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Have you ever seen those Natalie Portman paparazi pics where she's on the nude beach? :D
1/1/2008 3:11:39 AM
I'm amazed I haven't seen Capalert on here more often.
1/1/2008 3:28:47 AM
I hope you didn't do a Pee Wee Herman.
1/1/2008 3:43:17 AM
No! Post them immediately, or you shall burn in hell (or something).
1/1/2008 3:44:39 AM
1/1/2008 3:46:30 AM
If she had worn a dress that covered the gap, the Sexual Immorality investigation area score would have been 100.
I think you get bonus points for covering up your ankles. Oh, and if you wear a cross, you get 60 points and unlock a secret level and the password to a Christian flash game site!
Don't argue with me about what is morally acceptable. Argue about it with God. He will give you a much better Answer than I ever could.
I'm at a loss as to how to contact the man. Churches advice me to establish telepathic contact by sitting in a certain posture and folding my hands, but try as I might, I could not get the guy to answer (big surprise there).
1/1/2008 3:46:30 AM
Mr. Carder has deeply rooted personal issues, I think, with dresses of the plunging neckline variety. He seems to associate such with cannibalism.
However, he may be right. Natalie Portman does look good enough to eat.
1/1/2008 3:53:43 AM
Burkahs for everyone!
1/1/2008 3:55:22 AM
Oh no, women have skin on their sternum. *gasp*
1/1/2008 3:57:30 AM
Does this guy need a hooker or what?
1/1/2008 4:00:33 AM
Ms Portman could incite lust in a burka.
1/1/2008 4:03:08 AM
I already won that argument by default.
1/1/2008 4:06:45 AM
Dworkin - HA! Funny and true.
1/1/2008 4:07:16 AM
Natalie Portman could incite lust wearing a burlap sack dress and a paper bag mask.
Yeah. On that note, where does wearing a plunging neckline lead to cannibalism?
1/1/2008 4:08:15 AM
1/1/2008 4:10:48 AM
If I ever meet god, I will. Until then remember what Jesus would do.
"If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out."
1/1/2008 4:26:26 AM
Kylie Minogue in the 'Dr Who' Xmas special did more to incite lust in this particular male viewer ;-)
1/1/2008 8:59:27 AM
Sir Michael L. Foley
In fact, I did ask God. He said you're wrong and that Natalie Portman is a babe and one of His gifts to men.
1/1/2008 9:05:34 AM
Boy, I would have loved to see him do a review of Leon (The Professional) - which Natalie did when she was 12.
1/1/2008 9:08:20 AM
First Corinthians? So Paul is God now?
1/1/2008 9:20:01 AM
I thought capalert was a parody site (in the same vein of Landover Baptist) for crazy fake fundie movie reviews. If so why is it here?
1/1/2008 9:20:42 AM
@ Whiteshark No, it seems he's for real.
1/1/2008 11:07:58 AM
Because she wears a dress that is totally normal in our times and in the fifties nightdresses do you say it's inmoral?, WTF?
1/1/2008 11:29:19 AM
Next time you consider the Quest for the Fire or any Documentary from National Geographic "inmoral", because in that culture women go naked, let us know.
1/1/2008 11:31:10 AM
I hope so beacuse your answer is worth shit.
1/1/2008 12:37:30 PM
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