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To be perfectly honest, the Bible was written by God. It is "scientists" today who don't know about four-legged locusts and hares that chewed their cud; not to mention satyrs, unicorns, behemoths, leviathans, and fowled bats.

AV1611VET, Christiam Forums 80 Comments [12/30/2007 8:31:28 PM]
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Quantum Mechanic

"fowled bats"

Not to mention fouled balls.

4/26/2008 6:35:27 PM


5/31/2008 4:39:14 AM


I think "fowled bats" are a delicacy in Transylvanian restaurants. Everything else is, uh, batshit.

5/31/2008 2:28:12 PM



I think Jeebus just facepalmed.

11/12/2010 7:30:48 AM

Quantum Mechanic

bull fucking shit

9/2/2014 1:39:07 AM
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