God made someone do his fucking job! Because, you know, the company he works for probably had nothing whatsoever to do with it.
1/4/2008 7:24:27 PM
1/4/2008 7:30:35 PM
Because only God makes people be nice, and help people out. That's why I, a good Christian boy, do so much good.
Waitaminit! I'm a godless homosexual heathen! How did that happen?!
1/4/2008 9:07:41 PM
no just luck, and a diligent, charitable engineer
1/4/2008 10:17:10 PM
The mystery is finally revealed! The reason nobody can find God is because he's working undercover as an ISP call-out guy! I bet your computer has a golden aura about it from His touching it!
1/4/2008 10:20:16 PM
$60 for an NIC, just to surf the web? Lady you got ripped off...
Where's your God now?
1/4/2008 10:24:12 PM
So this is what the world looks like through rose-colored glasses.
1/4/2008 10:24:19 PM
Won't you be surprised when you get the bill in the mail!
1/4/2008 10:31:46 PM
You have a modem AND an 'internet card' (whatever that is)?
I'm SO glad that god took time out from his grand design to help your connectivity problems. Maybe he will now help a couple of those amputees he seems to hate.
BTW - didn't god send the lightning that caused the blow out in the first place?
1/4/2008 10:57:29 PM
I... I so want this to be a Poe, but since it's from Rapture Ready, my hopes will probably be crushed into a million tiny pieces.
And never mind all the big problems in the world like war and starvation and everything, fixing your computer is the number one priority for god. He actually stopped in the middle of his Sudoku game for you.
1/4/2008 10:59:01 PM
I'd like for this to be a Poe myself. Unfortunately AllforHim is a mod.
1/4/2008 11:05:44 PM
Big Chicken Dinner
I'm sick of you weiners that keep bringing up the starving children in Africa. The LORD does care about each and every one of us, but some of us have a personal relationship with God and that gives us a few....perks.
So yea, we might get to drive an extra 5000 miles without an oil change or get our internets fixed on by the LORD, and He'll still be letting them kids starve - but if them kids would get in on that personal relationship they might get an extra rat or something each month.
1/5/2008 4:08:46 AM
PRAISE BE TO TECH SUPPORT!!
You are a damned IDIOT.
2/4/2010 10:47:32 AM
so overpaying $50 for a nic card is a sign from god?
3/14/2010 6:36:10 PM
3/14/2010 8:40:20 PM
Your "internet card" was probably already damaged before the thunderstorm.
I had some problems with my old mp3-player, it wouldn't connect to the computer. I did not talk to any gods about it, but pulled the cord from the player in the middle of the process. After that the computer asked if it should fix the damaged files in the device, and then it worked.
I call it perseverance and luck, not intervention from any gods.
Please learn to spell "definitely", that all too common misspelling hurts my brain.
3/15/2010 2:01:20 AM
Yeah, I suspect you need someone technically skilled in your group of primitives.
If this is the level your God works at (or cares about)then explain all the real problems Christians can't get resolved. and no, you're not special, that excuse isn't accepted
3/15/2010 8:37:05 AM
Why didn't he prevent the internet problem and the thunderstorm in the first place ?
I would have thanked the kind man only, but that's just me.
7/11/2012 8:27:42 AM
You mis-heard, tech support are God-like
7/11/2012 9:25:41 AM
Next time just sacrifice a chicken over your hard drive. Works every time.
7/11/2012 11:27:15 AM
I'm sure the computer dude will be happy to be blessed, but I bet he prefers cash.
7/12/2012 5:34:48 AM