"...after the exorcism, I was a Christian."
You poor dear. Did you get a refund?
3/30/2009 10:30:17 AM
They removed the wrong half.
3/30/2009 2:15:29 PM
Tortured into Christianity. Not a religion I'd want to subscribe to.
3/30/2009 2:18:54 PM
I recommend this guy...
3/30/2009 2:29:08 PM
You're supposed to kill the EVIL twin!
11/9/2012 4:31:08 AM
If you're writing a book about your experiences, don't bother. That genre is flooded beyond capacity these days. It seems that being possessed doesn't make you as special as it used to.
11/9/2012 6:58:27 AM
Did you receive an exorcism, or a lobotomy?
11/10/2012 2:35:09 AM
Since you had an exorcism at ten you were born into a Christian family, therefor you were counted as Christian from birth on census forms at least.
And I suspect nothing changed the day after that exorcism except you keeping any doubts to yourself and the end of your "I'm a demon, rarrrwwww" playacting.
11/11/2012 6:22:01 AM
Unintentionally funny is still funny.
2/20/2013 11:35:28 PM