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Global Warming is only for Atheists

The only people who believe in this garbage, are people who don't believe in God.

People who believe in God realize God is in control of the elements and it is God who is responsible for the order of the Universe.

God is going to put an end to the Universe with fire, reserved for the day of judgement and Ungodly men. This will happen but not anytime soon. Christ will rule the nations for 1,000 years and there will be peace on earth. Awhile after that reign is over, the earth will be destroyed.

Dave Linsalata, Facebook 18 Comments [12/31/2007 8:12:13 PM]
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Don'tLookBehindYou

... Wow. Fundies don't give a shit about anyone.

2/20/2008 2:06:48 AM

GigaGuess

So...as opposed to just playing it safe, and conserving what we have, you're counting on God hitting the divine "Restore Default" button? Wow...

2/20/2008 2:32:49 AM

canadiest

and if you believe gods in control of it all why has he been mainly kickin the life outta the bible belt...you all must be on the wrong path

2/20/2008 1:37:06 PM

agentCDE

@GigaGuess: And never mind that none of them stop to think that this "Global warming" thing might be a test to see if these losers can actually be trusted to take care of Heaven once they get there.

2/20/2008 1:47:30 PM

Wautd

Oh for fuck sake. Please say this isn't real

2/20/2008 2:58:06 PM

FSMpirate

Climate Change is only for Human Beings.

So, you and yours are excluded.

What's the problem?

2/4/2010 10:44:37 AM

The Wild One, Forever

You can almost see his smug little smirk when you read this drivel.

9/23/2010 8:28:29 PM

Angua

The idea of people like you having political power is what keeps me up at nights. It's worse than any nightmare. In nightmares, when you die it isn't real. You always wake up in the end. But you -- and others like you -- exist. People like you who end up electing politicians who believe exactly the same things, but with enough power that their ignorance has a chance to do real harm. The worst thing is that there are people this ignorant out there who wield political power. And if you kill us all, we won't all wake up the next morning perfectly fine.

9/23/2010 9:02:21 PM

Justanotheratheist

I wonder if that is Dave's real name, because "Linsalata" translates as "the salad" in Italian and that is all he has given us, unfortunately of the word variety and not the much tastier lettuce-cucumber-and-tomato sort.

9/23/2010 11:30:07 PM

Quantum Mechanic

idiot

6/11/2013 3:18:30 AM

Canadiest

They've convinced you lot of this, regional crazy weather is just God pissed about,,,,something,,,,upwards of three thousand miles away,,, somehow.

But proper scientific records and consensus? Forgetaboutit.

Please start living in this world.

6/11/2013 7:38:05 PM

Blarghonius

That's right, stupid people use God to explain everything, especially how the vacuum of space is going to go up in flame.

6/11/2013 11:35:24 PM

anothga

"Don't worry guys, no need to restrain yourself in wasting those precious, limited oil reserves. No need to take the responsibility for Earth's eco system going to ninth circle of hell. God will fix everything."

6/26/2013 3:29:07 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Happy extinction Dave.

11/18/2013 10:46:10 PM

Swede

Honey, the debate is not whether Global Warming is real or not, but whether humans are the cause of some or most of it.

God is most definitely NOT in control of the elements. He let Katrina destroy churches in New Orleans, while leaving the Red Light district intact. He let Haiyan destroy most of the Philippines (with a 90 percent Christian population), but by the time it reached Vietnam and China (with few Christians) it was just a normal storm.

Peace on Earth is not about to happen any time soon...

11/19/2013 12:35:24 AM

rubber chicken

Christians get different weather from the rest of us ?

11/19/2013 3:17:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Happy extinction, stupid, you deserve it.

11/30/2014 11:13:18 AM



"The only people who believe in this garbage, are people who don't believe in God. "

So just because you don't believe in it means it's not happening? So whatever you personally happen to believe must be true?

Well, then, I believe you're a fucking idiot, so by your own logic that means you are one,

11/30/2014 11:19:26 AM
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