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#372761
Michael
Satan: The ultimate WMD!
12/30/2007 5:52:42 PM
#372762
Michael
Satan: The ultimate WMD!
12/30/2007 5:52:50 PM
#372765
cyborgtroy
No, I could imagine a person who thinks that God, being all-seeing, but not all-knowing, designed natural selection to create his creatures for him. Though to me, natural selection seems as natural as gravity.
Happy Earth's Orbit Day!
12/30/2007 6:01:05 PM
#372766
cyborgtroy
No, I could imagine a person who thinks that God, being all-seeing, but not all-knowing, designed natural selection to create his creatures for him. Though to me, natural selection seems as natural as gravity.
Happy Earth's Orbit Day!
12/30/2007 6:01:10 PM
#372773
Mister Spak
"I believe in Jesus simply because he wants me to."
Would you believe in the Flying Spahgetti Monster if he wanted you too?
12/30/2007 6:15:09 PM
#372790
Ponder
There was a big grin on my face as I read the first paragraph. I actually began to be hopeful as I read "The young earth theory is probably wrong" Then I remembered what site we were on, but still, this one isn't as bad as a lot of the others.
"...many atheistic evolutionists consider themselves the only true evolutionists."
Possibly. But then, there's also probably a good deal of people who consider themselves the queen of mars. It doesn't mean they are. However, in my personal experience, most of the Only True Scotsman-esque problems fall on religion, not scientific theory.
12/30/2007 6:39:56 PM
#372800
AndreLinoge
Again with the "free will". They talk as if its a given, as if its an unquestioned part of Christian doctrine, when in fact there has been heated debate withing Xianity for centuries over this issue.
12/30/2007 6:51:03 PM
#372835
Old Viking
Decent guy. A bit confused.
12/30/2007 8:03:14 PM
#372857
Phil
"I can only speculate, but probably many atheistic evolutionists consider themselves the only true evolutionists."
I don't know anyone who considers themselves an "evolutionist." Just like no one considers themselves a gravitarian.
12/30/2007 8:48:01 PM
#372882
Yes Jesus is pro-choice. He doesn't want to force anyone to believe in him. He is all about freedom.
Of course if you make the wrong choice he will set you on fire for eternity.
12/30/2007 10:09:59 PM
#372884
Man Called True
Polite, but believes you're going to Hell. Conundrum...
12/30/2007 10:18:23 PM
#372889
Osiris
The young Earth theory is probably wrong.
That's one thing we agree on.
Concerning evolution, it is noteworthy that not all evolutionists are atheists. I can only speculate, but probably many atheistic evolutionists consider themselves the only true evolutionists.
You're partially right. Most people who believe in evolution also believe in a supreme being. And not all atheists believe in evolution, there are some fringe lunatic who think aliens brought life to Earth.
12/30/2007 10:25:42 PM
#372895
Euclid
Does Tom remind anyone else of that "prophet" in Life Of Brian who mumbles about how friends will lose their friends' hammers?
12/30/2007 10:31:45 PM
#373111
KnightWhoSaysNi
I can't help but notice that Jesus happened to watch Satan fall to Earth BEFORE (according to your bible) the first man and woman. I guess that makes Jesus a time traveler too.
response:
h3s g0d y0u n00b. h3 c@n d0 wh@t3vz h3 w@n7s LOLOLOL
12/31/2007 4:58:40 AM
#373112
KnightWhoSaysNi
I can't help but notice that Jesus happened to watch Satan fall to Earth BEFORE (according to your bible) the first man and woman. I guess that makes Jesus a time traveler too.
response:
h3s g0d y0u n00b. h3 c@n d0 wh@t3vz h3 w@n7s LOLOLOL
12/31/2007 4:59:28 AM
#373113
Lithp
Oh come on, he wasn't THAT bad! He was rather tolerant most of the time, overall logical, very polite, & only digressed into 1 or 2 Fundie moments.
Not the best record, but still, not very Fundie.
12/31/2007 5:02:16 AM
#373141
approximate
That makes Satan one fat bastard.
12/31/2007 6:40:36 AM
#373203
Øyvind
Right, a dinosaur got Satan in his head. And the rest of them?
12/31/2007 8:42:02 AM
#373204
Øyvind
OMG, FSTDT material in comments:
I have a leg bone and a cow has a leg bone. Oh my goshhhhhh, I evolved from a cow. Actually, I have a coccyx, not a tail bone (slang).
Geez.
12/31/2007 8:43:57 AM
#373233
Mog
I thought all the dino-SAURS died in Duh Flood?
12/31/2007 12:55:54 PM
#373245
Numinous
Here's the problem.
Since, according to the bible, Jay-sus, lived about 2,000 years ago, and virtually anyone with an IQ. larger than their shoe size would realized that dinosaurs (not counting birds) died out millions of years ago...
I'd have to say that while this guys almost in the land of reason... but got lost someone along the way.
This guy needs to read books other than the bible.
12/31/2007 3:02:19 PM
#373246
Doctor Fishcake
(never mind, misread it.)
12/31/2007 3:04:35 PM
#373259
Philbert McAdamia
So there was the cataclysmic event that killed off the dinos, and it happened during the time jeebus was here - he even saw the flash - yet nobody put it in the book? No mention of dinos anywhere? The brave folks back then must not have been too concerned about them
12/31/2007 4:20:17 PM
#373306
Blayze Kohime
Because we all know that one human sized object is enough to cause a catastrophe if it impacts the earth.
12/31/2007 6:42:10 PM
#373362
tracer
KnightWhoSaysNi wrote:
"I can't help but notice that Jesus happened to watch Satan fall to Earth BEFORE (according to your bible) the first man and woman. I guess that makes Jesus a time traveler too."
No no no no. You know how there are those New Testament passages where Jesus basically says he's always existed? You know, "And now, Father, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you
before the world began" from John 17:5, and stuff?
I think Tom H. is claiming that this pre-existing "Pre-Jesus Jesus" watched Satan fall from the sky 65 MYa.
12/31/2007 8:04:50 PM
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