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I don't agree with the pope very often, but he's right on this one.

H.P. is the most vile book series ever written. There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this. Simply putrid.

The stench of these books is nauseating.

ShieldOFaith, Christian Forums 24 Comments [12/31/2007 12:51:07 PM]
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Gjervan

Of course, I KNEW HP = Harry Potter, but here I thought it meant HP Lovecraft 'till I read those links.

1/29/2008 11:45:00 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Yeah, all the bible junkies in the world recognize that HP is better fiction than their own...and for anyone to write juvenile fiction that's better than their old moldy myth is committing a sacrilege.

1/29/2008 11:56:25 PM

Flatworm

This guy has got to read Trainspotting.

1/30/2008 12:03:06 AM

Grim

Oh, Jesus. Y'know, Benedict the Umpteenth almost makes me nostalgic for John Paul II. I mean, at least JP didn't have those creepy circles around his eyes that make him look like he's possessed!

And Gjervan, your comment is awesome.

1/30/2008 1:04:06 AM

Tempus

H.P. is the most vile book series ever written. There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this. Simply putrid.

Try reading the Turner Diaries, tard.

1/30/2008 1:11:38 AM

Jake Steel

@ Gjervan: shieldOfoolishness would shit his pants if he ever read Lovecraft.

1/30/2008 2:35:25 AM

Alethe

The stench of these books is nauseating.

Then stop buying bargain books sold by a pig farm after they fell in manure. Try a bookstore instead...

1/30/2008 9:09:29 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Hm, right of the top of my head I think of two books more vile, evil and putrid then HP; OT and NT

1/30/2008 9:27:13 PM

POSW

I wonder if in his opinion The Origin of Species would be more evil? Or the Koran?

1/30/2008 11:03:27 PM

Father Heathen

I'm willing to bet 99% of the anti-HP Crowd have never even read a single Harry Potter book (or any book for that matter). They merely parrot the condemnations of their church leaders.

1/31/2008 12:18:54 AM

Moira

Yes, because a kid fighting evil as deemed by a prophecy is totally immoral.
Hmm. I seem to have forgotten the story of jesus. Remind me, will you?

(and totally agree with father heathen - have they even *touched* the book, let alone read a jacket cover summary at the very least??)

1/31/2008 2:50:26 AM

Blue Lithium

"The Bible" is the most vile book ever written. There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this. Simply putrid.

1/31/2008 7:18:57 PM

Brenz

This is why way it is with these folks: even the very concept of a continuity outside their own is unacceptable. There's a bit featuring this attitude in JESUS CAMP, but it's not nearly so disturbing as when the counselor comes in after lights out and politely asks the kids to stop telling ghost stories. There's just no level at which they can accept even a fictional alternative to the cosmology they've created; it permits too much room for dissent in their thinking.

2/1/2008 2:07:08 PM

Choad

My first thought was HP Lovecraft - and then I saw it was SOF who wrote this, and realized he probably doesn't know who Lovecraft was.

2/1/2008 2:55:51 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

I don't agree with sensible people often, but they're right on this one.

The Bible is the most vile book ever written. There is no more evil entertainment book(s) then this. Simply putrid.

The stench of that book is nauseating.

There, fixed it.

And @ Brenz -- WHAT thinking?!

2/1/2008 7:57:26 PM

Don'tLookBehindYou

The stench of your mom is nauseating.

2/1/2008 8:11:52 PM

Futuwwa

No more evil entertainment books than HP? Not even teh ghey pr0n?

3/21/2008 2:31:56 PM

Hasher

A Clockwork Orange (especially the old US version without the last chapter)? Naked Lunch? Any of DeSade's work? Exploitive serial killer revelations? Come on, be serious!

3/21/2008 2:37:12 PM

anti-nonsense

If you think HP is the most vile book series ever written you need to get out more.

3/28/2010 12:35:08 AM

Swede

Then, for heaven's sake, stop reading it, and get rid of your copies!

I thought the pope had more important things to worry about, than a series of books about a boy who fights evil. There are people starving to death each minute of each day. Kids get blown up by hidden mines every day. Young girls have their genitals cut off, or develop Obstetric fistulas due to prolonged labors and immature bodies. Small kids die of dehydration due to diarrhea and lack of salt.

When all these things are taken care of, then you and the pope can worry about a series of books about a boy who fights evil.

3/28/2010 3:44:15 AM

Gore

"Of course, I KNEW HP = Harry Potter, but here I thought it meant HP Lovecraft 'till I read those links."

Oh c'mon, these people aren't advanced enough for H.P. Lovecraft. Their eyes would melt if they actually looked into any of his shit.

3/28/2010 4:08:25 AM

Canadiest

Remember years ago when Bewitched was the most popular tv show for years? (without massive attacks and letters to the Editor calling for it's cancelation)

They're either getting worse or more vocal

3/28/2010 5:27:21 AM

HappyGazpacho

So, I'm not the only one who thought H.P. Lovecraft when I read that. Good to know.

7/10/2012 7:16:58 AM

Sasha

The stench of these books is nauseating.

Try a clothespin on your nostrils.

7/10/2012 11:45:47 AM
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