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To be perfectly honest, the Bible was written by God. It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud; not to mention satyrs, unicorns, behemoths, leviathans, and fowled bats.

AV1611VET, Christiam Forums 79 Comments [12/30/2007 8:31:28 PM]
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Illuminatalie

'It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts'

Fair enough. You put scientists in quotes, to show that it has nothing to do with the word, as non-fundies use it.

12/31/2007 1:20:40 AM

Lewisfisher

This guy can NOT be serious. :\

Besides, where in the Bible does it mention satyrs?

12/31/2007 1:50:25 AM

flipper

I wonder if ole AV16 realizes that he just reinforced every single stereotype of fundie ignorance and blind-sheep mentality better than a thousand non-fundies could have ever done by making mock?

12/31/2007 1:51:23 AM

Nic

What the hell is a "fowled bat"? I've heard of the rest of those things, but not that one.

12/31/2007 1:56:10 AM

Nic

Oh, sorry, question already answered. That'll teach me to read the comments first.

12/31/2007 1:56:47 AM

Kristy

What scares me is that AV1611VET can spell, can use punctuation pretty well and didn't resort to all caps (at least in this post). Does he lose fundie points for that?

12/31/2007 2:03:15 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Stupid fail.

12/31/2007 2:29:05 AM

Sigmund Freud

You are insane.
There is no hope.
Please kill yourself as soon as possible.

12/31/2007 2:31:43 AM

Eric the Blue

When this came up in Public Admin, I was ready to delete it as a Poe. Then I saw who wrote it and realized he is serious.

People like this scare me. How long can they sit around, fingers in their ears, singing "La la la, I can't hear you" to the rest of the world.

12/31/2007 2:37:09 AM

Osiris

Does anyone ever get the feeling that AV1611VET is just a really persistent comedian?

12/31/2007 2:53:51 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud"

Hmmm, does he mean they've EVOLVED?

And Fowled Bats - must be the ones the old time baseball players hit fowled balls with

12/31/2007 2:56:45 AM

Shalini

The KJV doesn't even mention satyrs!

12/31/2007 4:43:40 AM

KaylaKaze

What the ... oh, it's AV1611VET. Nevermind.

12/31/2007 5:34:18 AM

ninjacat

MY BRAIN!

12/31/2007 5:53:30 AM

approximate

To be perfectly honest, you are probably the stupidest person on Earth with an internet connection. However, if your bible was written by a god, lets see his handwriting.

12/31/2007 6:39:34 AM

solomongrundy

@ Shaline:

The KJV does indeed have satyrs, they're mentioned a couple of times in Isaiah.

12/31/2007 7:54:59 AM

Michael

HA! Those stupid scientists!

12/31/2007 8:21:08 AM

NJ Osprey

List of New Year's Resolutions

1. Turn off Irony Meter when reading AV1611VET.

2. Buy new Irony Meter.

3. Sweep up mess created when old Irony Meter detonated.


12/31/2007 8:38:20 AM

TheOutsider

@ solomongrundy

Yep, Isaiah 13:21 and Isaiah 34:14 both mention satyrs but only in the KJV1611. All the other translations have it as wild goats, because they are smart enough to know that satyrs have never existed and never will.

12/31/2007 9:09:10 AM

buddt

Or tigger and Heffalump ,Snuffleupagus big birds and harpys

12/31/2007 9:28:28 AM

Barry

How the hell do people this stupid function in society?! It's hard to believe people can be this batshit insane and believe this stupid shit in 2007.

12/31/2007 10:51:41 AM

Mister Spak

If it wasn't AV1611VET I would say this is a Poe.

12/31/2007 2:05:22 PM

NonProphet

Okay, this should be conclusive evidence that AV1611VET is a parody.

That, or he needs serious therapy.

12/31/2007 2:21:52 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I'd call it Poe simply for the preamble "To be perfectly honest"...which, as we all should know, coming from a fundie it means "Listen to this bullshit!"

12/31/2007 2:37:18 PM

Frank

There's a part of me that hopes all the regulars on here are just dedicated jokers. This post nutures that hope.

12/31/2007 4:29:25 PM
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