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Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of witches cursing drug shipments destined for the noses of stars in Hollywood.

Autumleaf, Christianforums 51 Comments [12/30/2007 3:18:47 AM]
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#372821
flipper

Right! Now what are you smoking?

12/30/2007 7:17:36 PM

#372838
Mr. Fahrenheit

I actually have absolutly no problem with that.

12/30/2007 8:05:12 PM

#372864
Old Viking

This is simply strange.

12/30/2007 8:57:13 PM

#372866
Esjeur

Was it destined for this guy's nose by any chance?


12/30/2007 9:01:08 PM

#372875
Damen


12/30/2007 9:20:01 PM

#372883
Tempus

This....

Wow. Just...wow.

12/30/2007 10:16:58 PM

#372950


I hate it when that happens!

12/30/2007 11:44:11 PM

#372964
Alena

@ BlackMageJ:

Maybe if a bunch of us evil drug-cursing witches all perform the curse together, we can sort of spread the karmic backlash out between us.

12/31/2007 12:02:43 AM

#372965
Alena

@ BlackMageJ:

Maybe if a bunch of us evil drug-cursing witches all perform the curse together, we can sort of spread the karmic backlash out between us.

12/31/2007 12:02:54 AM

#372969
Ambrielle

I beg your pardon?

12/31/2007 12:13:53 AM

#372977
Darwin's Lil' Girl

Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of fundies being idiots.

Seriously though, witches (should they exist) aren't all that bad. Remember the witch in the Tale of the Wyf of Bathe? Chaucer? No? Well, she was a good witch.

12/31/2007 12:22:04 AM

#373041
Kristy

As long as they leave my Nasonex alone...

12/31/2007 2:07:13 AM

#373186
Chi

Wow. You must be the new Joan of Arc

12/31/2007 7:52:31 AM

#373313
Blayze Kohime

I love telling door-to-door evangelists that I am a witch.


12/31/2007 6:56:50 PM

#373352
NonProphet

Riiiight.

And how long have you been a patient at Bellevue, Autum?

12/31/2007 7:57:05 PM

#373367
Ranger Joe

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I'm the rock n' roll clown!! I do COCAAAAAAAINE!!!

(Seriously...I do a lot of cocaine..)

12/31/2007 8:18:41 PM

#373370
tracer

Don't worry, Autum[n]leaf, I hear that Hollywood hires exorcists to remove the curses from all their imported drugs.

12/31/2007 8:39:24 PM

#373397
Septic Sceptic

Ok, so Autumleaf is in the know when it comes to either witches or drug dealers. Or both.

Funny choice of company for a Christian fundamentalist if you ask me.

12/31/2007 10:14:17 PM

#373512
1Burning Stake

Um, what? Where did you hear these whispers? And if you did take cocaine, you wouldn't need witches cursing it for bad things to befall you.

1/1/2008 8:09:57 AM

#373657
Ben Franklin

That was just the sound of dealers cutting the coke.

"You sniffed the reeking buns of angels,
And acted like it was cocaine."

1/1/2008 3:06:45 PM

#375350
TerriblyAmused

This guy's life must be so good. Small wonder he turned to Christianity and (presumably) drugs.

1/4/2008 9:16:26 PM

#375354
GigaGuess

What...the...f-

1/4/2008 9:31:52 PM

#381797
Grym

Luckily the witches haven't found the shipments of dildoes for your ass, so those are still curse free.

1/16/2008 5:41:20 AM

#381808
Harpuia

LOL.

I wish.

1/16/2008 5:57:12 AM

#411063
Hermitian

This is why you should always buy Fair Trade. Guaranteed witch-free!

2/20/2008 5:56:06 PM
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