM
#372630
Brain_In_A_Jar

Must be one hell of a curse, to make Class A drugs fuck you up more than they already do.

12/30/2007 12:31:15 PM
#372677
Frank

There's an argument against taking drugs if I ever heard one

12/30/2007 3:15:58 PM
#372679
Count Spatula

Lying for Jesus?

12/30/2007 3:20:52 PM
#372696
Sigmund Freud

Please die soon.

12/30/2007 3:45:52 PM
#372697
Sigmund Freud

"What part of the Dark Ages are you living in, Autumnleaf?"

The really dark part.

12/30/2007 3:47:09 PM
#372751
JustinGG

I bet you think a witch cursed your drugs, don't you?

12/30/2007 5:27:16 PM
#372775
cyborgtroy

Christians stand up for Hollywood's right to snort things and then be on tabloids.

12/30/2007 6:17:20 PM
#372788
Doctor Fishcake

Methinks Autumnleaf has Lindsay Lohan in his 2007 deadpool, and is hoping she'll finish herself off either tonight or Monday...

12/30/2007 6:35:41 PM
#372792


Why aren't they aiming at fundies drugs?

12/30/2007 6:43:38 PM
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