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#372357
Patches
Don't be a sucker! Believe who Jesus said he was because he said so!
12/30/2007 3:43:32 AM
#372361
Venis
I fell sorry for your shallow tainted brain.
12/30/2007 3:45:57 AM
#372369
Bryan65
The Love Jesus Or Else award.
12/30/2007 3:53:11 AM
#372378
Zarathustra
12/30/2007 4:01:26 AM
#372381
ninjacat
How can you burn in nothingness? That doesn't even make sense!
12/30/2007 4:03:58 AM
#372384
Osiris
The nothing. It BURNNNNNNNNNNSS!
12/30/2007 4:05:38 AM
#372386
peabody
How can someone exist in a realm of nothingness? And more importantly, where do you get the tinder to start the fire?
12/30/2007 4:05:56 AM
#372390
approximate
I refuse to accept it in the fist place. Especially if it involves a fist.
12/30/2007 4:09:59 AM
#372410
cool cats
Believe in me or else! Love me or else! Serve me or else!
Yeah, some choice.
And then fundies wonder why some atheists compare their god to an abusive spouse.
12/30/2007 4:24:41 AM
#372415
Philbert McAdamia
The "fist place" ? I'm going waaay out on a limb here to guess that's somebody's ass
Huh. Fundies and their secret web sites and Uncle Sigmond.
12/30/2007 4:30:48 AM
#372418
Illuminatalie
Behind all this word salad bravado is a weak and confused brain, gurgling in fear.
"Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns."
Particularly stupid. A lie isn't gonna pick up a gun and shoot me with it. And I thought God killed everybody, eventually?
12/30/2007 4:38:28 AM
#372527
Burning Stake
Blah blah blah.
Prove it (without using your ancient Bronze-Age myths) or move on.
12/30/2007 8:16:42 AM
#372535
werewolf
Someone just discovered the word "shallow."
And intends to use it more often in conversation.
12/30/2007 8:54:26 AM
#372577
So, God has no other solution, almighty as he is, but to condenm everybody for what Satan and his lies did(or rather, for making the world so difficult as to make it almost impossible to prove its existence through the book he supposedly wrote?)?, WTF?
12/30/2007 10:01:08 AM
#372595
solomongrundy
'Burning in the realm of nothingness' sounds like a 'shallow paradox' to me.
12/30/2007 10:57:41 AM
#372611
anevilmeme
Love Jeezus or else!
12/30/2007 11:58:34 AM
#372647
Nutz
Ya know what I think would be hilarious? I'd love it if Jesus and God and all that shit actually did exist, but they purposely planted retarded convoluted evidence of their existence to see who'd bite. Then, when you die the gullible fucks go to Hell and the ones that used their brains go to heaven XD. Well, being that a God would have to be intelligent it seems more likely than the story they go by. It'd be funny anyway :D
12/30/2007 1:39:24 PM
#372670
Illuminatalie
Werewolf - well remember the first time you learned something. You had to tell everyone about it too? With some people that happens not when they're 6, but when they're, like, 20. Better late than never.
12/30/2007 3:09:44 PM
#372673
Frank
Belief is not a choice.
The way I see it, with my brain and fondness for believing only what seems likely, God fucked up by making it seem so improbable that he exists.
12/30/2007 3:11:59 PM
#372682
Count Spatula
THE NOTHING IT BURNS!
wait, what?
12/30/2007 3:24:06 PM
#372734
Tactical Grace
Didn't Jesus say that calling other people fools is a sin, mat 5:22?
you are foolish to think we didn't know that!
12/30/2007 4:54:13 PM
#372739
Barry
Jesus wants you to blow me. He told me so.
12/30/2007 5:06:40 PM
#372760
Whydontyou.org.uk
Another hate filled twat.
If I said to my wife "Obey me or die" then (rightfully) she would leave me and I would be arrested if I tried to carry out the insane demands.
Why is God getting away with being such an evil monster.
12/30/2007 5:51:35 PM
#372770
cyborgtroy
Sorry, God designed me to believe in evolution and atheism instead of Him.
12/30/2007 6:11:58 PM
#372802
Father Heathen
Yes, all the great scientific minds of history all had shallow, tainted brains. If only Stephen Hawking could drink from the depth that is you.
12/30/2007 6:52:12 PM
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