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[refering the the mall gunman]

Yes he had demonic spirits controlling him...If you notice the demons almost always have them murder others and then command them to then kill themselves..( suicide spirits). thats their pattern for murder and destruction...so sad...
gotta keep the whole armor of GOD always on

CHRISTinCheryl, RaptureReady 37 Comments [12/30/2007 3:29:27 AM]
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Osiris

And your proof is?

12/30/2007 4:04:56 AM

Bryan65

And how many of the victims had their 'armour of God' on?

Probably quite a few. Didn't help much, did it?

12/30/2007 4:08:13 AM

approximate

Cheryl, you're a fucking idiot.

12/30/2007 4:11:36 AM

Illuminatalie

Yeah, I noticed that about the demons. I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

12/30/2007 4:39:28 AM

Jacob

I think it's more to do with their desire not to suffer the consequences of their actions by surviving.

12/30/2007 5:11:42 AM

Anon

Does someone have an armor of god costume pic? It serves as pajamas and was on RR a while back. It would be abnormally fitting.

On a serious note what you can't understand or fear blame on the deemons.

12/30/2007 6:11:38 AM

Mike

Yes he had demonic spirits controlling him...

The fuck?

If you notice the demons almost always have them murder others and then command them to then kill themselves..( suicide spirits).

And you proof is?

thats their pattern for murder and destruction...so sad...
gotta keep the whole armor of GOD always on

Always protecting the fundie from rational thought!

12/30/2007 6:57:39 AM

Manfred

YEAH, BE A GOD WARRIOR AND FIGHT THE DORK SIDE!

12/30/2007 7:45:42 AM

Panzerschreck!

ChristINCheryl?

12/30/2007 7:50:52 AM

solomongrundy

@Anon:

Does someone have an armor of god costume pic? It serves as pajamas and was on RR a while back.

Behold the Armor of God PJs!


12/30/2007 8:21:42 AM

werewolf

With the whole armor of God always on, you'll just murder. The half armor of God isn't any good because you'll just annoy people and then insult yourself.

It's all those pesky demons, you see.

12/30/2007 8:58:52 AM



Just for the record, is there anything in our lives that it's not controlled by demons?, because, you know, I don't know what the hell is FREE WILL.

12/30/2007 9:58:54 AM

anevilmeme

"...gotta keep the whole armor of GOD always on."

Deflector Shields for Jeezus.

12/30/2007 12:00:46 PM

Illuminatalie

#400628 : that sounds like demon-talk to me!

12/30/2007 3:10:24 PM

Tomby Stone

I'm guessing this armour of God is made mostly from tinfoil and sticky tape.

12/30/2007 3:17:36 PM

Count Spatula

Because the armor of god will protect you from bullets...

12/30/2007 3:22:34 PM

John

So there wasn't a true believer with the armor of God on among the whole 3,000 or so people killed on 9/11?

12/30/2007 4:06:09 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Cheryl, who longs to have christ in her, thinks her tinfoil hat qualifies as armor.

12/30/2007 4:51:54 PM

Barry

Get the hell back to flipping burgers, dumbass.

12/30/2007 5:08:27 PM

cyborgtroy

Demonic spirits? Maybe drugs, maybe a defective mind. Occam disagrees.

12/30/2007 6:13:34 PM

Old Viking

When I was a good deal younger the Demon of Cold Beer attacked me relentlessly.

12/30/2007 8:37:14 PM

Kristy

"CHRISTinCheryl"

Does anyone else think this name just sounds dirty?

12/31/2007 2:05:04 AM

Chi

Just don't forget the cod piece so you don't do any of that unholy diddling

12/31/2007 7:57:07 AM

Adrian

Meh, the armor of gawd will be no help against Pedobear.


12/31/2007 5:58:40 PM

Blayze Kohime

My demons love me and would never make me kill myself!

>.>

<.<

12/31/2007 6:49:44 PM
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