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#403350
aaa
It'll be a nice Black Metal song.
2/10/2008 11:35:30 AM
#403377
szena
Bring this back at the end of the year with the rest of the failed predictions.
2/10/2008 1:56:31 PM
#403399
Huh?
He sounds like pleasant company.
2/10/2008 2:49:48 PM
#403475
Nyk
Did I miss something here? If these Seven Thunders weren't recorded, how the hell did they end up in a book? I smell BS (well, more so than usual)
2/10/2008 5:34:42 PM
#403515
Tom S. Fox
I'm looking forward to it!
2/10/2008 7:03:09 PM
#404396
Doctor Fishcake
This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway.
Now that I can believe.
2/11/2008 10:33:23 PM
#404397
TerriblyAmused
Shelby? Shelby Corbitt, my how you've grown...
2/11/2008 10:34:50 PM
#1086181
2010 here
last time I checked america still existed and billions of people haven't died
1/2/2010 6:36:47 PM
#1086182
2010 here
last time I checked america still existed and billions of people haven't died
1/2/2010 6:36:50 PM
#1086203
Philbert McAdamia
the demise of the United States over the next year which will be followed by man's final world war. . . Billions will die!
[12/31/2007 10:10:07 AM]
*Ahem*
1/2/2010 7:45:51 PM
#1262479
Quantum Mechanic
It's March 2, 2011.
3/2/2011 4:58:04 AM
#1262627
snide
Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States...
oh please, for the last time:-
1) there is no god.
2) he really doesn't love you.
3) he couldn't give a shit about you or your country.
4) even if points 1-3 weren't true, the chances of a stupid fuckwit like you offering anything approaching insight into the rambling 'prophecies' of Revelation is slim-to-none. Those voices you hear in your head are not god. You are not divinely inspired. Lithium carbonate might just be your friend.
Best quote from the link "As these events unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in this book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet."
Nothing like declaring yourself an end-time Prophet. Wonder what he's doing with himself now? Hopefully stirring the coolaid....
3/2/2011 10:22:52 AM
#1262661
Swede
The prophecies in the Bible concerns the demise of a country that wasn't founded until about 1500 years after the Bible was written?
So, how long after this "last year of man's self-rule" will the final world war come? 10 years? 50? 1700?
Oh, I see; the Crusades were the Last War. Or the conflict in Northern Ireland. Or the clash between Catholics and Protestants after the Dark Ages.
Come to think about it, most wars have been the result of clashing religions and the government they sway.
And, billions have died in these wars since man invented religion some ten or hundred thousands of years ago.
3/2/2011 11:22:11 AM
#1262776
Canadiest
"and there shall come a man, named Rush and he shall speak crap never before heard as it's insane shit.
and then shall come a band, named Rush, who shall predict the fall of temples in that not so distant tribulation of 2112
They doth rock,
But their wisdom shall go unheeded as the people eat the crap and heed the crappers and fear imaginary scenarios that art absolute crap."
3/2/2011 3:55:59 PM
#1262890
Justanotheratheist
Another prophesy bites the dust.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
3/3/2011 2:16:12 AM
#1314722
Quantum Mechanic
And it's July 26, 2011.
It's such fun to drop by and laugh at these miserably stupid idiots.
7/26/2011 12:11:05 PM
#1314842
J. James
Mmmm. The delicious schafenfreude of absolute, unerring certainty being shattered.
This. This is hedonism.
7/26/2011 1:26:47 PM
#1326943
Quantum Mechanic
John didn't write revelations.
He didn't even write John.
"Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year"
It's 2011 you stupid fuck.
8/29/2011 1:41:18 PM
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