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A couple of weeks ago, I was at wal - mart and I walked pass this woman, and I don't know why, but I suddenly felt, and impression in my mind that the woman was demon possesed...Thinking to myself that this is a bad thought to have about someone I don't even know, so I continue to walk by her, and I look at some of her tattoo's and she was covered with occultic symbol tattoo's on her..(then again, maybee she wasn't possesed, I don't know)..But I thought it was strange to have that thought as soon as I seen her, then see occult symbol tattoo's on her.

Glory in print, RaptureReady 49 Comments [12/30/2007 10:44:54 PM]
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Happymealungen

Nothing is "strange" in raptureworld.

12/30/2007 10:46:24 PM

Euclid

Given that virtually everything is occult in your mind, the chances of a random person having an "occult tattoo" is probably better than them having red hair.

I was at wal - mart
Thanks for dispelling my stereotype of RR fundies... *headdesk*

12/30/2007 10:49:46 PM

Horsefeathers

You wouldn't know an occult symbol if it sat on you. Here's a hint, if it's occult it's hidden knowledge. Knowledge you likely don't possess in order to determine that it's actually occult. Just because you don't know what the symbol was--and likely it was some sort of Asian glyph or other such symbol you'd have no clue about and nothing more--does not mean it's 'occult' you twit.

12/30/2007 10:53:15 PM

Osiris

Is an occult tattoo a redundant way for saying she has a tattoo and is therefore different and therefore MUST BE DEMONS ZOMFG!!!

12/30/2007 11:08:58 PM

Bryan65

Do RR dicks go looking for these people or do they think everyone (except themselves) is possessed?

12/30/2007 11:10:32 PM

Wok in the ACT

Or perhaps you could direct some of your obviously superior intellect to working out how to use an apostrophe. Hint: there isn't one in "tattoo's".

Moron

12/30/2007 11:27:32 PM

Mike

Tattoos do not a possessed person make.

12/30/2007 11:35:31 PM

Lucan

I'm starting to feel very very embarrassed on the RR crowd's behalf.

12/30/2007 11:39:21 PM

toothache

Rapture Ready - The 21st century's answer to the asylum tours of the old days.

12/30/2007 11:54:40 PM

Old Viking

BOO! Scared ya, didn't I?

12/31/2007 12:07:04 AM

Dave

*Punches Euclid*

12/31/2007 12:37:50 AM



<<You wouldn't know an occult symbol if it sat on you. Here's a hint, if it's occult it's hidden knowledge. Knowledge you likely don't possess in order to determine that it's actually occult. Just because you don't know what the symbol was--and likely it was some sort of Asian glyph or other such symbol you'd have no clue about and nothing more--does not mean it's 'occult' you twit.>>

To these dipwits, "occult" means "anything my pastor doesn't like."

12/31/2007 12:59:15 AM

apYrs

it's finally clear to me why the rapture hasn't happened: god doesn't want these retards close his throne eternally being fundies: he can't fit into anything that small!

12/31/2007 1:18:10 AM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Yet again another headcase from RR hallucinates in a public place.

I suspect they are all making up these demonic sightings so they can claim to be holier than the other fruitcakes on the group.

12/31/2007 1:35:13 AM

MysticalChicken

Isn't this a repeat? I could swear I've already read it.

12/31/2007 1:39:52 AM

werewolf

What's with fundies and WalMart? Are most of WalMart customers demon-possessed?


12/31/2007 1:53:34 AM

flipper

Everyone's demon possessed at wal-mart? Cool, another good excuse to avoid wal-mart when my wife or the kids want to go there(even worse it appears to be full of Rapture Ready people).

12/31/2007 2:12:35 AM

Jacob

*cracks own skull on desk*

12/31/2007 2:24:13 AM

Eric the Blue

Or maybe you subconsciously spotted the tattoos and your mind made the connection (because of your brainwashing). Then when you looked again, you saw the tats consciously...

12/31/2007 2:28:18 AM

buddt

But of course ,They have to be occultist they had tattoos I bet they had a nose ring and other wierd piercings on their private areas those are has you all ready know to please their evil demons lovers during the sex filled demons orgies ,


12/31/2007 2:58:17 AM

Illuminatalie

"But I thought it was strange to have that thought as soon as I seen her, then see occult symbol tattoo's on her"
I'm sure that if demons and all they can do, are constantly on your mind, it is not particularly amazing that shortly before seeing something that could be possibly construed as occultic (90% of the world's contents, apparently), you were having thoughts about demons.

What ever happened to unicorn sightings?

12/31/2007 3:01:50 AM

RevDG

what the fuck is not occultic about tattoos?
like someone said, you wouldn't know the occult if it sat on you.
i bet you think harry potter is occultic too, which means you don't know shit


12/31/2007 3:18:33 AM

freako104

So why did you think she was possessed? Were you possessed to be so judgemental? And are you sure they were occultic symbols? Or is that bullshit you make up and call it occult even though it might just be a tattoo?

12/31/2007 5:02:25 AM

approximate

I'll bet you couldn't recognize an "occultic" symbol if it bit you in the ass.

You just associate tattoos with bad people and assume they're demon-possessed.

Judging people by how they look is a sure sign of being an asshole.

12/31/2007 6:14:05 AM

Morninglight

Luckin' funatic.

12/31/2007 7:06:18 AM
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