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Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of witches cursing drug shipments destined for the noses of stars in Hollywood.

Autumleaf, Christianforums 51 Comments [12/30/2007 3:18:47 AM]
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flipper

Right! Now what are you smoking?

12/30/2007 7:17:36 PM

Mr. Fahrenheit

I actually have absolutly no problem with that.

12/30/2007 8:05:12 PM

Old Viking

This is simply strange.

12/30/2007 8:57:13 PM

Esjeur

Was it destined for this guy's nose by any chance?


12/30/2007 9:01:08 PM

Damen


12/30/2007 9:20:01 PM

Tempus

This....

Wow. Just...wow.

12/30/2007 10:16:58 PM



I hate it when that happens!

12/30/2007 11:44:11 PM

Alena

@ BlackMageJ:

Maybe if a bunch of us evil drug-cursing witches all perform the curse together, we can sort of spread the karmic backlash out between us.

12/31/2007 12:02:43 AM

Alena

@ BlackMageJ:

Maybe if a bunch of us evil drug-cursing witches all perform the curse together, we can sort of spread the karmic backlash out between us.

12/31/2007 12:02:54 AM

Ambrielle

I beg your pardon?

12/31/2007 12:13:53 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of fundies being idiots.

Seriously though, witches (should they exist) aren't all that bad. Remember the witch in the Tale of the Wyf of Bathe? Chaucer? No? Well, she was a good witch.

12/31/2007 12:22:04 AM

Kristy

As long as they leave my Nasonex alone...

12/31/2007 2:07:13 AM

Chi

Wow. You must be the new Joan of Arc

12/31/2007 7:52:31 AM

Blayze Kohime

I love telling door-to-door evangelists that I am a witch.


12/31/2007 6:56:50 PM

NonProphet

Riiiight.

And how long have you been a patient at Bellevue, Autum?

12/31/2007 7:57:05 PM

Ranger Joe

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I'm the rock n' roll clown!! I do COCAAAAAAAINE!!!

(Seriously...I do a lot of cocaine..)

12/31/2007 8:18:41 PM

tracer

Don't worry, Autum[n]leaf, I hear that Hollywood hires exorcists to remove the curses from all their imported drugs.

12/31/2007 8:39:24 PM

Septic Sceptic

Ok, so Autumleaf is in the know when it comes to either witches or drug dealers. Or both.

Funny choice of company for a Christian fundamentalist if you ask me.

12/31/2007 10:14:17 PM

1Burning Stake

Um, what? Where did you hear these whispers? And if you did take cocaine, you wouldn't need witches cursing it for bad things to befall you.

1/1/2008 8:09:57 AM

Ben Franklin

That was just the sound of dealers cutting the coke.

"You sniffed the reeking buns of angels,
And acted like it was cocaine."

1/1/2008 3:06:45 PM

TerriblyAmused

This guy's life must be so good. Small wonder he turned to Christianity and (presumably) drugs.

1/4/2008 9:16:26 PM

GigaGuess

What...the...f-

1/4/2008 9:31:52 PM

Grym

Luckily the witches haven't found the shipments of dildoes for your ass, so those are still curse free.

1/16/2008 5:41:20 AM

Harpuia

LOL.

I wish.

1/16/2008 5:57:12 AM

Hermitian

This is why you should always buy Fair Trade. Guaranteed witch-free!

2/20/2008 5:56:06 PM
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