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Dinosaurs are even mentioned in the Bible,but nothing of extra-terrestial life forms.The way I see it, the Bible contains all truth, and if they are not mentioned in God's word, they are not what I would call truth.

msickbikes, ABC Bodybuilding Forum 15 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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JM

Fundamentalism in a nutshell?

6/17/2007 1:23:52 AM

Dallen

Shame about that computer you're using then, huh?

6/17/2007 2:55:05 AM

Freboy

Even if the that's true, the Babble sort of leaves out some crucial details, such as DNA and amino acids.

Can't settle for that source, sorry.

6/17/2007 4:13:52 AM

Bert

I think the steroids have gone to your head.

6/17/2007 1:51:20 PM

TB Tabby

Cats aren't mentioned in the Bible. By your logic the two cats I'm looking at right now are illusiory.

6/17/2007 1:55:18 PM

Madame Scarlet

The Bible doesn't mention computers. COMPUTERS ARE LIES!

6/17/2007 2:09:54 PM

agentCDE

The bible doesn't mention oxygen atoms! Oh, crap, I'm suffocating!

6/17/2007 2:23:40 PM

Esjeur

Based on the size of the universe, and even seeing how tiny we are in the Milky Way, the chances of life existing outside of earth is pretty good. Why they don't visit (apart from possibly lacking that technology as we do, or being so advanced our primitive tech can't work with thiers, or not even knowing of earth etc.)? You people are a good reason.

6/17/2007 2:35:22 PM

Nowonmai

It's amazing how now that the Fundies have rewritten their current translations and meanings of their bible, that suddenly 'behemoth' = dinosaurs, when they steadfastly claimed then <b>never existed</b> before.

6/17/2007 7:33:39 PM

Captain Janeway

I can see you are exercising every muscle but the most important one.

6/17/2007 8:48:27 PM

Safaraz

but nothing of extra-terrestial life forms

Have you read the start of Ezekiel? if that isn't trying to describe aliens then I don't know what is?

(I should say here that I don't believe aliens have visited this planet, the physics of it are impossible, although I agree with Esjeur about the probability of life on other planets.)

6/19/2007 10:23:26 AM

Puck

Ah, I see you're a card-carrying member of the Late Bronze Age(tm). There's a corner for you to sit in and STFU. Here's your pointy hat.

6/19/2007 10:56:07 AM

Mr_Vorhias

Okay, if you wanna split hairs like that...

Moss wasn't mentioned in the Bible, but it was damn well there!

Fungus wasn't mentioned in the Bible, but they had it!

6/19/2007 1:01:14 PM

Shadoboy

So I guess Videogames are a lie since they aren't mentioned in the Bible.

8/4/2008 1:05:38 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Stop using transistors immediately!

7/1/2011 6:48:44 AM
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