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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners 161 Comments [1/1/2008 2:54:42 PM]
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WTF?! || meh

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Septic Sceptic

Around and around the reasoning goes, where will it stop? Nobody knows!

1/1/2008 3:08:53 PM


You have no idea why that's funny, do you?

1/1/2008 3:11:49 PM


But since the bible contradicts itself, it's also completely in line with the word of the bible. These possibilities thus cancel each other out, but according to Steven Hawkings, if they both appeared near a black hole, and one fell into the black hole and the other didn't, it would appear that the black hole emitted the surviving contradiction.

1/1/2008 3:13:52 PM


If A then A, InValid!

1/1/2008 3:19:01 PM


and mares eat oats
and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy...

1/1/2008 3:29:07 PM


i guess that you have never read it then!

1/1/2008 3:31:44 PM


1/1/2008 3:33:53 PM


I don't think that she gets it.

1/1/2008 3:44:02 PM


I never read the Gospel according to God.

That is unless your god's name is Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John.

1/1/2008 3:46:46 PM


I'm dizzy. Make it stop.

1/1/2008 3:55:18 PM


I..no, it gave me a headache.

1/1/2008 3:58:36 PM


It completely contradicts the word of the Quran, too. So should we all be Muslims?

1/1/2008 4:29:07 PM



1/1/2008 4:38:20 PM


WOW.. One day into 2008 and already a post from a fundie that has made me spit coffee on my monitor.

1/1/2008 4:44:26 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

If the bible weren't true, it would say so ... in the same way that con artists always warn their victims that they are liars and thieves.

Oh? They don't? Oh well, never mind.

1/1/2008 4:54:37 PM


To say that my logic is circular contradicts my circular logic.

1/1/2008 5:16:13 PM

Of course!!, in the same fashion that saying that not believing in the death of Stephen Daedalus's mother contradicts Joyce's Ulysses.

1/1/2008 5:16:51 PM


Circular logic...you fail.

You can't prove something with that which you are calling into question.

That would be like a judge asking a rapist if he did it.

"No sir, I am a perfect citizen."

"Well then you are free to go. Next case."

1/1/2008 5:31:27 PM


I tell you now that this post is completely true, and infallible as it was written by me, the One True God:

Ia Orana, you are an idiot.

And you smell. Thou shalt take a shower.

That is all.

1/1/2008 5:37:03 PM


Your sentence just gave me brain damage. I will be forwarding the medical bills to you, please send me a mailing address.

1/1/2008 5:39:24 PM

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1/1/2008 6:23:09 PM


That logic isn't going 'round and 'round, it already hit the wall, spun in the air and landed in the crowd!

1/1/2008 6:32:45 PM


See the Bible can't be wrong because it says it's right.

1/1/2008 6:41:40 PM


The Bible contradicts itself at so many points that there's nothing any person can say or do to contradict it.

1/1/2008 7:19:10 PM
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