Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 33036

From now until the latter part of 2008, many prophecies are going to begin to be fulfilled, especially the Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation, which the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording. Those thunders are revealed in this book, as well as detailed accounts of the final three and one-half years of man's self-rule on earth, which are recorded in the account of the Seventh Seal of Revelation.

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway.

Billions will die!

[not specified], http://the-end.com/ 18 Comments [12/31/2007 10:10:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
aaa

It'll be a nice Black Metal song.

2/10/2008 11:35:30 AM

szena

Bring this back at the end of the year with the rest of the failed predictions.

2/10/2008 1:56:31 PM

Huh?

He sounds like pleasant company.

2/10/2008 2:49:48 PM

Nyk

Did I miss something here? If these Seven Thunders weren't recorded, how the hell did they end up in a book? I smell BS (well, more so than usual)

2/10/2008 5:34:42 PM

Tom S. Fox

I'm looking forward to it!

2/10/2008 7:03:09 PM

Doctor Fishcake

This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway.

Now that I can believe.

2/11/2008 10:33:23 PM

TerriblyAmused

Shelby? Shelby Corbitt, my how you've grown...

2/11/2008 10:34:50 PM



2010 here

last time I checked america still existed and billions of people haven't died

1/2/2010 6:36:47 PM



2010 here

last time I checked america still existed and billions of people haven't died

1/2/2010 6:36:50 PM

Philbert McAdamia

the demise of the United States over the next year which will be followed by man's final world war. . . Billions will die!
 [12/31/2007 10:10:07 AM]

*Ahem*



1/2/2010 7:45:51 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It's March 2, 2011.

3/2/2011 4:58:04 AM

snide

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States...

oh please, for the last time:-
1) there is no god.
2) he really doesn't love you.
3) he couldn't give a shit about you or your country.
4) even if points 1-3 weren't true, the chances of a stupid fuckwit like you offering anything approaching insight into the rambling 'prophecies' of Revelation is slim-to-none. Those voices you hear in your head are not god. You are not divinely inspired. Lithium carbonate might just be your friend.

Best quote from the link "As these events unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in this book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet."

Nothing like declaring yourself an end-time Prophet. Wonder what he's doing with himself now? Hopefully stirring the coolaid....


3/2/2011 10:22:52 AM

Swede

The prophecies in the Bible concerns the demise of a country that wasn't founded until about 1500 years after the Bible was written?

So, how long after this "last year of man's self-rule" will the final world war come? 10 years? 50? 1700?
Oh, I see; the Crusades were the Last War. Or the conflict in Northern Ireland. Or the clash between Catholics and Protestants after the Dark Ages.
Come to think about it, most wars have been the result of clashing religions and the government they sway.
And, billions have died in these wars since man invented religion some ten or hundred thousands of years ago.

3/2/2011 11:22:11 AM

Canadiest

"and there shall come a man, named Rush and he shall speak crap never before heard as it's insane shit.
and then shall come a band, named Rush, who shall predict the fall of temples in that not so distant tribulation of 2112
They doth rock,
But their wisdom shall go unheeded as the people eat the crap and heed the crappers and fear imaginary scenarios that art absolute crap."

3/2/2011 3:55:59 PM

Justanotheratheist

Another prophesy bites the dust.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

3/3/2011 2:16:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

And it's July 26, 2011.

It's such fun to drop by and laugh at these miserably stupid idiots.

7/26/2011 12:11:05 PM

J. James

Mmmm. The delicious schafenfreude of absolute, unerring certainty being shattered.

This. This is hedonism.

7/26/2011 1:26:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

John didn't write revelations.
He didn't even write John.

"Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year"

It's 2011 you stupid fuck.

8/29/2011 1:41:18 PM
1