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Many scientists believe the dinosaurs disappeared quickly, as in a cataclysmic event. In Luke 10:18, Jesus said he watched Satan fall from heaven like a flash of lightning. This may have been the catastrophe that killed the dinosaurs.

Tom Halvorsen, The Joplin Globe 58 Comments [12/30/2007 6:48:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Sinister
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#373371
anti-nonsense

wow, that's some serious nonsense you pulled out of your ass there.

12/31/2007 8:40:28 PM

#381787
Grym

Maybe as a baby he fell to the floor "Like a flash of lightning". That was the catastrophe that killed his brain.

1/16/2008 5:33:52 AM

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KARA

I believe he was there and got hit in the head hahahahaaa

1/19/2008 5:39:42 PM

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Nirjuana

Ahem, so you're claiming that dinosaurs existed while Jeebus was alive. Riiight. Just stay there and wait for the nice guys with white jackets to come and help you

1/27/2008 5:29:58 PM

#476940
Sussi

No, that was just Jesus having a bad acid trip.

4/25/2008 11:43:14 AM

#476945
Heather

Then again, maybe not.

4/25/2008 12:16:37 PM

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Karana

Lol..Satan falling to earth like some sort of meteorite.You guys crack me up.

2/15/2012 5:27:14 PM

#1437963
Quantum Mechanic

"many"

You misspelled 'no,' liar.

8/22/2012 7:00:05 AM
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