No one is saying that angel-human hybrids should be rounded up and killed. Anyway, it is the activities and agendas of the Luciferian global elite that give us the most cause for concern.
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No, no, no..."Animal-Human Hybrids", remember? I mean, we gave the minotaur far too much time to plot in that labyrinth...
I thought it was human-animal hybrids that we had to watch out for, according to our current Preznit.
Is "Luciferian global elite" a jazzier name for Al-Qaida?
"No one is saying that angel-human hybrids should be rounded up and killed."
Well, at least no one is saying it. That may get them rounded up by the men with the butterfly nets!
2008 is it? Could have fooled me.
Wow, the first post of the new year is a doozy!
In Genesis 6:2 it is mentioned that angels had sex with humans; only two verses later, it is mentioned that the world was filled with evil men and God wanted to drown it. So you can at least begin to make a case that God hates them, but other than that I've never heard of anyone saying anything , really, about angel-human hybrids. Is this normally a matter of great concern on Christianforums.com?
Buh? Aren't angels supposed to be all holy and pure and whatnot? I would have thought that a half angelic person would be... well, angelic. Clearly the intrinsic vile corruption of humanity is sufficient to overwhelm the holiness encoded in angel DNA. Or, like, whatever. And stuff.
"Aren't angels supposed to be all holy and pure and whatnot?"
Only the angels that believe in the KJV bible are holy. The rest are evil. There were some angels backing up Satan (when God threw him out of heaven and he landed on earth and killed the dinosaurs). They don't appear to have landed on earth but maybe they became shooting stars? Just speculating.
angel-human hybrids? Ok, I'll get high and breed with an angel...
Oh wait, that's not what he's on about, is it?
WTF?
No, wait a sec... What?
What do you think Noah's Flood in your storybook was all about?
Btw, this "Luciferian global elite" of yours ... are you referring to people who are totally indifferent to your ramblings about angels? Whose "agenda" is simply an attempt to liberate you from your own stupidity?
Illuminatalie:
I see. So now we can add renegade nympho angels to the list of God's creations that didn't go how He planned? The list that includes... er, everything else in the entire cosmos.
The more I learn about religion, the more I picture God as Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.
"Good news everyone! You're all going to Hell!"
"No one is saying that angel-human hybrids should be rounded up and killed. Anyway, it is the activities and agendas of the Luciferian global elite that give us the most cause for concern."
Never mind typing it or saying it out loud -- how does anyone even THINK something like this with a straight face?!?
Man, this submission starts off 2008 with a bang!
~David D.G.
"[R]ounded up and killed."
I'd pay to see that. I'm pretty sure nephilim are supposed to be totally bad-ass. At least according to <i>The Prophecy III</i>. It had Cristopher Walken in it so it has to be true, right?
Silly Christians.
They're called Nephilim.
Those of you wondering about the "Luciferian global elite"...Imagine the John Birch Society's concept of the Insiders, give them an actively anti-Christian motivation, and you'll understand what they're talking about. Look for the works of William Guy Carr (preferably by library or on-line text; I don't think we want to fund his successors) to get a better of view of this concept.
Yes, we must round up all the angel-human hybrids and kill them! How many are there?
Zero!
Which means we're done without ever even having to start, because angel-human hybrids don't exist. Yea, we did it!
I actually AM a Luciferian. We're a form of maltheism which worships Satan because god is, morally, a dirtbag.
Trust me, we don't have a global elite.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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