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To be perfectly honest, the Bible was written by God. It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud; not to mention satyrs, unicorns, behemoths, leviathans, and fowled bats.

AV1611VET, Christiam Forums 79 Comments [12/30/2007 8:31:28 PM]
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#373015

Illuminatalie

'It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts'

Fair enough. You put scientists in quotes, to show that it has nothing to do with the word, as non-fundies use it.

12/31/2007 1:20:40 AM

#373023

Lewisfisher

This guy can NOT be serious. :\

Besides, where in the Bible does it mention satyrs?

12/31/2007 1:50:25 AM

#373024

flipper

I wonder if ole AV16 realizes that he just reinforced every single stereotype of fundie ignorance and blind-sheep mentality better than a thousand non-fundies could have ever done by making mock?

12/31/2007 1:51:23 AM

#373027

Nic

What the hell is a "fowled bat"? I've heard of the rest of those things, but not that one.

12/31/2007 1:56:10 AM

#373028

Nic

Oh, sorry, question already answered. That'll teach me to read the comments first.

12/31/2007 1:56:47 AM

#373034

Kristy

What scares me is that AV1611VET can spell, can use punctuation pretty well and didn't resort to all caps (at least in this post). Does he lose fundie points for that?

12/31/2007 2:03:15 AM

#373052

Whydontyou.org.uk

Stupid fail.

12/31/2007 2:29:05 AM

#373055

Sigmund Freud

You are insane.
There is no hope.
Please kill yourself as soon as possible.

12/31/2007 2:31:43 AM

#373057

Eric the Blue

When this came up in Public Admin, I was ready to delete it as a Poe. Then I saw who wrote it and realized he is serious.

People like this scare me. How long can they sit around, fingers in their ears, singing "La la la, I can't hear you" to the rest of the world.

12/31/2007 2:37:09 AM

#373065

Osiris

Does anyone ever get the feeling that AV1611VET is just a really persistent comedian?

12/31/2007 2:53:51 AM

#373069

Philbert McAdamia

"four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud"

Hmmm, does he mean they've EVOLVED?

And Fowled Bats - must be the ones the old time baseball players hit fowled balls with

12/31/2007 2:56:45 AM

#373107

Shalini

The KJV doesn't even mention satyrs!

12/31/2007 4:43:40 AM

#373123

KaylaKaze

What the ... oh, it's AV1611VET. Nevermind.

12/31/2007 5:34:18 AM

#373129

ninjacat

MY BRAIN!

12/31/2007 5:53:30 AM

#373140

approximate

To be perfectly honest, you are probably the stupidest person on Earth with an internet connection. However, if your bible was written by a god, lets see his handwriting.

12/31/2007 6:39:34 AM

#373188

solomongrundy

@ Shaline:

The KJV does indeed have satyrs, they're mentioned a couple of times in Isaiah.

12/31/2007 7:54:59 AM

#373196

Michael

HA! Those stupid scientists!

12/31/2007 8:21:08 AM

#373199

NJ Osprey

List of New Year's Resolutions

1. Turn off Irony Meter when reading AV1611VET.

2. Buy new Irony Meter.

3. Sweep up mess created when old Irony Meter detonated.

12/31/2007 8:38:20 AM

#373210

TheOutsider

@ solomongrundy

Yep, Isaiah 13:21 and Isaiah 34:14 both mention satyrs but only in the KJV1611. All the other translations have it as wild goats, because they are smart enough to know that satyrs have never existed and never will.

12/31/2007 9:09:10 AM

#373213

buddt

Or tigger and Heffalump ,Snuffleupagus big birds and harpys

12/31/2007 9:28:28 AM

#373222

Barry

How the hell do people this stupid function in society?! It's hard to believe people can be this batshit insane and believe this stupid shit in 2007.

12/31/2007 10:51:41 AM

#373239

Mister Spak

If it wasn't AV1611VET I would say this is a Poe.

12/31/2007 2:05:22 PM

#373241

NonProphet

Okay, this should be conclusive evidence that AV1611VET is a parody.

That, or he needs serious therapy.

12/31/2007 2:21:52 PM

#373243

Caustic Gnostic

I'd call it Poe simply for the preamble "To be perfectly honest"...which, as we all should know, coming from a fundie it means "Listen to this bullshit!"

12/31/2007 2:37:18 PM

#373264

Frank

There's a part of me that hopes all the regulars on here are just dedicated jokers. This post nutures that hope.

12/31/2007 4:29:25 PM

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