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Praising God for His favor!!!!

We had a thunderstorm through the night and when I woke this morning I had no internet! I called my provider expecting to hear that someone wouldn't be out until tomorrow (its happened before) but they said that someone would be in the area this afternoon! Happy at that I decided to spend the morning with the Lord and His word. I gave my computer trouble over to the Lord and asked for His will to be done. A couple of hours later the man came and it turned out that the lightening had blown my moden and the internet card at the back of my computer (not something I knew much about until today). He could have left it at that, but didn't. He went away and came back with a new internet card, then he showed me how to fit it! He helped me get the computer up and running again without charge! The card itself cost $60, nevermind his time!

I'd been having problems with my computer these last two weeks. The internet has been playing up and causing me problems, but now with the new card its working great! I have none of the problems I had before!!!

The Lord was definately working in this whole thing!!! He turned the bad into good just as He has promised to do!!! Hallelujah thank you Lord for showing me favor!!! Thankyou for this kind man you sent to fix my computer! Thankyou for the opportunity to witness to him! May you bless him and his family abundantly and draw him into the fold!! All glory, honor and praise to you my most glorious Lord!! I adore you!!!

AllforHim, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [12/31/2007 1:58:07 PM]
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God made someone do his fucking job! Because, you know, the company he works for probably had nothing whatsoever to do with it.

1/4/2008 7:24:27 PM

Martha Jones

So...many...exclamation...points... *twitches*

1/4/2008 7:30:35 PM


Because only God makes people be nice, and help people out. That's why I, a good Christian boy, do so much good.

Waitaminit! I'm a godless homosexual heathen! How did that happen?!

1/4/2008 9:07:41 PM


no just luck, and a diligent, charitable engineer

1/4/2008 10:17:10 PM


The mystery is finally revealed! The reason nobody can find God is because he's working undercover as an ISP call-out guy! I bet your computer has a golden aura about it from His touching it!

1/4/2008 10:20:16 PM

Dr. Quasius

$60 for an NIC, just to surf the web? Lady you got ripped off...

Where's your God now?

1/4/2008 10:24:12 PM

Wet Walnuts

So this is what the world looks like through rose-colored glasses.

1/4/2008 10:24:19 PM


Won't you be surprised when you get the bill in the mail!

1/4/2008 10:31:46 PM

Jack Bauer

You have a modem AND an 'internet card' (whatever that is)?

I'm SO glad that god took time out from his grand design to help your connectivity problems. Maybe he will now help a couple of those amputees he seems to hate.

BTW - didn't god send the lightning that caused the blow out in the first place?

1/4/2008 10:57:29 PM


I... I so want this to be a Poe, but since it's from Rapture Ready, my hopes will probably be crushed into a million tiny pieces.

And never mind all the big problems in the world like war and starvation and everything, fixing your computer is the number one priority for god. He actually stopped in the middle of his Sudoku game for you.

1/4/2008 10:59:01 PM

Dr. Quasius

I'd like for this to be a Poe myself. Unfortunately AllforHim is a mod.

1/4/2008 11:05:44 PM

Big Chicken Dinner

I'm sick of you weiners that keep bringing up the starving children in Africa. The LORD does care about each and every one of us, but some of us have a personal relationship with God and that gives us a few....perks.

So yea, we might get to drive an extra 5000 miles without an oil change or get our internets fixed on by the LORD, and He'll still be letting them kids starve - but if them kids would get in on that personal relationship they might get an extra rat or something each month.

1/5/2008 4:08:46 AM



You are a damned IDIOT.

2/4/2010 10:47:32 AM


so overpaying $50 for a nic card is a sign from god?

3/14/2010 6:36:10 PM



3/14/2010 8:40:20 PM


Your "internet card" was probably already damaged before the thunderstorm.
I had some problems with my old mp3-player, it wouldn't connect to the computer. I did not talk to any gods about it, but pulled the cord from the player in the middle of the process. After that the computer asked if it should fix the damaged files in the device, and then it worked.
I call it perseverance and luck, not intervention from any gods.

Please learn to spell "definitely", that all too common misspelling hurts my brain.

3/15/2010 2:01:20 AM


Yeah, I suspect you need someone technically skilled in your group of primitives.

If this is the level your God works at (or cares about)then explain all the real problems Christians can't get resolved. and no, you're not special, that excuse isn't accepted

3/15/2010 8:37:05 AM

Sentry Gun

Why didn't he prevent the internet problem and the thunderstorm in the first place ?

I would have thanked the kind man only, but that's just me.

7/11/2012 8:27:42 AM

rubber chicken

You mis-heard, tech support are God-like

7/11/2012 9:25:41 AM


Next time just sacrifice a chicken over your hard drive. Works every time.

7/11/2012 11:27:15 AM


I'm sure the computer dude will be happy to be blessed, but I bet he prefers cash.

7/12/2012 5:34:48 AM


As much as I can certainly understand the sentiment I must nevertheless advise against worshipping your internet provider. It's a glorious, nearly divine service but they're ultimately just mortal men. They sent that man to your house because that's one of the things you pay them to do. Not because they deemed you worthy of a private miracle.

5/4/2014 1:04:21 PM

And lo; Yahweh did send the prophet Tim to restore access to the infinite porn device.

And He saw that it was good.

7/5/2014 11:54:40 AM

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