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#373617
DeusExMachina
Well, you must be feeling pretty stupid right about now...
1/1/2008 1:40:46 PM
#373619
Sideshow Bob
You are now a false prophet. Conglaturation!
1/1/2008 1:42:59 PM
#373620
And what will you do now?, give the money back to those gullible enough to buy it?
1/1/2008 1:44:10 PM
#373622
Shelby Corbitt 's psychologist
Shelby Corbitt's "Word for the day"
http://www.2007rapture.com/word/
January 1, 2008
We made it to 2008 (fuck I'm an idiot, damn you Jesus).
I am extremely disappointed that I was wrong about the rapture (fuck you Jesus for making me a laughing stock)
I apologize for any disappointment I caused others (blame Jesus, that son of a bitch).
1/1/2008 1:53:20 PM
#373623
Normal8687
Stupid aren't you.
1/1/2008 1:56:57 PM
#373625
...Auld Lang Syne. I guess someone was wrong :P
1/1/2008 1:58:01 PM
#373628
Joules
Did I blink and miss it?
1/1/2008 2:06:35 PM
#373630
Flatworm
...And so, Doomsday Prophecy Business' millenia-long, perfect, unbroken record of failure continues unblemished.
1/1/2008 2:11:20 PM
#373631
The premise was wrong from the very beginning. If the rapture was so inminent, why did you have to sell a book to earn money you'd supposedly not need?(and neither would the guys gullible enough to buy it?)
1/1/2008 2:15:13 PM
#373632
David B.
Perhaps we should all dress up as human-headed, scorpion-tailed, giant locusts and stand outside Shelby's house singing "Guess who's on the naughty list?!"
Just to make him feel better, you know.
1/1/2008 2:18:41 PM
#373634
What now? Revise and reprint?
1/1/2008 2:19:48 PM
#373635
apYrs
maybe the rapture did come, but NO-ONE was worthy.
tee-hee
1/1/2008 2:19:57 PM
#373636
Cabal
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
1/1/2008 2:21:42 PM
#373644
Ben Franklin
"God specifically told me 2007 was the year"
It's 2008, asshat.
1/1/2008 2:41:07 PM
#373649
Septic Sceptic
"I am extremely disappointed that I was wrong about the rapture."
Erm, no, you said God specifically told you 2007. That means God was wrong. Or that you are a lying turd. Either way, i'm laughing at you.
On the other hand... if this proves that Shelby is a false prophet... and false prophets are supposed to be common in the endtimes... Oh my God, it's all true! Stockpile the tinned food! Everyone into the basement! *converts*
1/1/2008 2:51:46 PM
#373650
Alina
ROFLMAO
1/1/2008 2:55:14 PM
#373654
3 of Clubs
You're all wrong! She was right! I got raptured! I'll have you know that I'm writing this from my new castle in the sky! It's very nice indeed!
1/1/2008 3:04:10 PM
#373667
Malfist
Happy New Year!
1/1/2008 3:19:54 PM
#373674
aqualung
Fail. lol
1/1/2008 3:29:08 PM
#373680
ouch!
looks like you missed it!
1/1/2008 3:43:51 PM
#373684
approximate
Maybe now you'll seek treatment for those hallucinations.
Happy New Year, fundtard.
1/1/2008 3:49:31 PM
#373687
Kristy
I like this site - all caps.
"I SAID : THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN, THIS YEAR 2007!! I WAS WRONG!!!"
Yep - you were.
"AS SOON AS I WAS COMPLETELY HEALED AND BACK TO NORMAL"
Normal by comparison to what??
1/1/2008 3:53:09 PM
#373688
flipper
Does that mean you're gonna refund the money to all the suckers that believed you? You might, but I kinda fucking doubt it.
1/1/2008 3:53:44 PM
#373689
heather
awwww, guess he left you behind then?
1/1/2008 3:54:56 PM
#373692
Dakota Bob
Jesus is laughing his ass off right now!
1/1/2008 3:58:37 PM
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