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I was the recipient of an exorcism at the age of 10, after the exorcism, I was a Christian.

Badfish, Christian Forums 9 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Patrick

"...after the exorcism, I was a Christian."

You poor dear. Did you get a refund?

3/30/2009 10:30:17 AM

Table Rock

They removed the wrong half.

3/30/2009 2:15:29 PM

Lilith

Tortured into Christianity. Not a religion I'd want to subscribe to.

3/30/2009 2:18:54 PM

David B.

I recommend this guy...


3/30/2009 2:29:08 PM



You're supposed to kill the EVIL twin!

11/9/2012 4:31:08 AM

Dr.Shrinker

If you're writing a book about your experiences, don't bother. That genre is flooded beyond capacity these days. It seems that being possessed doesn't make you as special as it used to.

11/9/2012 6:58:27 AM

Justanotheratheist

Did you receive an exorcism, or a lobotomy?

11/10/2012 2:35:09 AM

Canadiest

Since you had an exorcism at ten you were born into a Christian family, therefor you were counted as Christian from birth on census forms at least.

And I suspect nothing changed the day after that exorcism except you keeping any doubts to yourself and the end of your "I'm a demon, rarrrwwww" playacting.

11/11/2012 6:22:01 AM

JW

Unintentionally funny is still funny.

2/20/2013 11:35:28 PM
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