Don't be a sucker! Believe who Jesus said he was because he said so!
12/30/2007 3:43:32 AM
I fell sorry for your shallow tainted brain.
12/30/2007 3:45:57 AM
The Love Jesus Or Else award.
12/30/2007 3:53:11 AM
12/30/2007 4:01:26 AM
How can you burn in nothingness? That doesn't even make sense!
12/30/2007 4:03:58 AM
The nothing. It BURNNNNNNNNNNSS!
12/30/2007 4:05:38 AM
How can someone exist in a realm of nothingness? And more importantly, where do you get the tinder to start the fire?
12/30/2007 4:05:56 AM
I refuse to accept it in the fist place. Especially if it involves a fist.
12/30/2007 4:09:59 AM
Believe in me or else! Love me or else! Serve me or else!
Yeah, some choice.
And then fundies wonder why some atheists compare their god to an abusive spouse.
12/30/2007 4:24:41 AM
The "fist place" ? I'm going waaay out on a limb here to guess that's somebody's ass
Huh. Fundies and their secret web sites and Uncle Sigmond.
12/30/2007 4:30:48 AM
Behind all this word salad bravado is a weak and confused brain, gurgling in fear.
"Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns."
Particularly stupid. A lie isn't gonna pick up a gun and shoot me with it. And I thought God killed everybody, eventually?
12/30/2007 4:38:28 AM
Blah blah blah.
Prove it (without using your ancient Bronze-Age myths) or move on.
12/30/2007 8:16:42 AM
Someone just discovered the word "shallow."
And intends to use it more often in conversation.
12/30/2007 8:54:26 AM
So, God has no other solution, almighty as he is, but to condenm everybody for what Satan and his lies did(or rather, for making the world so difficult as to make it almost impossible to prove its existence through the book he supposedly wrote?)?, WTF?
12/30/2007 10:01:08 AM
'Burning in the realm of nothingness' sounds like a 'shallow paradox' to me.
12/30/2007 10:57:41 AM
Love Jeezus or else!
12/30/2007 11:58:34 AM
Ya know what I think would be hilarious? I'd love it if Jesus and God and all that shit actually did exist, but they purposely planted retarded convoluted evidence of their existence to see who'd bite. Then, when you die the gullible fucks go to Hell and the ones that used their brains go to heaven XD. Well, being that a God would have to be intelligent it seems more likely than the story they go by. It'd be funny anyway :D
12/30/2007 1:39:24 PM
Werewolf - well remember the first time you learned something. You had to tell everyone about it too? With some people that happens not when they're 6, but when they're, like, 20. Better late than never.
12/30/2007 3:09:44 PM
Belief is not a choice.
The way I see it, with my brain and fondness for believing only what seems likely, God fucked up by making it seem so improbable that he exists.
12/30/2007 3:11:59 PM
THE NOTHING IT BURNS!
12/30/2007 3:24:06 PM
Didn't Jesus say that calling other people fools is a sin, mat 5:22?
you are foolish to think we didn't know that!
12/30/2007 4:54:13 PM
Jesus wants you to blow me. He told me so.
12/30/2007 5:06:40 PM
Another hate filled twat.
If I said to my wife "Obey me or die" then (rightfully) she would leave me and I would be arrested if I tried to carry out the insane demands.
Why is God getting away with being such an evil monster.
12/30/2007 5:51:35 PM
Sorry, God designed me to believe in evolution and atheism instead of Him.
12/30/2007 6:11:58 PM
Yes, all the great scientific minds of history all had shallow, tainted brains. If only Stephen Hawking could drink from the depth that is you.
12/30/2007 6:52:12 PM