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Well, you must be feeling pretty stupid right about now...
1/1/2008 1:40:46 PM
You are now a false prophet. Conglaturation!
1/1/2008 1:42:59 PM
And what will you do now?, give the money back to those gullible enough to buy it?
1/1/2008 1:44:10 PM
Shelby Corbitt 's psychologist
Shelby Corbitt's "Word for the day"
January 1, 2008
We made it to 2008 (fuck I'm an idiot, damn you Jesus).
I am extremely disappointed that I was wrong about the rapture (fuck you Jesus for making me a laughing stock)
I apologize for any disappointment I caused others (blame Jesus, that son of a bitch).
1/1/2008 1:53:20 PM
Stupid aren't you.
1/1/2008 1:56:57 PM
...Auld Lang Syne. I guess someone was wrong :P
1/1/2008 1:58:01 PM
Did I blink and miss it?
1/1/2008 2:06:35 PM
...And so, Doomsday Prophecy Business' millenia-long, perfect, unbroken record of failure continues unblemished.
1/1/2008 2:11:20 PM
The premise was wrong from the very beginning. If the rapture was so inminent, why did you have to sell a book to earn money you'd supposedly not need?(and neither would the guys gullible enough to buy it?)
1/1/2008 2:15:13 PM
Perhaps we should all dress up as human-headed, scorpion-tailed, giant locusts and stand outside Shelby's house singing "Guess who's on the naughty list?!"
Just to make him feel better, you know.
1/1/2008 2:18:41 PM
What now? Revise and reprint?
1/1/2008 2:19:48 PM
maybe the rapture did come, but NO-ONE was worthy.
1/1/2008 2:19:57 PM
1/1/2008 2:21:42 PM
"God specifically told me 2007 was the year"
It's 2008, asshat.
1/1/2008 2:41:07 PM
"I am extremely disappointed that I was wrong about the rapture."
Erm, no, you said God specifically told you 2007. That means God was wrong. Or that you are a lying turd. Either way, i'm laughing at you.
On the other hand... if this proves that Shelby is a false prophet... and false prophets are supposed to be common in the endtimes... Oh my God, it's all true! Stockpile the tinned food! Everyone into the basement! *converts*
1/1/2008 2:51:46 PM
1/1/2008 2:55:14 PM
3 of Clubs
You're all wrong! She was right! I got raptured! I'll have you know that I'm writing this from my new castle in the sky! It's very nice indeed!
1/1/2008 3:04:10 PM
Happy New Year!
1/1/2008 3:19:54 PM
1/1/2008 3:29:08 PM
looks like you missed it!
1/1/2008 3:43:51 PM
Maybe now you'll seek treatment for those hallucinations.
Happy New Year, fundtard.
1/1/2008 3:49:31 PM
I like this site - all caps.
"I SAID : THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN, THIS YEAR 2007!! I WAS WRONG!!!"
Yep - you were.
"AS SOON AS I WAS COMPLETELY HEALED AND BACK TO NORMAL"
Normal by comparison to what??
1/1/2008 3:53:09 PM
Does that mean you're gonna refund the money to all the suckers that believed you? You might, but I kinda fucking doubt it.
1/1/2008 3:53:44 PM
awwww, guess he left you behind then?
1/1/2008 3:54:56 PM
Jesus is laughing his ass off right now!
1/1/2008 3:58:37 PM
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