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#391375
Detrs
I don't even know what kind of weird point this person is trying to make.
1/26/2008 7:28:04 AM
#391381
anti-nonsense
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
1/26/2008 7:37:43 AM
#391409
Lithp
Here's a fun fact: Metals are NOT organic molecules.
1/26/2008 8:59:55 AM
#480909
POSW
What brand of pocket watch? What if the original watch was a Rolex and the molecules somehow assembled into a Timex? What if the hands on the watch were reversed? What if... hehehe, this is fun.
Furthermore, you can take your strawman and shove it up your ass.
4/28/2008 11:11:23 PM
#480996
Canadiest
that's magic or Godly powers.
Evolutionists don't do stupid research. They know this will never happen. A Being that created and controls the universe? Absolutely ridiculous.
4/29/2008 12:08:06 AM
#1109759
FSMpirate
@anti-nonsense
You gotta get really close to their ear before you try yelling that again. It's okay, I got your back.
2/4/2010 11:27:07 AM
#1109760
GigaGuess
Let me know when wrist watches start reproducing, and then we'll resume this conversation.
2/4/2010 11:31:13 AM
#1109821
Quantum Mechanic
"How long till a pocket watch will appear?"
Same as before.
Long enough for watchmakers to evolve.
Next stupid question.
2/4/2010 2:43:52 PM
#1109832
caustic gnostic
I'll wait until replicators are invented. There's more likelihood of that happening, btw.
2/4/2010 3:38:41 PM
#1109841
David B.
You know, if watches could reproduce with variation (mutation) and were selected on for their timekeeping ability, I'd bet it wouldn't take long at all.
And I'd be right.
2/4/2010 3:59:33 PM
#1109883
JDC1
Biology is not Metalurgy just like
apples are not cars.
I have to go now.
There's an infinite amount of
monkeys outside who want me to
look at a script for Hamlet they've
just typed up.
2/4/2010 5:52:55 PM
#1109886
Philbert McAdamia
"How long till a pocket watch will appear?"
The current thinking is, I believe, around 14.5 billion years, give or take a couple hun. Like Quantum Mechanic said.
2/4/2010 6:01:03 PM
#1109890
Abdul Alhazred
How long till a pocket watch will appear?
As long as you keep the bag with the atoms well closed in the pocket you can use it as "pocket watch". You just need a mass spectrometer to read the time.
2/4/2010 6:07:27 PM
#1352662
As soon as watches start fucking, like living things do.
11/28/2011 3:49:33 AM
#1352668
David F Mayer
My vote for best answer goes to this one:
#1109760
GigaGuess
Let me know when wrist watches start reproducing, and then we'll resume this conversation.
2/4/2010 11:31:13 AM
11/28/2011 4:04:17 AM
#1352735
What do pocket watches have to do with biology?
11/28/2011 6:21:14 AM
#1352747
David B.
Here is a reproducible experiment for all you creationists.
Make two watches, one men's, one women's, and put them in a beautiful tropical garden. Next tell them there is one tree in the garden they are not to eat from, taking extra special care to point it out so there's no confusion.
Q1. How long until one or other watch eats the forbidden fruit and precipitates the fall?
Q2. How long before creationists recognise that you can't just substitute in a watch for any complicated thing and expect the same processes to occur?
11/28/2011 6:50:53 AM
#1352754
whatever
It depends how you shake it.
11/28/2011 7:18:35 AM
#1352778
Anon-e-moose
And here's an experiment for you, wankerscout:
Find the shard of the Allspark, go to the National Air and Space Museum (the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Centre; part of the Smithsonian Institute), find the Lockheed SR-71 there (it's the big, black plane; you can't miss it) and touch it with said shard.
How long till that SR-71 transforms into the ex-Decepticon Jetfire? [/nerd] [/smartarse]
'Bollocks!'
-Jetfire (Mark Ryan; voice), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
@Lithp
"Here's a fun fact: Metals are NOT organic molecules."
What about the eponymous submarine in the TV series "SeaQuest DSV"? ~_^ [/nerd II] [/smartarse II]
11/28/2011 8:54:34 AM
#1352804
Sasha
About as long as we'll wait for this idiotic argument to disappear.
11/28/2011 9:55:33 AM
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