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Yeah well; don't ask those dipshit atheists in Frisco running their zoo to hold your dinosaurs. They have one of the larger zoos in the world and all those queers and atheists couldn't figure out an 18 foot wall was only 12 feet tall.

Just like they didn't count on AIDS when they declared the commandment for sexual purity null and void. That's cost them 30 million dead so far with 40 million more sick and gonna die.
Oh yeah their 'atheist wisdom' didn't foresee that 40% of young adult women would be infected with HPV and candidates for more venereal cancers, either.

Oh yeah and that communist Atheism thing didn't work out too well in Russia and the East Bloc either, with shattered lives and 30 million dead.

Oh yeah and those atheists in charge of Maoist communism arent doing too well feeding people poison in food they buy, putting lead in children's toys, and harvesting those human organs out of religious & political prisoners, either.

And what about that Chinese internet? Yeah, that freedom from religion's just rolling right along. Which is why the average worker over there makes about six bucks a day.

Atheists are the most vile and evil scum on the earth and every time one dies I thank the Lord my God Almighty for getting the putrid dipshits off my planet.

LivingHealthy, Digg 26 Comments [12/31/2007 3:41:31 AM]
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Feel the love!!!

1/29/2008 3:11:43 PM

GigaGuess

"Yeah well; don't ask those dipshit atheists in Frisco running their zoo to hold your dinosaurs. They have one of the larger zoos in the world and all those queers and atheists couldn't figure out an 18 foot wall was only 12 feet tall."
Heh? Is this about those kids teasing that Tiger until it mauled one of them? That's not atheism...that's...sadly...Darwin Awards at their finest.

"Just like they didn't count on AIDS when they declared the commandment for sexual purity null and void. That's cost them 30 million dead so far with 40 million more sick and gonna die."
Somehow, I doubt you're on board for finding a cure for it either, letting a disease run rampant. And it's more than "Sexual Impurity" that contributes to the spread of the disease either. Blood transfusions, for example.

"Oh yeah their 'atheist wisdom' didn't foresee that 40% of young adult women would be infected with HPV and candidates for more venereal cancers, either."
Because the ONLY way women get those is through sexual contact. Honestly, did you even crack a book before spouting off?

"Oh yeah and that communist Atheism thing didn't work out too well in Russia and the East Bloc either, with shattered lives and 30 million dead."
Not. Killed. For Atheism. Religion was squelched to maintain power. Not as an ideology. The people you speak of that were killed, were killed because they were perceived as a threat to that power. Not for any reason other than that.

"Oh yeah and those atheists in charge of Maoist communism arent doing too well feeding people poison in food they buy, putting lead in children's toys, and harvesting those human organs out of religious & political prisoners, either."
*Snerk* Buddy, that has sweet fuck all to do with Atheism, and more to do with Capitalism.

"And what about that Chinese internet? Yeah, that freedom from religion's just rolling right along. Which is why the average worker over there makes about six bucks a day."
Still nothing to do with atheism. They have no one trying to impose any restraints on them, and WE are the ones supporting it. Yes, you included.

"Atheists are the most vile and evil scum on the earth and every time one dies I thank the Lord my God Almighty for getting the putrid dipshits off my planet."
Really, well if you're going to judge us by our worst adherents, may I introduce you to a nice Christian named Hitler? (Sorry...couldn't resist the Godwin.)

1/29/2008 4:41:23 PM



LivingHealthy, that's quite a misnomer.

1/30/2008 9:16:07 PM

What?

We'll celebrate too when you're dead.

1/30/2008 9:22:00 PM

Philbert McAdamia

oh yeah?

Oh Yeah!?

OH, YEAH???!!11!!!??

1/30/2008 9:24:11 PM

(H9)

This guy's a retarded bigot, that's all I got to say.

1/30/2008 10:29:04 PM

Combat

+1 for the loving, compassionate Christians and their real sense of educational responsibility.*

*Sarcasm is included free of charge in this comment as a promotional bonus. S&H still apply.

1/30/2008 10:53:20 PM

Jake Steel

What on earth are you rambling about? Coherence is an important part of writing.

1/30/2008 11:07:22 PM

Matt

Digg is a goldmine for fundies of both the Christian and Athiest persuasions.

1/30/2008 11:33:25 PM

aaa

This blows yer lid off.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0UuFJoexdlU

4/2/2008 9:25:49 AM

Princess Rot

All I can read is "RAWR atheists RAWR queers RAWR commies RAWRRAWRRAWR!"

4/2/2008 9:57:10 AM

Marc

"Atheists are the most vile and evil scum on the earth and every time one dies I thank the Lord my God Almighty for getting the putrid dipshits off my planet."

It wouldn't surprise me to find out that every day God wishes you would just shut the fuck up.

4/2/2008 10:44:39 PM

Tiny Jeebus

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

6/15/2009 9:27:34 AM

Tiny Jeebus

Damn. McAdamia beat me to it!

6/15/2009 9:29:18 AM

katie5000

Oh yeah their 'atheist wisdom' didn't foresee that 40% of young adult women would be infected with HPV and candidates for more venereal cancers, either.

I'm sure the "wise atheist" medical professionals have been trying to implement some kind of treatment program or vaccine for this for years, but those damn religious people keep freaking out and blocking them at every turn because of the perceived sexual implications of it. That 40% would be a lot less if you'd back the fuck off and let the doctors do their jobs.

10/30/2009 3:46:44 PM

Mark

Wow, didn't know that the population of SanFran was over 70 million. Isn't that double that of the entire state that it's a part of???

And oh yeah one more thing: Political Systems, Economic Systems and the lack of religious beliefs are three separate things.

The Chinese gooks are the most vile scum on the earth, the half a billion of them already on the internet today (with more to join in the coming years) are laughing at America's fundie religious nutjobs while taking our money all the way to their banks.

10/30/2009 5:51:28 PM

Caustic Gnostic

What's the sound when a village idiot yells at a sprinkler?

10/30/2009 7:11:30 PM

Canadiest

And as usual we ignore or tranfer the Christian bodycount from our 'theory'

10/31/2009 5:57:39 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Oh yeah and those atheists in charge of Maoist communism arent doing too well"

Those Atheists in charge of 'Maoist Communism' hold your country by the balls. Who's been buying up most of USA's debts? China effectively owns you, America. Best be nice to Hu Jintao in future, I suggest. Lest he decides to call in those loans, and bankrupts you.

I for one welcome our Chinese overlords. Better start learning Mandarin. And Atheism, US fundies.

Where is your God now?:



Ah, the irony is exquisitely sweet.

10/31/2009 8:51:42 AM

FSMpirate

Wow. Now i know where to go if I'm ever in need of an ineffectual verbal retard flailing again.

Thank you.

2/4/2010 11:23:18 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It is far too easy to find food.

11/3/2012 3:02:35 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"

- Matthew 5:44 (KJV), spoken by some guy that fundamentalists never deign to listen to

11/3/2012 4:47:09 AM

Swede

"That's cost them 30 million dead so far with 40 million more sick and gonna die."
It's worse than that; there are more than 7 billion human beings on this Earth, sick and healthy, who are going to die, some day.

Atheism - lack of religion and deities
Communism - economic system
Sexual revolution - gave each and everyone of us the right to enjoy sex, and the responsibility to protect ourselves and our partners from negative effects of sex. With rights there are always responsibilities in tow.

11/3/2012 8:34:04 AM

Darkevilme

I have to wonder how one can be living healthy with that raging hate on. It can't be good for your heart.

11/3/2012 8:42:16 AM

Crimson Lizard

YOUR PLANET?!

I don't fucking think so, you selfish, arrogant little turd!

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