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You will rightfully burn in the realm of nothingess forever when you die you silly fool; unless you get out of that shallow paradox you think you're so smart in and start believing in the One and Only God that created you and gave you a choice to acceot It or deny It in the fist place. And if you deny It, you will be destroyed by your own making. All Satan did was feed you many lies and prove you are an obvious sucker that has bought into this shallow thinking. Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns. Suckers like you do deserve death. But you can also save yourself by believing in Who Jesus said He was. I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain.

Anonymous, Dwindling In Unbelief 43 Comments [12/30/2007 3:31:35 AM]
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Patches

Don't be a sucker! Believe who Jesus said he was because he said so!

12/30/2007 3:43:32 AM

Venis

I fell sorry for your shallow tainted brain.

12/30/2007 3:45:57 AM

Bryan65

The Love Jesus Or Else award.


12/30/2007 3:53:11 AM

Zarathustra


12/30/2007 4:01:26 AM

ninjacat

How can you burn in nothingness? That doesn't even make sense!

12/30/2007 4:03:58 AM

Osiris

The nothing. It BURNNNNNNNNNNSS!

12/30/2007 4:05:38 AM

peabody

How can someone exist in a realm of nothingness? And more importantly, where do you get the tinder to start the fire?

12/30/2007 4:05:56 AM

approximate

I refuse to accept it in the fist place. Especially if it involves a fist.

12/30/2007 4:09:59 AM

cool cats

Believe in me or else! Love me or else! Serve me or else!

Yeah, some choice.

And then fundies wonder why some atheists compare their god to an abusive spouse.

12/30/2007 4:24:41 AM

Philbert McAdamia

The "fist place" ? I'm going waaay out on a limb here to guess that's somebody's ass

Huh. Fundies and their secret web sites and Uncle Sigmond.

12/30/2007 4:30:48 AM

Illuminatalie

Behind all this word salad bravado is a weak and confused brain, gurgling in fear.

"Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns."
Particularly stupid. A lie isn't gonna pick up a gun and shoot me with it. And I thought God killed everybody, eventually?

12/30/2007 4:38:28 AM

Burning Stake

Blah blah blah.

Prove it (without using your ancient Bronze-Age myths) or move on.

12/30/2007 8:16:42 AM

werewolf

Someone just discovered the word "shallow."

And intends to use it more often in conversation.

12/30/2007 8:54:26 AM



So, God has no other solution, almighty as he is, but to condenm everybody for what Satan and his lies did(or rather, for making the world so difficult as to make it almost impossible to prove its existence through the book he supposedly wrote?)?, WTF?

12/30/2007 10:01:08 AM

solomongrundy

'Burning in the realm of nothingness' sounds like a 'shallow paradox' to me.

12/30/2007 10:57:41 AM

anevilmeme

Love Jeezus or else!

12/30/2007 11:58:34 AM

Nutz

Ya know what I think would be hilarious? I'd love it if Jesus and God and all that shit actually did exist, but they purposely planted retarded convoluted evidence of their existence to see who'd bite. Then, when you die the gullible fucks go to Hell and the ones that used their brains go to heaven XD. Well, being that a God would have to be intelligent it seems more likely than the story they go by. It'd be funny anyway :D

12/30/2007 1:39:24 PM

Illuminatalie

Werewolf - well remember the first time you learned something. You had to tell everyone about it too? With some people that happens not when they're 6, but when they're, like, 20. Better late than never.

12/30/2007 3:09:44 PM

Frank

Belief is not a choice.
The way I see it, with my brain and fondness for believing only what seems likely, God fucked up by making it seem so improbable that he exists.

12/30/2007 3:11:59 PM

Count Spatula

THE NOTHING IT BURNS!

wait, what?

12/30/2007 3:24:06 PM

Tactical Grace

Didn't Jesus say that calling other people fools is a sin, mat 5:22?

you are foolish to think we didn't know that!

12/30/2007 4:54:13 PM

Barry

Jesus wants you to blow me. He told me so.

12/30/2007 5:06:40 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Another hate filled twat.

If I said to my wife "Obey me or die" then (rightfully) she would leave me and I would be arrested if I tried to carry out the insane demands.

Why is God getting away with being such an evil monster.

12/30/2007 5:51:35 PM

cyborgtroy

Sorry, God designed me to believe in evolution and atheism instead of Him.

12/30/2007 6:11:58 PM

Father Heathen

Yes, all the great scientific minds of history all had shallow, tainted brains. If only Stephen Hawking could drink from the depth that is you.

12/30/2007 6:52:12 PM
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