[reacting to a news story on the evolution of cetaceans from land animals]
This is too funny. Just how much longer are we seriously to tolerate these "scientific" buffoons before we all start laughing hilariously? At some point all this become ludicrous, no? Consider the stupidity at which we have arrived. We can't accept that God created the deer and he created the whale. No, the deer appeared and then turned into a whale while staying a deer (yes I know I'm simplifying).
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We've stopped tolerating you and started laughing hysterically years ago. Case in point: This website.
You're not simplifying, you're just simple.
All this bullshit about the Goldbach conjecture is so stupid. Look 1+1=2 and d/dx(e^x) = e^x, so obviously there's the proof right there. And "dark matter"? Jeez, what a load of evilutionist crap. Everyone knows F = ma and so E = mc^2, so that proves that dark matter doesn't exist.
(Oh, yes, I know I'm simplifying.)
This is too funny. Just how much longer are we seriously going to tolerate these creationist buffoons before we all start laughing hilariously? At some point all this becomes ludicrous, no? Consider the stupidity at which we have arrived. They can't accept the evidence that deer and whales share a common ancestor.
There, fixed!
This is too funny. Just how much longer are we seriously to tolerate these "scientific" fundies before we all start laughing hilariously? At some point all this become ludicrous, no? Consider the stupidity at which we have arrived. We can't accept that the whale and deer evolved from a common ancestor. No, God created the deer and he created the whale and nothing has changed since. (yes I know I'm simplifying).
FIXED.
Mary K, don't hold your breath.
Those scientific buffoons you spoke of are really not very funny (except biologists who do have great senses of humor).
Your lot on the other hand are a riot. Too bad you don't get the joke.
Don't you fundies ever look beyond your horizon - which clearly is at the tip of your noses.
Europeans are reduced to tears of merriment, and sometimes of unbelieving frustration - at your stupidity. The evidence is there, but you refuse to see it. Evolution is how it is. European Christians have no problem accepting it, even the One Holy and Apostolic Roma Catholic Church accepts it. Only bible thumping hick and rednecks, it seems, don't. Or can't. Or won't. What idiots.
Idiots for Jesus Award?
yes I know I'm simplifying
No, he's completely misstating how evolution works. Deer are not ancestors of whales. Deer and whales share a common ancestor which was neither a deer nor a whale.
Yes, it's so stupid, God must have created animals that lived in water, some of which breathe water, some of which breathe air. Musta.
Not only are you simplifying, you are misrepresenting to the point of changing the meaning of the article - in my book, lying.
Now Mary, what's the 9th commandment again?
Simple things for simple minds, I suppose.
@ Osiris. Damn, I think I've had nightmares about things like that
What we have here is another example of what happens to people in a small gene pool.
This guys is not only willfully ignorant, I strongly suspect he doesn't have the mental equipment necessary to understand something that was explained to him in detailed layman's terms.
My guess is that he either pumps gas for a living, or is a circus geek.
"...yes I know I'm simplifying..."
I have two quotes for you, from Albert Einstein:
"Everything should be as simple as possible, but not simpler."
The father of modern physics says you FAIL.
By "simplifying," Mary K. obviously means "distorting, skewing and lying."
Also, Osiris:
And when the 'scientific buffoons' suggest you need any modern medical 'science' such as that found in an emergency room, doctor's office, or modern hospital, please don't tolerate that, either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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