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God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year, because I was only going to have from 3 to 3 1/2 years to spread the message after my book was published.

Shelby Corbitt, 2007rapture.com 580 Comments [1/1/2008 1:34:57 PM]
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DeusExMachina

Well, you must be feeling pretty stupid right about now...

1/1/2008 1:40:46 PM

Sideshow Bob

You are now a false prophet. Conglaturation!

1/1/2008 1:42:59 PM



And what will you do now?, give the money back to those gullible enough to buy it?

1/1/2008 1:44:10 PM

Shelby Corbitt 's psychologist

Shelby Corbitt's "Word for the day"

http://www.2007rapture.com/word/

January 1, 2008

We made it to 2008 (fuck I'm an idiot, damn you Jesus).

I am extremely disappointed that I was wrong about the rapture (fuck you Jesus for making me a laughing stock)

I apologize for any disappointment I caused others (blame Jesus, that son of a bitch).

1/1/2008 1:53:20 PM

Normal8687

Stupid aren't you.

1/1/2008 1:56:57 PM



...Auld Lang Syne. I guess someone was wrong :P

1/1/2008 1:58:01 PM

Joules

Did I blink and miss it?


1/1/2008 2:06:35 PM

Flatworm

...And so, Doomsday Prophecy Business' millenia-long, perfect, unbroken record of failure continues unblemished.

1/1/2008 2:11:20 PM



The premise was wrong from the very beginning. If the rapture was so inminent, why did you have to sell a book to earn money you'd supposedly not need?(and neither would the guys gullible enough to buy it?)

1/1/2008 2:15:13 PM

David B.

Perhaps we should all dress up as human-headed, scorpion-tailed, giant locusts and stand outside Shelby's house singing "Guess who's on the naughty list?!"

Just to make him feel better, you know.

1/1/2008 2:18:41 PM



What now? Revise and reprint?

1/1/2008 2:19:48 PM

apYrs

maybe the rapture did come, but NO-ONE was worthy.

tee-hee

1/1/2008 2:19:57 PM

Cabal

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

1/1/2008 2:21:42 PM

Ben Franklin

"God specifically told me 2007 was the year"

It's 2008, asshat.

1/1/2008 2:41:07 PM

Septic Sceptic

"I am extremely disappointed that I was wrong about the rapture."

Erm, no, you said God specifically told you 2007. That means God was wrong. Or that you are a lying turd. Either way, i'm laughing at you.

On the other hand... if this proves that Shelby is a false prophet... and false prophets are supposed to be common in the endtimes... Oh my God, it's all true! Stockpile the tinned food! Everyone into the basement! *converts*

1/1/2008 2:51:46 PM

Alina

ROFLMAO

1/1/2008 2:55:14 PM

3 of Clubs

You're all wrong! She was right! I got raptured! I'll have you know that I'm writing this from my new castle in the sky! It's very nice indeed!

1/1/2008 3:04:10 PM

Malfist

Happy New Year!

1/1/2008 3:19:54 PM

aqualung

Fail. lol

1/1/2008 3:29:08 PM



ouch!

looks like you missed it!

1/1/2008 3:43:51 PM

approximate

Maybe now you'll seek treatment for those hallucinations.

Happy New Year, fundtard.

1/1/2008 3:49:31 PM

Kristy

I like this site - all caps.

"I SAID : THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN, THIS YEAR 2007!! I WAS WRONG!!!"
Yep - you were.

"AS SOON AS I WAS COMPLETELY HEALED AND BACK TO NORMAL"
Normal by comparison to what??


1/1/2008 3:53:09 PM

flipper

Does that mean you're gonna refund the money to all the suckers that believed you? You might, but I kinda fucking doubt it.

1/1/2008 3:53:44 PM

heather

awwww, guess he left you behind then?

1/1/2008 3:54:56 PM

Dakota Bob

Jesus is laughing his ass off right now!

1/1/2008 3:58:37 PM
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