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Many scientists believe the dinosaurs disappeared quickly, as in a cataclysmic event. In Luke 10:18, Jesus said he watched Satan fall from heaven like a flash of lightning. This may have been the catastrophe that killed the dinosaurs.

Tom Halvorsen, The Joplin Globe 58 Comments [12/30/2007 6:48:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Sinister
WTF?! || meh

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wow, that's some serious nonsense you pulled out of your ass there.

12/31/2007 8:40:28 PM


Maybe as a baby he fell to the floor "Like a flash of lightning". That was the catastrophe that killed his brain.

1/16/2008 5:33:52 AM


I believe he was there and got hit in the head hahahahaaa

1/19/2008 5:39:42 PM


Ahem, so you're claiming that dinosaurs existed while Jeebus was alive. Riiight. Just stay there and wait for the nice guys with white jackets to come and help you

1/27/2008 5:29:58 PM


No, that was just Jesus having a bad acid trip.

4/25/2008 11:43:14 AM


Then again, maybe not.

4/25/2008 12:16:37 PM


Lol..Satan falling to earth like some sort of meteorite.You guys crack me up.

2/15/2012 5:27:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic


You misspelled 'no,' liar.

8/22/2012 7:00:05 AM
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