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To be perfectly honest, the Bible was written by God. It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud; not to mention satyrs, unicorns, behemoths, leviathans, and fowled bats.

AV1611VET, Christiam Forums 79 Comments [12/30/2007 8:31:28 PM]
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gremlinn

Fail. No. Etc.

12/30/2007 8:37:13 PM

Detrs

Show them. Show some evidence of them, and no, the bible doesn't count.

12/30/2007 8:46:49 PM

Esjeur

Where are the fossils? Oh right, Jesus took them with him to heaven.

12/30/2007 8:48:36 PM

BreeStar

You, sir, deserve a medal for showing just how stupid you really are.

12/30/2007 8:48:52 PM

peabody

Fowled bats?!

12/30/2007 9:01:16 PM

Berny

@peabody
The Bible categorizes bats as birds.

AV1611VET is well known in these parts as a rabid KJV Bible fanatic. He's so dense I'm surprised he hasn't been classified as a singularity by now.

12/30/2007 9:03:45 PM

anevilmeme

Poe?

12/30/2007 9:03:53 PM



"Written" by God?. I thought that it was first transmitted orally....................anyway, if those creatures existed, why hasn't any human being, let alone scientist, seen one in their lives?. Why don't snakes speak?. And who was Caine's wife?

12/30/2007 9:14:34 PM

szena

@berny - To be fair, I've been told that the word translated as "bird" in the OT just means "flying creature."

12/30/2007 9:15:21 PM

Capitan Janeway

Plebian, you are not being perfectly honest. You are not being honest at all.

12/30/2007 9:19:22 PM

Damen


12/30/2007 9:22:13 PM

sodapop

lol what a tard

12/30/2007 9:23:28 PM

Tomby Stone

Fowled bat, is that like a turducken type thing ?? Sounds good.

12/30/2007 9:33:40 PM

solomongrundy

@ czena

To be fair, I've been told that the word translated as "bird" in the OT just means "flying creature."

True, but you've arrived at that conclusion using human logic. KJV-only fundies claim the KJV is divinely inspired and as such it has no translation errors. If it disagrees with an earlier Greek, Latin or Aramaic translation it's right, the earlier one is wrong.

12/30/2007 9:41:54 PM

Raven Blackhawk

*headdesk* The stupid... it burns....

12/30/2007 10:25:27 PM

Tempus

Strangely enough, this is actually the LEAST stupid thing he's said in the course of that thread.

He deserves some sort of lifetime achievement "Invincible Ignorance Award."

12/30/2007 10:28:49 PM

John

To be perfectly honest, the Bible was written by God.

Even the Bible doesn't claim it was written by God - the only part even alleged to be written by God is the 10 Commandments and that message to Belshazzar (the original "handwriting on the wall").

If the Bible said the sky is green, AV'd say the scientists only think it's blue. He lives in an Alice in Wonderland universe where, like Humpty Dumpty, words mean only what he says they mean.

12/30/2007 10:32:54 PM

Demented Yenta

Yeah, those wacky scientists. The same ones who don't understand air pressure, physics and chemistry acted differently back when people were Zentraedi, when tomatoes grew 40 feet tall, and trees had wood that was harder than steel.

I don't want any of what he's smoking.

12/30/2007 10:36:27 PM

Euclid

Anyone but AV1611VET and I'll call poe. Which is kinda scary.

[voice = homer]
Mmmmmmm, fowled bat. Ahghghghahghghgh.
[/voice]

12/30/2007 10:42:55 PM

Mike

And your evidence is? Oh right, circular reasoning (Bible).

12/30/2007 11:37:50 PM



Fowled bats? Does that mean they pooped on themselves?

12/30/2007 11:41:29 PM

Old Viking

It was God, then, who wrote all those "begats"? What a noob.

12/31/2007 12:33:18 AM

cui bono

"To be perfectly honest.."
indeed.

12/31/2007 12:41:10 AM

Aethernaut

I vote AV1611 Wingnut of the Millennium!

12/31/2007 12:49:13 AM

apYrs

so stupid ithurts to recognise this person as sentient.

And god really fucked up proof reading and editing his book.

12/31/2007 1:10:12 AM
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