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#373525
Mike
Occam's razor says you fail.
1/1/2008 8:49:51 AM
#373532
Sir Michael L. Foley
Wait. Unicorns aren't real??
1/1/2008 9:03:29 AM
#373537
werewolf
Karl has been reading "The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant" again.
It's disbelief when you state "They don't believe..."
It's unbelief if you state "Unicorns do not exist."
What did you read in "the Bible of Unicorns"? I, for one, think a Unicorn Bible is pretty cool. Can't be more insane than the KJV, can it?
1/1/2008 9:12:21 AM
#373542
Osiris
The fuck you say boy?
1/1/2008 9:18:48 AM
#373544
SSJPunk
Get one horse, a horn from a bull, and some duct tape. A cardboard wing cutout is optional.
1/1/2008 9:20:37 AM
#373550
Philbert McAdamia
Unicorns, talking snakes and asses, 4 legged bugs...
...there be dragons
1/1/2008 9:33:41 AM
#373560
davros
64 words
268 characters
actual information 0
1/1/2008 10:49:14 AM
#373578
Another idiot unable to tell the difference between fiction and reality.
1/1/2008 11:36:59 AM
#373579
Laurel
Silly me, I thought "re'em" was the actual world for "wild ox."
@ werewolf--IIRC, the passage with "re'em" translated to "unicorn" is in Job, near the stuff about Leviathan and the horse saying "Ha, ha" and other coolness.
1/1/2008 11:50:54 AM
#373584
Jacob
I'm lost.
1/1/2008 12:25:26 PM
#373588
Mister Spak
Whereas you wave the magic wand and transform the wild ox into a unicorn. What you don't know is that the unicorn is invisible and pink.
1/1/2008 12:31:58 PM
#373589
Ambrielle
Silly them, eh?
1/1/2008 12:32:55 PM
#373599
anevilmeme
Those evilutionists dig up unicorn fossils all the time but they combine them to make those fake dinosaur fossils. Yeah that must be it, the alternative would be that you are batshit insane.
1/1/2008 12:42:34 PM
#373612
Paler_Face
The only Unicorn is invisible and pink. BBHHH!
1/1/2008 1:24:40 PM
#373655
FordJano
I personnally prefer the LOLcat Bible.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
1/1/2008 3:04:30 PM
#373683
flipper
I don't say the KJV is faulty because of unicorns(I like unicorns and would think it was kinda cool if they existed). I say it's faulty because it is a sucky translation faked by gutless translators to lick the dick(excuse the pun) of their GAY absolute monarch by sticking in(another pun) the "divine right of kings" and driving the king's infallability down his subject's throats(pun).
1/1/2008 3:49:28 PM
#373686
approximate
Bring on the unicorn specimen or STFU.
1/1/2008 3:52:44 PM
#373694
Darth Furious
Fuck the unicorns, what about the fucking zombies?! Huh! Where the fuck are all the zombies?
1/1/2008 4:07:28 PM
#373760
xander07
I want to read the Bible of Unicorns. Sounds awesome.
1/1/2008 6:32:50 PM
#373770
John
The KJB translators didn't know what a "re'em" is, and admitted it. At one point, they translated it as "unicorn", but left a marginal note "Or, rhinocerots". We still don't what a re'em is. The Jewish scholars who created the Greek OT translation known as the "Septuagint" translated it as "monokeros" (one-horned). We don't know why. The KJB translators just copied the Septuagint, using a word from common mythology.
The translation as "wild ox" is based mainly on similar words in other ancient Semitic languages such as Akkhadian which refer to the now-extinct wild ox. The wild ox was certainly dangerous and untamable enough to qualify for the biblical description. The word is now translated as "wild ox" in modern Hebrew.
The KJB translators themselves admitted there might be nitpicking errors of no religious substance in their work. It's only KJB nuts, mainly Americans, who have elevated the KJB to infallible scripture.
1/1/2008 6:47:28 PM
#373819
Old Viking
He's right. I've met people who don't believe in unicorns.
1/1/2008 8:21:02 PM
#373829
Gemsabarmy
No! It's not 'unicorn' it's UNICRON! He was a freaking huge Transformer. He IS in the Bible. I swear he is.
1/1/2008 8:39:34 PM
#373849
solomongrundy
@: Darth Furious
You need Matthew 27 for the zombies:
27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
1/1/2008 9:41:57 PM
#373902
Whydontyou.org.uk
Oh the madness. Oh the stupidity.
::faints::
1/1/2008 11:05:14 PM
#373926
Caustic Gnostic
Has anyone found even a fossil? Or how about unicorn shit? Does it have mystical properties?
Or, is everything unicornic invisible?
1/1/2008 11:41:13 PM
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