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You will rightfully burn in the realm of nothingess forever when you die you silly fool; unless you get out of that shallow paradox you think you're so smart in and start believing in the One and Only God that created you and gave you a choice to acceot It or deny It in the fist place. And if you deny It, you will be destroyed by your own making. All Satan did was feed you many lies and prove you are an obvious sucker that has bought into this shallow thinking. Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns. Suckers like you do deserve death. But you can also save yourself by believing in Who Jesus said He was. I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain.

Anonymous, Dwindling In Unbelief 43 Comments [12/30/2007 3:31:35 AM]
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anti-nonsense

I feel sorry for YOUR weak, ignorant, brainwashed mind.

12/30/2007 6:54:21 PM

madcorbin

haha, "taint".

12/30/2007 6:57:47 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I figured out that g0d and Satan are the same character.

Great Flaming Balls of Nothing!!!1!

12/30/2007 7:52:49 PM

Old Viking

The Realm of Nothingness. Good name for a rock group?

12/30/2007 8:33:49 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

If satan's such a fantastic liar, how come you're so good at knowing what's a lie from him and what's truth from your god?

It's the same irrational mindset of all conspiracy theorists; ufo, new world order, theistic, whatever - the chosen hate/fear figure is always portrayed as terrifyingly potent and inhumanly good at deceiving practically all of humanity, and yet the conspiracy theorist himself is miraculously far cleverer than them and able to see all the lies that confound everyone else, and also miraculously doesn't get bumped off by that figure despite posing a threat by exposing their lies.

It's a mental disorder that feeds off feelings of unimportance and impotence, and counters this by creating a delusion of superiority, a fantasy world of denial that is accepted because it's preferable to reality.

12/30/2007 8:34:50 PM

John

God could prove His existence to the world in a minute, yet He never does so in a clear, unequivocal way (e.g., by appearing in the sky or magically restoring the Twin Towers). Why would He hide, and then punish people for not believing He exists?

12/30/2007 8:45:08 PM



Um, if it's a realm of nothingness, what are they burning?

12/30/2007 11:42:31 PM

Chi

@Caustic Gnostic I figure they used to be married. Satan got the porshe and the smart child. God got the rusted pick up truck and the kid who draws on the wall with his feces.

12/31/2007 8:00:02 AM

NonProphet

Brain_In_A_Jar just won the thread.

Good analysis, mate.

Also, someone should point out to this cretin the parts of the bible that directly refer to God killing entire civilizations.

12/31/2007 7:44:41 PM

Alethe

Anonymous, here's a thought-experiment: suppose I tell you that you'll be banished to eternal oblivion by the Mighty Hammer of Thor if you don't properly sacrifice to Fredda his wife who dwells in Valhalla.

Would you sacrifice anything? Be it only a banana? Would you then worry about eternal oblivion?

That's how much your threats scare me. Try to use better arguments.

Note: Being mostly unschooled in Norse mythology, I apologize to any Viking on this board if I misconstrued his beliefs. If so, may Thor struck me dead ;)

1/1/2008 7:06:17 PM

Random Blagh

"You will rightfully burn in the realm of nothingess forever when you die you silly fool; unless you get out of that shallow paradox you think you're so smart in and start believing in the One and Only God that created you and gave you a choice to acceot It or deny It in the fist place."

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the Bible says not to call another person a fool. =o Also, as this quote so INTELLIGENTLY pointed out, God gave us a CHOICE; He did not, however, say that we could abuse others for choosing a different path.


"Suckers like you do deserve death. But you can also save yourself by believing in Who Jesus said He was. I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain. "

My friend, who the heck died and made you God? If I remember my Bible correctly, God is the sole authority for condemning people to death. Also, insulting others doesn't exactly strengthen your case; in fact, it makes you look weak, ignorant, and yes, just plaing stupid.

1/19/2008 5:00:41 PM

Alfred

The North Korea "Freedom" Award:

"You have the freedom to obey the leader, or else."


Also, why do you fundies like to Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence?

1/31/2008 8:32:00 PM

apYrs

"I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain."

He lies; you can taste the excitement at the idea of people burning forever

1/31/2008 9:39:08 PM

GigaGuess

Uh-huh. And your God is willing to let his children get thrown in the furnace...hell, he pulls the switch himself...rather than saying "enough is enough" and popping in for a quick interview?

1/31/2008 11:19:27 PM

Zane

Do these people realize that a 2000+ year old book is not evidence? For one thing no one even knows who wrote it.

1/31/2008 11:30:40 PM

tracer

So tell me, Anonymous -- if that IS your real name -- just why does God ALLOW Satan to spread those lies in the first place?

Unless God really WANTS his Creation to be tricked into an eternity in Hell....

2/1/2008 2:46:47 AM

Tay

Oh, I've been such a silly fool! I guess I have to go burn in nothingness.

2/29/2008 5:53:19 AM

Crimson Lizard

If you're going to be a condescending douchebag, Anonymous, you could at least learn to spell...

3/9/2010 10:30:35 AM
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