You will rightfully burn in the realm of nothingess forever when you die you silly fool; unless you get out of that shallow paradox you think you're so smart in and start believing in the One and Only God that created you and gave you a choice to acceot It or deny It in the fist place. And if you deny It, you will be destroyed by your own making. All Satan did was feed you many lies and prove you are an obvious sucker that has bought into this shallow thinking. Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns. Suckers like you do deserve death. But you can also save yourself by believing in Who Jesus said He was. I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain.
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Behind all this word salad bravado is a weak and confused brain, gurgling in fear.
"Lies and people kill people, not God, not guns."
Particularly stupid. A lie isn't gonna pick up a gun and shoot me with it. And I thought God killed everybody, eventually?
So, God has no other solution, almighty as he is, but to condenm everybody for what Satan and his lies did(or rather, for making the world so difficult as to make it almost impossible to prove its existence through the book he supposedly wrote?)?, WTF?
Ya know what I think would be hilarious? I'd love it if Jesus and God and all that shit actually did exist, but they purposely planted retarded convoluted evidence of their existence to see who'd bite. Then, when you die the gullible fucks go to Hell and the ones that used their brains go to heaven XD. Well, being that a God would have to be intelligent it seems more likely than the story they go by. It'd be funny anyway :D
Werewolf - well remember the first time you learned something. You had to tell everyone about it too? With some people that happens not when they're 6, but when they're, like, 20. Better late than never.
THE NOTHING IT BURNS!
wait, what?
Didn't Jesus say that calling other people fools is a sin, mat 5:22?
you are foolish to think we didn't know that!
Another hate filled twat.
If I said to my wife "Obey me or die" then (rightfully) she would leave me and I would be arrested if I tried to carry out the insane demands.
Why is God getting away with being such an evil monster.
If satan's such a fantastic liar, how come you're so good at knowing what's a lie from him and what's truth from your god?
It's the same irrational mindset of all conspiracy theorists; ufo, new world order, theistic, whatever - the chosen hate/fear figure is always portrayed as terrifyingly potent and inhumanly good at deceiving practically all of humanity, and yet the conspiracy theorist himself is miraculously far cleverer than them and able to see all the lies that confound everyone else, and also miraculously doesn't get bumped off by that figure despite posing a threat by exposing their lies.
It's a mental disorder that feeds off feelings of unimportance and impotence, and counters this by creating a delusion of superiority, a fantasy world of denial that is accepted because it's preferable to reality.
God could prove His existence to the world in a minute, yet He never does so in a clear, unequivocal way (e.g., by appearing in the sky or magically restoring the Twin Towers). Why would He hide, and then punish people for not believing He exists?
Brain_In_A_Jar just won the thread.
Good analysis, mate.
Also, someone should point out to this cretin the parts of the bible that directly refer to God killing entire civilizations.
Anonymous, here's a thought-experiment: suppose I tell you that you'll be banished to eternal oblivion by the Mighty Hammer of Thor if you don't properly sacrifice to Fredda his wife who dwells in Valhalla.
Would you sacrifice anything? Be it only a banana? Would you then worry about eternal oblivion?
That's how much your threats scare me. Try to use better arguments.
Note: Being mostly unschooled in Norse mythology, I apologize to any Viking on this board if I misconstrued his beliefs. If so, may Thor struck me dead ;)
"You will rightfully burn in the realm of nothingess forever when you die you silly fool; unless you get out of that shallow paradox you think you're so smart in and start believing in the One and Only God that created you and gave you a choice to acceot It or deny It in the fist place."
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the Bible says not to call another person a fool. =o Also, as this quote so INTELLIGENTLY pointed out, God gave us a CHOICE; He did not, however, say that we could abuse others for choosing a different path.
"Suckers like you do deserve death. But you can also save yourself by believing in Who Jesus said He was. I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain. "
My friend, who the heck died and made you God? If I remember my Bible correctly, God is the sole authority for condemning people to death. Also, insulting others doesn't exactly strengthen your case; in fact, it makes you look weak, ignorant, and yes, just plaing stupid.
The North Korea "Freedom" Award:
"You have the freedom to obey the leader, or else."
Also, why do you fundies like to Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence?
"I feel sorry for your shallow, tainted brain."
He lies; you can taste the excitement at the idea of people burning forever
So tell me, Anonymous -- if that IS your real name -- just why does God ALLOW Satan to spread those lies in the first place?
Unless God really WANTS his Creation to be tricked into an eternity in Hell....
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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